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Dragon Called · verbatim survivors: 6 of 170 sentences
French
All chunks GREEN both directions. The return leg even lands a bail/bail pun the original didn’t have.
She pulled out a pen and paper and wrote everything down, asking appropriate questions at appropriate times, but she couldn’t shake the feeling that she was being partially shouted at and definitely judged. When he was through, she held up a hand. “Three things.”
“Go,” he allowed her.
“The cat?” She couldn’t help but ask.
The driver answered her. “He’s practically a family member. Presence nonnegotiable. Next?”
“Okay, then.” *Weird-ass rich people. *Andi shrugged and looked back at the patient. “So, why is he here? Why not a hospital?”
“In the city?” Mr. Midwest was incredulous.
“Yeah. Why not? There’re good hospitals there.”
“Hospitals aren’t safe,” Mr. Midwest stated—like that was a known fact.
Andi bit her lips, hard, to not say anything about his bizarre opinions. “All right, then,” she went on. “Third is, who are you? Medically, I mean.”
“His name’s Austin; he used to be a paramedic,” Mr. No-Name said for the man.
“And in the Marines,” Austin added.
She stuck her hand out, so Austin would have to shake it. “I’m Andi.”
“Ah. An Andi, not Andy,” Austin said, with slightly different emphasis, giving Mr. No-Name a glare.
“It’s not my fault your assumptions were sexist,” Mr. No-Name said, a slight grin flickering at the corner of his mouth. He looked meaningfully at his watch again, and Austin disappeared down a hall. “So. Eight hours?” Mr. No-Name asked her.
From Austin’s report, this patient mostly sounded like a wait-and-see. He was injured and unconscious, but there was no real reason he hadn’t woken up yet—other than possible brain damage. Which, yeah, made this whole level of secrecy, perhaps understandable? If you were the head of a household worth a fortune and someone got injured on your watch, you might need to keep their issues under wraps. She glanced at the patient’s vitals on the monitor, the level of urine in the foley, and the slowly draining chest tube. She could keep almost anyone alive for eight hours—at the hospital. But what would happen here if things went poorly? This situation was bizarre, and even though they were paying her a ton, she still had her license to think of. She glanced up and found Mr. No-Name watching her shamelessly—so shamelessly, she flushed.
Austin reappeared, pushing a crash cart before she could stutter out any words. “You know what to do with this?”
“Of course.” The presence of a crash cart allayed only some of her fears. “But…I’m not a doctor.”
“If he needs a doctor, just call me, and I’ll get one. My number’s preprogrammed.” Mr. No-Name handed her a phone as Austin went on.
“And who should I ask for?” she asked, trying not to sound curious in the least.
Mr. No-Name let out a snort as if to say, *nice try. *“I’ll know it’s you.”
Austin interrupted. “There’s more oxygen tanks against the wall. Just keep him comfortable until we get back.”
Andi looked between them. None of this made sense—not the cat, not this job, not this house, and definitely not these two extremely handsome, yet extremely odd men. “Where are you going anyhow?”
Mr. No-Name shook his head at her question. “Out. But we’ll return by dawn, and I promise you’ll be on the first bus back to the city. Okay?”
Mr. No-Name’s gaze pressed her, as Austin loomed.
She inhaled—to tell them how insane all this was and back out—but then she reminded herself that the only thing that needed to make sense was the fact that one night here would equal a month of her normal paycheck. She glanced at the patient and did her best to ping out with her inherent nurse-radar, honed by months of taking too many shifts, taking in his color, and the numbers on the screen. He was the most normal thing here, hands down. “Yeah, okay,” she said, deciding. She pulled out the phone she’d been given and waved it at Mr. No-Name. “I’ll call if anything happens; otherwise, I’ll see you in eight.”
“Good,” Mr. No-Name said and smiled at her—fully—for the first time all night. The sensation of his pleased attention on her was almost as bad as whatever had happened to her on the road here. She wanted to run away, but she found she couldn’t. She was struck—pierced—like she was a deer in headlights. He was just too much.
Then the cat leapt off the bed and wound around Mr. No-Name’s legs. He glanced down, and the moment was over. The spotlight had moved on. She sagged, caught herself, and hoped he hadn’t seen it. It didn’t seem like he had as he knelt down to knuckle the cat’s head softly.
The cat meowed at him, repeatedly, as if it had strong opinions, and Mr. No-Name gave it a dour look. “No, she didn’t bring anything for you,” he told the cat, and then looked back to her. “If you hear any sounds in the house, just ignore them. It’s an old house; it creaks a lot.” Austin coughed from the door, and Mr. No-Name headed toward him. Her audience was over. The men left, and the cat followed them.
Andi relaxed, then became embarrassed by how she’d felt. What was she, some kind of schoolgirl? *You know better!* Whoever she’d been in the moment he’d looked at her—stupidly happy, foolishly hopeful, and just a teensy bit terrified—it wasn’t the real her.
The real Andi was a nurse who knew what to do—every time, all of the time.
She went to the bed, unlooped her stethoscope from her neck, and started to assess her patient.
“What’d Grim say?” Austin asked Damian on their way to the garage.
“That she’s too small to be of any use.” In reality, Grimalkin had asked if Andi had brought him any cheese, the bluer, the better—because the house was out. Luckily, Damian was the only one who could understand the hugely powerful multidimensional guardian he’d been assigned at birth, so no one else knew how easily a gift of cheese would distract him.
"For once, the cat and I agree. If my brother wakes up–"
“I know,” Damian said, shutting down further conversation. If Zach woke up while they were gone—a big *if*—then hopefully he and the nurse could have an intelligent conversation, after which she’d take off his restraints. He’d be confused about what had happened, but he’d be smart enough to realize she was an outsider.
He got into the armored SUV, waiting with some of the rest of his crew. It was just him and the guys tonight. Max was driving, Jamison had his eyes on his electronics, and he sat close to Austin who was busy wiping down the barrel of something black and shiny.
He sank back into his seat, thinking about the nurse.
*She smelled good*, his dragon commented*.* * *
*Shush,* he told his dragon—but it was right*.*
Oil, plastics, but more overwhelmingly, the aroma of iron, surrounded him. Humans had so much iron in their blood; it was a wonder to him that they weren’t magnetic. Living in human society, he had gotten used to the metallic scent, but for some reason, tonight it seemed more pungent than usual.
It was all because of her.
When she had gotten into the car, the gaseous stink of the bus she had been on and the medicinal chemical scents that were a hallmark of her occupation clung to her coat. Those were expected.
But underlying all that was her own subtle scent, undetectable to most humans, and yet abruptly mouthwatering all the same.
Apples and caramel, yes, that’s what it reminded him of—and saltwater.
How strange.
He swiped through his emails, opening the unread files Mills had sent over. Top of her class in community college and then nursing school. But she’d suffered student loans, a staggeringly high amount of debt owed to a hospital which looked like medical bills for a relative before it got wiped—presumably by that relative’s death—and a brother who apparently couldn’t resist taking rides in cop cars. Which made her perfect for his purposes: hungry enough to be looking for cash, smart enough to keep Zach alive, and hopefully, smart enough to not ask many more questions.* *There was always the Forgetting Fire if she got too curious. He reached the end of her background check and found she lived in a gentrifying part of town in an apartment above a Greek bakery. That explained her scent. Her apartment probably smelled entirely of baked goods.
Mystery solved, Damian put the phone back into his pocket. But his mind went right back to her. *Andi.* What an odd name for a girl. He had the strangest urge to say it out loud, irrationally, to see if the sound tasted as good as she smelled. And that interesting streak of blue that he’d glimpsed a flash of before she’d wound her dark hair up—something about the act of her hiding it made him want to unwind and expose it again, to possibly feel the wrap of it around his hand.
* *“Why’d you warn her about the house?” Austin asked Damian, distracting him from his thoughts.
“Because Grimalkin doesn’t like strangers.”
“He doesn’t like anyone,” Austin countered.
“He’s keeping an eye on Zach, isn’t he?” Max said from the driver’s seat, defending Damian’s guardian’s integrity. Damian knew his cat and his old weapons master got along—they had to; they were the only two things that’d come from the Realms with him, albeit at different times. The battle armor Max had on made the whiteness of his skin around it even more shocking, and Damian knew if he had his hat off, all his hair would be ghostly pale. He’d had an albino’s pale eyes, too, before he’d lost them in a fight with another bear-shifter. Mills had replaced them with something magical hidden by goggles, turning him into the perfect bearer of Damian’s Forgetting Fire, since its powers no longer seemed to work on him. And whatever kind of eyes he had now, he could snipe an Unearthly creature down at eight hundred yards.
“Grimalkin’s probably hoping that he’ll die,” Austin said darkly.
Max broke into a toothy grin. “Nah, if Grimalkin wanted either of you dead, you’d be dead already, puppy.”
Austin snorted at him. “Better to be a wolf who’s a fighter than a bear who’s a chimney sweep,” Austin muttered, before addressing Damian again. “Was she sensitive enough for the perimeter to bother her?”
“Definitely.”
Austin grunted. “How’d she do?”
“Admirably, considering she didn’t know she was being magically attacked.” There were several concentric security rings around his mansion, some magical, some not. He’d both seen and tasted her panic as they’d driven over one of them—the one Austin had been supposed to turn off. He’d seen other men throw themselves out of moving cars in fear and not know why to crawl crying back downhill. While she’d been scared, Andi hadn’t run. Another interesting point.
“Do you think she bought it?” Austin asked, pretending to put a driver’s hat on.
Damian knew he meant the subterfuge of him pretending to be a driver in his own employ. He’d wanted to meet the person taking care of Zach, to get a feel for her—he hadn’t expected for him to wind up being so intrigued.
“Doesn’t matter,” he answered. “Either she doesn’t figure it out, fine; or she does, and the fire will make her forget.”
“Why bother? No one would believe her. She’d just be another internet crackpot,” Jamison said while staring intently at the computer on his lap, as immersed in it as Austin was his weapons. He was very dark-skinned and lean in opposition to Max’s bright whiteness and Austin’s bulk, and between the hardware on his lap and the hardware of his arm that they’d replaced with tech, the man was practically half-computer.
“You mean, like you?” Austin said, goading the younger man.
“Don’t make me change your Netflix password,” Jamison snarked, then waved his hand for silence. “We’re approaching the source of the signal. Slow down, Max.”
Max grunted an acknowledgement. He was driving what Damian called “the tour bus.” It was a heavily armored SUV, fortified with metal shielding, bulletproof glass, blast-resistant undercarriage, and, more importantly, personally warded by the most powerful witch on this side of the Pacific. Damian knew where they were by scent—the saltwater, gas, and oil fumes could only be from the familiar miasma of the docks—and they were here because somewhere nearby there was an Unearthly creature they needed to kill.
Called by the Dragon — flex passage
She pulled out a pen and paper and wrote everything down, asking the right questions at the right moments, but she couldn't shake the feeling that she was being half-scolded and fully judged. When he finished, she raised her hand.
"Three things."
"Go ahead," he said.
"The cat?" she asked, unable to help herself.
It was the chauffeur who answered.
"He's practically a member of the family. His presence is non-negotiable. Next?"
"Okay."
*Rich people are absolutely insane.* Andi shrugged and turned back to the patient.
"So why is he here? Why not a hospital?"
"In the city?"
Mr. Midwest was incredulous.
"Yeah, why not? There are good hospitals down there."
"Hospitals aren't safe," Mr.
Midwest said—as if it were an established fact.
Andi bit her lips hard to keep from commenting on his crackpot opinions.
"Fine," she said.
"Third—who are you? Medically, I mean."
"His name is Austin; he was an EMT," M.
Sans-Nom answered for him.
"And a Marine," Austin added.
She held out her hand, forcing him to shake it.
"I'm Andi."
"Ah. An Andi, not an Andy," Austin said, putting slight emphasis on the *i* as he shot M.
Sans-Nom a dirty look.
"It's not my fault your assumptions were sexist," M.
Sans-Nom said, a faint smile at the corner of his mouth. He gave his watch another meaningful look, and Austin disappeared down a hallway.
"Good. Eight hours?" M.
Sans-Nom asked.
Based on Austin's report, this patient mostly needed monitoring. He was injured and unconscious, but there was no real reason he shouldn't have woken up by now—aside from possible brain damage. Which maybe made all the secrecy a little more understandable, sure. If you were the head of a family rich enough to bury this kind of thing, you might need to keep this sort of problem under wraps. She glanced at the patient's vitals on the monitor, his urine output, and the chest drain slowly emptying. She could keep just about anyone alive for eight hours—at the hospital. But what would happen here if things went south? The situation was bizarre, and even if they were paying her a fortune, she still had to think about her license. She looked up and caught M. Sans-Nom staring at her without the slightest self-consciousness—with so little of it that she blushed.
Austin reappeared, pushing a crash cart, before she could stammer out a single word.
"You know how to use this?"
"Obviously."
The presence of a crash cart only eased some of her concerns.
"But… I'm not a doctor."
"If he needs a doctor, call me and I'll have one brought in. My number's already saved."
Mr. Sans-Nom handed her a phone while Austin continued.
"And who do I ask for?" she asked, trying hard not to sound even the least bit curious.
M. Sans-Nom let out a snicker, as if to say, *nice try.* "I'll know it's you."
Austin stepped in.
"There are extra oxygen tanks against the wall. Just make sure he's okay until we get back."
Andi looked from one to the other. None of this made any sense—not the cat, not this job, not this house, and certainly not these two men who were as attractive as they were strange.
"Where are you going, anyway?"
Mr. Sans-Nom shook his head.
"Out. But we'll be back before dawn, and I promise you'll be on the first bus back to town. All right?"
Mr. Sans-Nom's gaze weighed on her while Austin looked down at her from his full height.
She drew a breath—to tell them how insane all of this was and bail—but she reminded herself that the only thing that needed to make sense was that one night here equaled a month of her regular salary. She glanced at the patient and did her best to trust her nursing instincts—months and months of endless shifts had a way of sharpening your eye—assessing his complexion and the numbers on the screen. It was the most normal thing here, by far.
"Yeah, okay," she said, making up her mind.
She pulled out the phone they'd given her and waved it at Mr. Sans-Nom.
"I'll call if something happens; otherwise, see you in eight hours."
"Good," M.
Sans-Nom said, and he smiled at her—truly smiled—for the first time that evening. Feeling his satisfied attention fixed on her was almost as intense as what had happened on the road on the way here. She wanted to run, but she couldn't. She was rooted to the spot—pierced through—like a rabbit caught in the headlights. It was too much. He was simply too much.
Then the cat leaped off the bed and wound itself around Mr. Sans-Nom's legs. He looked down, and the moment broke. The attention had shifted. Her shoulders dropped, she caught herself, and hoped he hadn't noticed. Apparently not, because he knelt down and gently rubbed the cat's head with the back of his fingers.
The cat meowed at him several times, as if it had very strong opinions, and Mr. Sans-Nom gave it a withering look.
"No, she didn't bring anything for you," he told the cat, then turned to her.
"If you hear noises in the house, ignore them. It's an old house; it creaks a lot."
Austin coughed from the doorway, and Mr. Sans-Nom headed toward him. The interview was over. The men left, and the cat followed them.
Andi relaxed, then felt ashamed of what she'd felt. What the hell was that? Did she think she was in high school? *You know perfectly well it wasn't!* The person she'd been for an instant under his gaze—stupidly happy, naively hopeful, and just a little bit terrified—wasn't her.
The real Andi was a nurse who knew what to do—every moment, in every situation.
She walked over to the bed, unhooked her stethoscope from around her neck, and began assessing her patient.
"What did Grim say?" Austin asked Damian as they headed toward the garage.
"That she was too small to be useful."
In reality, Grimalkin had asked whether Andi had brought him cheese—the bluer, the better—because there wasn't any left in the house. Fortunately, Damian was the only one who could understand the multidimensional guardian of phenomenal power who had been entrusted to him at birth, so no one else knew how easily a simple gift of cheese was enough to distract him.
"For once, the cat and I agree. If my brother wakes up…"
"I know," Damian said, shutting down any further discussion.
If Zach woke up while they were gone—big *if*—then with any luck, he and the nurse could have a rational conversation, after which she'd remove his restraints. He wouldn't understand anything that had happened, but he'd be smart enough to figure out she was a stranger.
He climbed into the armored SUV, where the rest of his team was already waiting. Tonight it was just him and the guys. Max was driving, Jamison had his eyes glued to his screens, and he sat down next to Austin, who was busy wiping down the barrel of a black, gleaming weapon.
He settled into his seat. His thoughts drifted back to the nurse.
*She smelled good*, his dragon commented.
*Shut up*, he told his dragon—but it was right.
Oil, plastic, but above all the smell of iron surrounded him. Humans had so much iron in their blood it was a wonder they weren't magnetic. After years of living in human society, he'd grown used to that metallic scent, but for some reason tonight it seemed stronger than usual.
And that was entirely because of her.
When she'd gotten into the car, her coat had reeked of exhaust fumes from the bus she'd taken and the chemical, medicinal smells characteristic of her profession. That was expected.
But beneath all of it lay her own subtle scent, undetectable to most humans, and yet strangely irresistible.
Apples and caramel—yes, that was what it reminded him of—and salt water.
Strange.
He scrolled through his emails, opening the unread files Mills had sent him. Top of her class in college, then again in nursing school. But she was carrying student loans and a mountain of debt to a hospital—probably medical bills for a relative, written off when they died—along with a brother who apparently got hauled in by the cops on a regular basis. Which made her perfect for his needs: in enough of a mess to go looking for money, smart enough to keep Zach alive, and, with any luck, clever enough not to ask too many more questions. There was always the Fire of Forgetting if she got too curious. He reached the end of her background check and discovered she lived in a gentrifying neighborhood, in an apartment above a Greek bakery. That explained her scent. Her apartment must have been steeped in the smell of pastries.
Mystery solved, Damian slipped the phone back into his pocket. But his thoughts circled right back to her. *Andi.* What a strange name for a girl. He had a weird urge to say it out loud, irrationally, just to see if her name on his tongue tasted the same as her scent. And that interesting blue streak he'd barely glimpsed before she'd pinned up her dark hair—there was something about the way she hid it that made him want to undo it, expose it again, maybe wind it around his fingers.
"Why'd you warn her about the house?" Austin asked Damian, pulling him from his thoughts.
"Because Grimalkin doesn't like strangers."
"He doesn't like anyone," Austin shot back.
"He's watching over Zach, isn't he?" Max said from the driver's seat, coming to Damian's guardian's defense.
Damian knew his cat and his former weapons master got along well—they had to; they were the only two things that had come from the Realms with him, though at different times. The battle armor Max wore made the almost shocking whiteness of his skin stand out by contrast. And Damian knew that if he removed his hat, every strand of his hair would be a ghostly pale. He'd had the pale eyes of an albino too, before he'd lost them in a fight with another bear shifter. Mills had replaced them with something magical hidden behind glasses, making him the ideal bearer of Damian's Fire of Forgetting, since its powers no longer seemed to work on him. And whatever eyes he had now, he could drop a Supernatural creature at eight hundred meters.
"Grimalkin's probably hoping he dies," Austin said darkly.
Max flashed a wide grin.
"Nah, if Grimalkin wanted one of you two dead, you'd already be dead, puppy."
Austin snorted.
"Better a wolf who fights than a chimney-sweeping bear," Austin muttered, then turned back to Damian.
"She was receptive enough for the perimeter to get to her?"
"Without a doubt."
Austin grunted.
"How'd she handle it?"
"Admirably, considering she had no idea she was the target of a magical attack."
There were several concentric security rings around his manor, some magical, some not. He had both seen and tasted her panic when they'd passed through one—the one Austin was supposed to have deactivated. He'd watched other men throw themselves from moving cars in blind terror, not knowing why, then crawl back up the slope on all fours, sobbing. Andi had been afraid, but she hadn't run. Another interesting point.
"Think she bought it?" Austin asked, miming the gesture of putting on a chauffeur's cap.
Damian knew he was talking about the ruse of posing as a driver in his own employ. He'd wanted to meet the person who'd be taking care of Zach, get a read on her—he hadn't expected to find himself this intrigued.
"Doesn't matter," he replied.
"If she didn't figure it out, great. If she did, the fire will make her forget."
"Why bother? Nobody would believe her. She'd just be one more crazy person ranting on the internet," Jamison said without looking up from the laptop on his knees, as absorbed in it as Austin was in his weapons.
He had very dark skin and was lean, the polar opposite of Max's striking paleness and Austin's massive build; and between the gear on his lap and his arm replaced by cybernetics, the man was practically half computer.
"You mean, like you?" Austin threw at the younger man.
"Don't make me change your Netflix password," Jamison fired back, then signaled for quiet.
"We're approaching the signal source. Slow down, Max."
Max grunted to show he understood. He was driving what Damian called "the tour bus." It was a heavily armored SUV, reinforced with metal plating, bulletproof glass, a blast-resistant undercarriage, and—most importantly—with wards laid by the most powerful witch on this side of the Pacific. Damian knew where they were from the smell alone—the salt water, the lingering reek of gas and oil could only be the familiar stink of the docks—and they were here because somewhere nearby was a Supernatural creature they needed to kill.
See the French edition (the middle of the wormhole)
Elle sortit un stylo et du papier et nota tout, posant les bonnes questions aux bons moments, mais elle n'arrivait pas à se défaire de l'impression qu'on la houspillait à moitié et qu'on la jugeait, sans le moindre doute. Quand il eut fini, elle leva la main.
— Trois choses.
— Allez-y, lui accorda-t-il.
— Le chat ? demanda-t-elle malgré elle.
Ce fut le chauffeur qui lui répondit.
— C'est pratiquement un membre de la famille. Sa présence n'est pas négociable. Ensuite ?
— D'accord.
*Des riches complètement barjos.* Andi haussa les épaules et se tourna de nouveau vers le patient.
— Alors, pourquoi il est ici ? Pourquoi pas un hôpital ?
— En ville ?
M. Midwest était incrédule.
— Oui, pourquoi pas ? Il y a de bons hôpitaux là-bas.
— Les hôpitaux ne sont pas sûrs, déclara M.
Midwest — comme si c'était un fait avéré.
Andi se mordit fort les lèvres pour ne pas commenter ses opinions farfelues.
— Très bien, enchaîna-t-elle.
— Troisièmement, vous êtes qui ? Médicalement, je veux dire.
— Il s'appelle Austin ; il a été ambulancier, répondit M.
Sans-Nom à sa place.
— Et dans les Marines, ajouta Austin.
Elle lui tendit la main, le forçant à la serrer.
— Moi, c'est Andi.
— Ah. Une Andi, pas un Andy, dit Austin en appuyant légèrement sur le *i*, en lançant un regard noir à M.
Sans-Nom.
— Ce n'est pas ma faute si tes présupposés étaient sexistes, dit M.
Sans-Nom, un léger sourire au coin des lèvres. Il jeta de nouveau un regard appuyé à sa montre, et Austin disparut dans un couloir.
— Bon. Huit heures ? demanda M.
Sans-Nom.
D'après le rapport d'Austin, ce patient relevait surtout de la surveillance. Il était blessé et inconscient, mais il n'y avait pas vraiment de raison pour qu'il ne se soit pas encore réveillé — à part d'éventuelles lésions cérébrales. Ce qui rendait peut-être tout ce secret un peu plus compréhensible, oui. Si on était à la tête d'une famille assez riche pour enterrer ce genre d'affaire, on pouvait avoir besoin de garder ce genre de problème sous le tapis. Elle jeta un coup d'œil aux constantes du patient sur le moniteur, à la diurèse, et au drain thoracique qui se vidait lentement. Elle pouvait maintenir à peu près n'importe qui en vie pendant huit heures — à l'hôpital. Mais qu'est-ce qui se passerait ici si les choses tournaient mal ? La situation était bizarre, et même si on la payait une fortune, elle devait quand même penser à sa licence. Elle leva les yeux et surprit M. Sans-Nom en train de la dévisager sans la moindre gêne — avec si peu de gêne qu'elle rougit.
Austin réapparut, poussant un chariot d'urgence, avant qu'elle ait pu bafouiller le moindre mot.
— Vous savez vous servir de ça ?
— Évidemment.
La présence d'un chariot d'urgence ne dissipa qu'une partie de ses craintes.
— Mais… je ne suis pas médecin.
— S'il a besoin d'un médecin, appelez-moi, j'en ferai venir un. Mon numéro est déjà enregistré.
M. Sans-Nom lui tendit un téléphone tandis qu'Austin poursuivait.
— Et je demande qui ? demanda-t-elle, en s'efforçant de ne pas avoir l'air le moins du monde curieuse.
M. Sans-Nom laissa échapper un ricanement, comme pour dire : *bien tenté.* « Je saurai que c'est vous. »
Austin intervint.
— Il y a d'autres bouteilles d'oxygène contre le mur. Faites juste en sorte qu'il soit bien jusqu'à notre retour.
Andi les regarda tour à tour. Rien de tout cela n'avait de sens — ni le chat, ni ce boulot, ni cette maison, et certainement pas ces deux hommes aussi séduisants qu'étranges.
— Où est-ce que vous allez, au fait ?
M. Sans-Nom secoua la tête.
— Dehors. Mais on sera de retour avant l'aube, et je vous promets que vous serez dans le premier bus pour rentrer en ville. D'accord ?
Le regard de M. Sans-Nom pesait sur elle, tandis qu'Austin la toisait de toute sa hauteur.
Elle inspira — pour leur dire à quel point tout ça était dément et se défiler — mais elle se rappela que la seule chose qui devait avoir un sens, c'était qu'une nuit ici équivalait à un mois de son salaire normal. Elle jeta un coup d'œil au patient et fit de son mieux pour se fier à son instinct d'infirmière — des mois de gardes à n'en plus finir, ça vous aiguise l'œil — en évaluant son teint et les chiffres sur l'écran. C'était la chose la plus normale ici, et de loin.
— Ouais, d'accord, dit-elle en se décidant.
Elle sortit le téléphone qu'on lui avait donné et l'agita devant M. Sans-Nom.
— J'appelle s'il se passe quelque chose ; sinon, on se revoit dans huit heures.
— Bien, dit M.
Sans-Nom, et il lui sourit — vraiment — pour la première fois de la soirée. Sentir son attention satisfaite braquée sur elle fut presque aussi violent que ce qui s'était passé sur la route en venant. Elle voulait s'enfuir, mais elle en était incapable. Elle était clouée sur place — transpercée — comme un lapin pris dans les phares. C'était trop. Il était juste trop.
Puis le chat bondit du lit et vint s'enrouler autour des jambes de M. Sans-Nom. Il baissa les yeux, et l'instant fut rompu. L'attention s'était déplacée. Ses épaules retombèrent, elle se rattrapa, et espéra qu'il ne l'avait pas remarqué. Apparemment non, car il s'agenouilla pour frotter doucement la tête du chat du dos des doigts.
Le chat miaula vers lui à plusieurs reprises, comme s'il avait des opinions bien arrêtées, et M. Sans-Nom lui lança un regard noir.
— Non, elle n'a rien apporté pour toi, dit-il au chat, puis il se tourna vers elle.
— Si vous entendez des bruits dans la maison, ignorez-les. C'est une vieille maison ; ça craque beaucoup.
Austin toussa depuis la porte, et M. Sans-Nom se dirigea vers lui. L'entretien était clos. Les hommes partirent, et le chat les suivit.
Andi se détendit, puis eut honte de ce qu'elle avait ressenti. Non mais c'était quoi, ça ? Elle se croyait au lycée ? *Tu sais très bien que non !* Celle qu'elle avait été l'espace d'un instant sous son regard — bêtement heureuse, naïvement pleine d'espoir, et juste un tout petit peu terrifiée — ce n'était pas elle.
La vraie Andi était une infirmière qui savait quoi faire — à chaque instant, en toute circonstance.
Elle s'approcha du lit, décrocha son stéthoscope de son cou et commença à évaluer son patient.
— Qu'est-ce que Grim a dit ? demanda Austin à Damian tandis qu'ils se dirigeaient vers le garage.
— Qu'elle était trop petite pour être utile.
En réalité, Grimalkin avait demandé si Andi lui avait apporté du fromage, le plus persillé possible — parce qu'il n'y en avait plus dans la maison. Heureusement, Damian était le seul à pouvoir comprendre le gardien multidimensionnel d'une puissance phénoménale qui lui avait été confié à la naissance, si bien que personne d'autre ne savait à quel point un simple cadeau de fromage suffisait à le distraire.
— Pour une fois, le chat et moi sommes d'accord. Si mon frère se réveille…
— Je sais, dit Damian, coupant court à toute discussion.
Si Zach se réveillait pendant leur absence — gros *si* —, alors avec un peu de chance, lui et l'infirmière pourraient avoir une conversation sensée, après quoi elle lui retirerait ses contentions. Il ne comprendrait rien à ce qui s'était passé, mais serait assez intelligent pour comprendre qu'elle était une étrangère.
Il monta dans le SUV blindé, où les autres membres de son équipe attendaient déjà. Ce soir, c'était juste lui et les gars. Max conduisait, Jamison avait les yeux rivés sur ses écrans, et il s'assit près d'Austin qui était occupé à essuyer le canon d'une arme noire et luisante.
Il se cala dans son siège. Ses pensées revinrent à l'infirmière.
*Elle sentait bon*, commenta son dragon.
*Tais-toi*, ordonna-t-il à son dragon — mais il avait raison.
L'huile, le plastique, mais surtout l'odeur du fer l'entouraient. Les humains avaient tellement de fer dans le sang que c'était à se demander pourquoi ils n'étaient pas magnétiques. À force de vivre dans la société humaine, il s'était habitué à cette odeur métallique, mais pour une raison quelconque, ce soir elle lui paraissait plus forte que d'habitude.
Et c'était entièrement à cause d'elle.
Quand elle était montée dans la voiture, son manteau empestait les gaz d'échappement du bus qu'elle avait pris et les effluves chimiques et médicinaux caractéristiques de son métier. Ça, c'était attendu.
Mais sous tout cela se cachait son propre parfum subtil, indétectable pour la plupart des humains, et pourtant étrangement irrésistible.
Des pommes et du caramel, oui, c'était ce que ça lui évoquait — et de l'eau salée.
Étrange.
Il fit défiler ses e-mails, ouvrant les fichiers non lus que Mills lui avait envoyés. Première de sa promo à la fac puis en école d'infirmières. Mais elle traînait des prêts étudiants et une montagne de dettes envers un hôpital — sans doute des frais médicaux pour un proche, effacés à sa mort — ainsi qu'un frère qui, apparemment, se faisait régulièrement embarquer par les flics. Ce qui la rendait parfaite pour ses besoins : assez dans la mouise pour chercher de l'argent, assez intelligente pour garder Zach en vie, et, avec un peu de chance, assez futée pour ne pas poser beaucoup plus de questions. Il y avait toujours le Feu de l'Oubli si elle devenait trop curieuse. Il arriva au bout de sa vérification d'antécédents et découvrit qu'elle vivait dans un quartier en pleine gentrification, dans un appartement au-dessus d'une boulangerie grecque. Voilà qui expliquait son odeur. Son appartement devait être tout imprégné d'odeurs de viennoiseries.
Mystère résolu, Damian remit le téléphone dans sa poche. Mais ses pensées revinrent aussitôt à elle. *Andi.* Quel drôle de prénom pour une fille. Il avait une envie étrange de le prononcer à voix haute, irrationnellement, pour voir si son nom sur la langue avait la même saveur que son parfum. Et cette intéressante mèche bleue qu'il avait à peine entrevue avant qu'elle ne remonte ses cheveux sombres — il y avait quelque chose, dans le fait qu'elle la dissimule, qui lui donnait envie de la défaire et de l'exposer de nouveau, peut-être de l'enrouler autour de ses doigts.
— Pourquoi tu l'as prévenue pour la maison ? demanda Austin à Damian, le tirant de ses pensées.
— Parce que Grimalkin n'aime pas les étrangers.
— Il n'aime personne, rétorqua Austin.
— Il veille sur Zach, non ? dit Max depuis le siège conducteur, prenant la défense du gardien de Damian.
Damian savait que son chat et son ancien maître d'armes s'entendaient bien — ils le devaient ; c'étaient les deux seules choses venues des Royaumes avec lui, quoique à des époques différentes. L'armure de combat que portait Max faisait ressortir, par contraste, la blancheur presque choquante de sa peau. Et Damian savait que s'il retirait son chapeau, toute sa chevelure serait d'une pâleur fantomatique. Lui aussi avait eu les yeux pâles d'un albinos avant de les perdre dans un combat contre un autre métamorphe ours. Mills les avait remplacés par quelque chose de magique dissimulé derrière des lunettes, faisant de lui le porteur idéal du Feu de l'Oubli de Damian, puisque ses pouvoirs ne semblaient plus agir sur lui. Et quels que soient les yeux qu'il avait à présent, il pouvait descendre une créature Surnaturelle à huit cents mètres.
— Grimalkin espère probablement qu'il va mourir, dit Austin d'un ton sombre.
Max afficha un large sourire.
— Nah, si Grimalkin voulait l'un de vous deux morts, vous seriez déjà morts, le chiot.
Austin eut un reniflement.
— Mieux vaut être un loup qui se bat qu'un ours ramoneur, marmonna Austin, avant de s'adresser de nouveau à Damian.
— Elle était assez réceptive pour que le périmètre la perturbe ?
— Sans aucun doute.
Austin grogna.
— Comment elle s'en est sortie ?
— Admirablement, si l'on considère qu'elle ignorait être la cible d'une attaque magique.
Il y avait plusieurs anneaux de sécurité concentriques autour de son manoir, certains magiques, d'autres non. Il avait à la fois vu et goûté sa panique lorsqu'ils en avaient franchi un — celui qu'Austin était censé désactiver. Il avait vu d'autres hommes se jeter de voitures en marche sous l'effet de la peur, sans savoir pourquoi, puis remonter la pente à quatre pattes, en pleurs. Andi avait eu peur, mais elle n'avait pas fui. Encore un point intéressant.
— Tu crois qu'elle a gobé le coup ? demanda Austin en mimant le geste de mettre une casquette de chauffeur.
Damian savait qu'il parlait du stratagème consistant à se faire passer pour un chauffeur à son propre service. Il avait voulu rencontrer la personne qui allait prendre soin de Zach, se faire une idée d'elle — il ne s'était pas attendu à se retrouver aussi intrigué.
— Peu importe, répondit-il.
— Si elle n'a rien compris, tant mieux. Si elle a compris, le feu se chargera de lui faire oublier.
— Pourquoi se donner cette peine ? Personne ne la croirait. Elle serait juste une folle de plus qui délire sur internet, dit Jamison sans quitter des yeux l'ordinateur posé sur ses genoux, aussi absorbé par lui qu'Austin l'était par ses armes.
Il avait la peau très sombre et était mince, à l'opposé de la blancheur éclatante de Max et de la carrure massive d'Austin ; et entre le matériel sur ses genoux et son bras remplacé par de la cybernétique, cet homme était pratiquement à moitié ordinateur.
— Tu veux dire, comme toi ? lança Austin pour provoquer le plus jeune.
— Ne m'oblige pas à changer ton mot de passe Netflix, rétorqua Jamison, avant de faire signe qu'on se taise.
— On approche de la source du signal. Ralentis, Max.
Max grogna pour signifier qu'il avait compris. Il conduisait ce que Damian appelait « le bus touristique ». C'était un SUV lourdement blindé, renforcé par un blindage métallique, des vitres pare-balles, un soubassement résistant aux explosions et, plus important encore, dont les protections avaient été posées par la sorcière la plus puissante de ce côté-ci du Pacifique. Damian savait où ils étaient à l'odeur — l'eau salée, les relents de gaz et de pétrole ne pouvaient venir que de la puanteur familière des docks — et ils étaient là parce que, quelque part à proximité, se trouvait une créature Surnaturelle qu'ils devaient tuer.
Dragons Don’t Date · verbatim survivors: 22 of 261 sentences
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DRAGONS DON’T DATE
Kara Lockharte and Cassie Alexander
"Before you get angry, Damian, I just want to say that I think this is a good thing," Grimalkin told him, trotting along just ahead of him down the mansion's halls. Damian Blackwood's magically powerful cat and guardian since his childhood had been sitting outside his training gym, waiting for him to emerge, and was now escorting him back to his rooms. The little Siamese talked over his shoulder, whisking his smoke-colored tail back and forth. "So promise me you'll give this a chance?"
Damian had just spent the last four hours fighting simulated Unearthly monster attacks and somehow that felt safer than whatever Grim wanted now. “Give *what* a chance?” he asked, yanking his shirt off to blot sweat from his face and hair as he reached the door to his chambers.
Which was, oddly, already open.
“Grim let me in,” Zach announced from inside.
Ah, Damian thought—as Grimalkin conveniently disappeared. He finished pushing the door wide and found his werewolf best friend leaning against his bar, wearing a sharply tailored black suit, filling two glasses quickly with high-end whiskey. His hair was slicked back then knocked artfully loose again, and Damian could scent a very faint hint of cologne—Zach looked like he'd just been profiled by Forbes magazine, whereas Damian looked like he'd just gotten back from a cage fight.
Zach glanced up, took in his current half-dressed state, and laughed. “This is exactly why I need you.”
“For?” Damian prompted, nearing.
“A really large favor,” Zach said, in a tone of voice that let Damian know he wasn’t going to like it very much, Grimalkin’s hopes aside.
Damian groaned, taking the offered drink from Zach's hand, and took to one of the wide leather-backed chairs he had in his spacious living area. "Dragon-large, or human-large?"
Zach took that as the opening that it was, following to sit down across from him. “Human-sized. Although it’s funny that you mention the dragon thing, because it is dragon adjacent.”
Damian watched Zach, picking up on familiar cues, and his eyes narrowed. “Is one drink going to be enough for this?” he asked, tilting his glass in Zach’s direction.
“Probably not. Drink up,” Zach admitted. Damian did as he was told, and eyed his friend over the glass’s rim as he went on. “You know your Blackwood Industries has its finger in a lot of pies, right?” the wolf went on.
He nodded. He had delegated almost all of his business’s operations over to Zach years ago, so that he wouldn’t have to bolt from board meetings early to fight Unearthly creatures as a dragon.
“Well, the latest entry into the ‘profitable pie’ competition is a dating app. And as one of the most eligible bachelors in the world, I thought you could start a profile on it. To help kick things off.” Zach gave him a wolfish grin.
If Damian had still been taking a sip he would’ve just sprayed Zach with 1954 Glen Grant. And this was why Grim had let Zach into his rooms, despite the issues his cat normally had with werewolves—his cat had recently become obsessed with him finding a mate. “I’m not eligible because I’m half-dragon, Zach. You know what we do, and how we live.” Here in his castle-like mansion, in magic-derived comfort—until the alarms rang and they went out to fight monsters intruding from other worlds. He frowned at his friend and shook his head. “I literally cannot afford to be in meaningful relationships.”
“And I’m not asking you to be in one. I’m just saying that if you were on our app, you could bring in a lot of interested women. If we took a picture of this,” he said, waving his hand in Damian’s direction, “we’d already be profitable. And where women go, men go, it’s science.”
“So you want me to lie, is that what you’re saying?”
Zach took a large swig of his drink, coughed and then held up his thumb and forefinger, pinching air. “No. Just to bend the truth. A little.”
Damian frowned. “It’s so distasteful.”
“I’m just asking for a week, Damian. One week. You kill some monsters on the clock, you flirt with some women in your free time, we get our publicity stunt, and it’s a done deal.” Zach’s eyebrows rose in hope. “Come on, D. Help me? Grimalkin loves the idea.”
“Need I remind you that Grimalkin’s a cat?”
“Fine—our shareholders love the idea, too.”
“I bet they do. They’re not the ones whoring themselves out.”
“Hey now,” Zach said, leaning closer. “If you ever start whoring yourself out, then as the manager of all your businesses, I get a twenty percent cut.”
Damian snorted. “Fuck you.”
“Is that a yes?” Zach asked, taking another big gulp of whiskey. “I think that’s a yes.”
Damian sighed. He knew he actually did ask a lot of the man—and Zach hadn't actually signed on to run a billion-dollar company, although he'd grown into the corner office over time. "Fine. You get one week. Starting this very moment." Damian pulled his phone out of a pocket. "What's it called?"
“You’re gonna love this,” Zach said, with a gleam in his eye. “We’re calling it *Dating Dragon.” *
Damian made an obligatory profile, using actual photos of himself. He had straight black hair, eyes that were a light enough brown that they looked gold, and an expression in most of them that looked either brooding, or demanding, depending on how generous the viewer cared to be. That part was easy enough—he was at a bit of a loss as to how to fill in the blanks on the questions.
What reality show would they make about you? *One no one would believe in if they saw it, alas. Also, the crew would always be in danger of being eaten.*
* *Where was your most interesting vacation? *On a pink sand beach beneath the second moon, listening to the frills sing to one another as the tide rolled in. *
Best day ever? *The time I punched a jorgian’s heart out. Not metaphorically. I hit one so hard my arm went through its armor and its heart flew out the other side.*
Favorite holiday? *Mast Day*
What’s the one thing you couldn’t live without?
*Me,* his dragon growled inside him before he could contemplate an answer.
*Oh, I could live without you just fine,* he told it, before erasing everything he’d put in.
It took an hour of canvassing the rest of his friends in his mansion—all of whom were supernatural in some way themselves, and so had similar problems (and each of them greatly amused that he was doing this)—until he'd come up with answers that were vaguely palatable to normal humans. Then, cursing Zach's name, he pushed "save."
For two days—two long, no attacks by Unearthly monsters to distract him days—he used Zach’s app. Women messaged him in droves and he did his best to be polite to all of them, answering all of their “hey, how’re you?” style questions as kindly as he could, while dodging anything that felt too cruel—he neither sent nor accepted photos—and he made no promises in their chats. They told him about their lives, their work, their kids—he did break down and have Mills, his witch secretary, find out some of the women’s financial situations and sent them money on the sly. But there was no way he would ever continue any of these relationships outside the app, or past even this first week. He never thought less of anyone for approaching him, as improbable as a true connection was—it was just that using the app was like holding a mirror up to his own loneliness. It was easy to see himself in their profiles, in their longing to be known and seen. A deeply hidden part of him knew exactly what that felt like.
But he knew he could never tell anyone who he was and what he did. And even if he could admit to being a dragon-shifter who protected the earth from Unearthly monsters…what human would ever possibly believe it?
By the third day he logged back on, frustrated by the entire thing, wanting nothing more than to crush his phone into a little ball and go find Zach to throw it at.
Grimalkin hopped onto his desk to look down at the screen. “So have you found a mate yet?”
“No, Grim, I have not.” He turned his phone off. The mental image of his werewolf friend and cat collaborating to set him up with someone on the internet was almost too much to bear.
Grim tilted his head up at Damian. “Are you even trying?”
Rather than answer, Damian just gave a pained groan.
“Maybe,” Grimalkin began, swatting at the phone, using his magic to turn it on, and hop through its screens, “you should just have fun with it.”
“How can I?” Damian asked. “Zach wants me to perform like a dancing monkey inside this metal box.” The longer he used the app the lonelier he felt.
“No,” Grimalkin said, pointing down with a furry paw. “Zach wants ‘DBlackwoodIII’ to perform. But no one else says you need to be him all the time.”
“You mean lie?”
“Like you’re not lying now?” Grimalkin said, peering at him with his crossed blue eyes. “You’re not telling any of the women on there anything true about you, Damian.”
Damian knew his guardian was right, and grunted. “All right. Let’s see how many women we can scare off with next-to-absolute honesty,” he said, taking his phone back from the cat to log off and open up a fresh account.
Username: ADifficultMan
Height: over 6 feet
Size: overly muscled
Favorite Holiday? *I don’t really give a shit. *
* *Not surprisingly, his new profile was nowhere near as popular as his official one, especially because he didn’t use any pictures. He scrolled through the women who were available online because it amused him to do so, and now that he wasn’t “Damian Blackwood” he felt much more like himself.
One of the women who he “matched” with also had no photos on her profile. Which, Zach had informed him yesterday, probably meant that she, too, was a man. That there were people out there wasting time and playing games with other people’s feelings on these things baffled him. Why would anyone do this to themselves if they didn’t have to?
She—if she was a she—claimed to be PoolGirl96. He rolled his eyes and messaged her. *Hey. So are you lying on here, too? *
* *To his surprise, she messaged back. *Excuse me?*
* I am reliably informed that most women on here who don’t have photos are actually men. *
* My username actually says I’m a girl.*
* …a likely story.*
* *He assumed that would be the end of it, but then it wasn’t: *Anyone ever tell you you’re weird?*
* You don’t even know.* He snorted.
* *There was a long pause, in which he pondered future responses—and future ways Zach was going to repay him for this—before his phone buzzed again.
*Was it going to take you that long to send me a dick pic or something?*
* What?* he typed in, blinking. *No. Why?* he asked, and then read up. *I’m not that kind of weird.*
* Just an average annoying kind of weird then?*
* *One of his eyebrows rose. *You’re the one who reinitiated conversation.*
* Hmm. I notice you also do not have photos—and that your username is not a lie. *
* I decided recently to be more truthful. *
* Well it’s rare that men are self-aware enough to acknowledge that they’re difficult. They usually just expect the people in their lives to bend. *
* Thank you. I think. *
* You’re welcome. So now, truth-telling stranger, just how is it that you’re lying here? Like you first asked me?*
* I’m here under duress. *
* Should I call 911 for you? Are you trapped in a basement by a serial killer and getting a date on this app is the only way out? *
* *Damian caught himself smiling at the screen. *Yes. It’s very dark. If I don’t get a woman’s number by midnight they’re going to chop off my hand. *
* Oh, that’s too bad. However would you type?*
* *He paused. He knew he shouldn’t type what he wanted to type next, because it was too strong, and possibly too strange, and who the hell knew who PoolGirl92 really was besides? But it felt right.
*For you—I would find a way. * * *
*****
“Oh my gosh Andi, just let me hook you up with someone,” Andi’s roommate said, watching her type into her phone on the far end of their couch in their small apartment.
“I can find someone on my own, Sammy. I have all this awesomeness,” she said, gesturing at herself, “and all this technology,” she waved her phone next, “and I am entirely capable of figuring my own shit out.”
Sammy’s face scrunched up as if in thought. “Are you though?” she asked, her voice high.
“Shut up,” Andi told her, with a laugh. She was a few minutes out from needing to catch her bus to work her nightshift at the hospital, she was already wearing scrubs, and her new friend on this dating app—*Dragon Dating! How absurd!—*was saying he’d figure out a way to type to her one-handed. Which could be some sort of weird masturbation metaphor, come to think on it.
*That’s like sweet-creepy. Or creepy-sweet. I haven’t decided.*
* Let me know when you do,* he told her, still fearless and completely brash. ADifficultMan had balls, she’d give him that. * *
*Well this has been fun and all, but I’ve gotta get to work.*
* Where do you work?*
* Wouldn’t you like to know?* she sent, and then turned the app off.
Work was crazy in that way that only made sense to explain to other nurses—even Sammy, who loved her, would sometimes start to back away slowly if she was too intense when she got home about what'd happened overnight. So she kept her problems to herself, went into her rooms, and kicked off her Danskos.
She was tempted to log onto the app, just to see what—*if?—*MrDifficult had said anything else to her. But she acknowledged that that was crazy. Because what if he had? And it’d gone on to be creepy and disappointing?
Or, possibly worse yet, what if he hadn’t? And he’d just ditched her like so many other people in her life? Not that three minutes of semi-witty conversation meant he was going to be a lifetime friend.
She groaned at herself. Her overactive imagination was precisely why she shouldn’t use dating apps.
Ever.
*Bleargh.*
Andi stripped out of her scrubs, put on pajamas, and crawled into bed. It was easier not knowing for right now, she thought, and made herself go to sleep with her phone too far away to grab.
Just as she was about to drift off she heard Sammy screeching, “Andi!” from the hall.
Andi leapt out of bed and raced into the hallway, certain her best friend was dying.
“Andi-there’s-a-spider-in-my-sink-you-have-to-come-and-get-it-right-now!”
She pulled up short at the doorway to Sammy’s bathroom, where her red-haired roommate was precariously standing on the edge of her tub and pointing to the sink like it was a bad dog. “What the hell, Sammy,” Andi said, peering into the sink. The spider was only the size of a dime.
“If I wash it down it’s just going to crawl back out again,” Sammy whined.
“It’s a good thing I love you, you wuss,” Andi said. She used one hand to chase it into her other palm. “Go get the door?”
Sammy leapt off the tub and bolted. Andi heard all three of their latches on their apartment unlock, then Sammy sprinted back to retake a perch atop their couch in the living room. Andi resisted laughing, barely, and deposited the spider on the stoop outside, watching it scurry off before dusting her hands on her thighs and returning indoors. “What would you do if I hadn’t been home?” she asked her roommate.
"Shoved a protective towel under the door," Sammy said, with a pout, stepping down. "Or, fumigated the entire place like that one time—"
“Yeah, yeah, I remember.” Andi grinned and shook her head. Their apartment had smelled like chemicals afterwards for weeks. “Okay,” she warned, heading back down to her bedroom. “After this I’m on ambien, full disclosure.”
And somehow back in her room she avoided the temptation of picking her phone up yet again.
Barely.
Andi woke up in the afternoon better rested and somehow the thought of logging onto a dating app didn’t fill her with an existential dread. When she did, she found two messages already waiting there for her.
*I don’t actually want to know where you work, by the way. I do acknowledge that that was too much. *
*It’s just sometimes hard to make conversation.*
* *She took a long moment, deciding if she would respond. He was definitely…strange. But, on the plus side, he hadn’t sent her a dick pic? Or insinuated anything of the sort, unlike 99.99% of the guys on most apps.
He also hadn’t asked her for a photo yet, which was good, because in her experience, being an Asian girl on a dating site was tantamount to ringing the dinner-bell for weirdos.
*Fair, Mr. Difficult,* she typed and sent*. How’s the basement treating you?*
* *Thirty minutes later, when she was eating cereal in bed with a book balanced on one knee, she saw her phone flash with a response. *I got a number just in time.*
* Did you now? *
* Yes. SOCCERLVR1985 saved my life. But now they’re dating a serial killer, I fear. *
* Poor them! *Andi sent, and laughed.
*So how was work? *he asked her.
She squinted at the screen, not sure how much was safe to share. Hooray for being a woman on the internet. She set her cereal bowl down on her nightstand to type more easily. *Particularly worky. How was yours?*
* Ehhh. Not very much of it currently, unfortunately.*
* So you’re a freelancer?*
* You could say that. *
* Ah well, at least that gives you time to chat on dating apps all day.*
* Are you kidding? This is my version of hell,* he messaged, then regrouped. *Present company excluded, of course.*
* *Andi laughed again. *Gee. Thanks.*
* Seriously, though, how do people do this?*
* *She blinked at her screen. *It beats bars, if you’re lazy? Also if you’re too old for bars. *Her thumbs hesitated, but then she typed out.* How old are you?*
* Older than you, *he responded quickly.
*How do you know?*
* I can tell.*
* With your old-man radar? *she teased.
*Something like that, yes. *
* So you’re an older out of work freelancer who hates technology. You sound like a real catch. *
* You’d be surprised.*
* *Always so cocky! Andi rolled her eyes at herself, because hadn’t she been interested in enough assholes in her life? But then he went on before she could make a witty retort.
*Actually, PoolGirl92, I am the opposite of a catch. My pride requires that I tell you that I don’t have any problems finding women under real-life circumstances. But as you’ve intuited, my name doesn’t lie, and my life doesn’t lend itself to the kind of stability that most people crave. *
* *Andi tilted her head while reading her screen. The anonymity of it all made her braver than she might otherwise be. *I have to say that this whole self-awareness thing is really a turn on…unless you’re just playing me. *
* *She could tell that he was typing for a very long time on the other side, considering and deleting his words, before responding with: *I never play. *
* You do realize that’s exactly what a player would say, right?*
* Hmm. So in order to earn your trust I need to prove a negative. That’s a difficult task.*
* Possibly impossible, *she granted and added, *And honestly, yeah, if this is where you check out to go chat more available women, then so be it.*
* *There was another long pause, where even though she’d basically brushed him off and absolved him, she had a strange feeling he was still staring at his phone.
*I enjoy challenges, PoolGirl. Not flippant games, mind you—but true challenges intrigue me. After all, challenging is just another word for difficult.*
He went on: *But it’s my turn to need to go though. I’ll chat with you tomorrow.*
* *Andi stared at her phone, rereading his messages. She had the oddest sensation that despite the gulf between them—and neither of them knowing anything real about the other—that there was something *there. *
*****
German Reader Test
DRAGONS DON'T DATE
Kara Lockharte and Cassie Alexander
"Before you get angry, Damian, I just want to say that I think this is a good thing," Grimalkin told him, trotting a few paces ahead through the corridors of the estate. Damian Blackwood's magically powerful tomcat and guardian since childhood had been sitting outside his training room waiting for him to emerge, and was now escorting him back to his chambers. The small Siamese cat spoke to him over his shoulder, swishing his smoky tail back and forth. "So promise me you'll give it a chance?"
Damian had just spent the last four hours fending off simulated attacks from Unearthly monsters, and somehow that felt safer than whatever Grim wanted now. "What exactly am I supposed to be signing up for?" he asked, pulling off his shirt to wipe the sweat from his face and hair as he reached the door to his chambers.
Which was, strangely, already open.
"Grim let me in," Zach announced from inside.
Ah, Damian thought, as Grimalkin conveniently made himself scarce. He pushed the door all the way open and found his best werewolf friend leaning against his bar, wearing a sharply cut black suit and quickly filling two glasses with fine whiskey. His hair had been slicked back and then artfully tousled again, and Damian caught a very faint hint of cologne—Zach looked like Forbes had just published a portrait of him, while Damian looked like he'd come straight from a cage fight.
Zach looked up, took in his current half-naked state, and laughed. "This is exactly why I need you."
"For what?" Damian pressed, stepping closer.
"For a really big favor," Zach said in a tone that told Damian he wasn't going to like it one bit, Grimalkin's hopes notwithstanding.
Damian groaned, took the glass Zach handed him, and dropped into one of the wide leather armchairs in his spacious living area. "Dragon-sized or human-sized?"
Zach took the opening for what it was and sat down across from him. "Human-sized. Although it's funny you mention the dragon thing, because it actually does have to do with dragons."
Damian watched Zach, registering the familiar signs, and his eyes narrowed. "Will one drink cover it?" he asked, tilting his glass in Zach's direction.
"Probably not. Drink up," Zach admitted. Damian did as he was told, studying his friend over the rim of the glass. "You know Blackwood Industries has its fingers in a hell of a lot of pies, right?" the wolf continued.
He nodded. He'd delegated almost all business operations to Zach years ago so he wouldn't have to duck out of board meetings early to fight Unearthly creatures as a dragon.
"Well, the latest play to grab ourselves another slice of the profitable pie is a dating app. And as one of the world's most eligible bachelors, I figured you could set up a profile on it. Get the ball rolling." Zach flashed him a wolfish grin.
If Damian had taken another sip, he would've just sprayed Zach with 1954 Glen Grant. And this was why Grim had let Zach into his chambers, despite the trouble his cat usually had with werewolves—his cat had been obsessed lately with him finding a mate. "I'm not considered an eligible bachelor because I'm a half-dragon, Zach. You know what we do and how we live." Here in his castle-like estate, in magically created comfort—until the alarms blared and they went out to fight monsters breaking through from other worlds. He frowned at his friend and shook his head. "I literally can't afford serious relationships."
"And I'm not asking you to have one. I'm just saying you could attract a lot of interested women on our app. If we got a photo of that," he said, gesturing at Damian, "we'd already be profitable. And where women go, men follow—it's a law of nature."
"Are you saying I should lie?"
Zach took a big swig of his drink, coughed, then held up his thumb and forefinger with a tiny sliver of air between them. "No. I just want you to bend the truth a little. A tiny bit."
Damian frowned. "That's so tacky."
"I'm only asking for one week, Damian. One week. You kill a few monsters at work, you flirt with a few women in your spare time, we get our PR stunt, and that's it." Zach's eyebrows lifted hopefully. "Come on, D. Help me out? Grimalkin thinks it's a great idea."
"Do I need to remind you that Grimalkin is a cat?"
"Fine—our shareholders love the idea too."
"I'm sure they do. They're not the ones prostituting themselves."
"Hey, hey," Zach said, leaning closer. "If you ever start prostituting yourself, then as CEO of all your companies, I get twenty percent."
Damian snorted. "Fuck you."
"Is that a yes?" Zach asked, taking another large sip of whiskey. "I think that's a yes."
Damian sighed. He knew he was asking a lot of the man—and Zach hadn't exactly signed up to run a billion-dollar company, even if he'd grown into the corner office over time. "Fine. You get one week. Starting now." Damian pulled his cell phone from a pocket. "What's the thing called?"
"You're going to love this," Zach said with a glint in his eye. "We're calling it *Dating Dragon*."
Damian dutifully set up a profile and used real photos of himself. He had straight black hair, eyes so light brown they looked golden, and in most pictures an expression that came across as either brooding or demanding, depending on how generous the viewer wanted to be. That part was easy enough—the questions left him pretty much at a loss for what to put down.
What reality show would they make about you? *One no one would believe even if they saw it, unfortunately. Also, the crew would constantly be in danger of getting eaten.*
Where was your most interesting vacation? *On a pink sand beach beneath the second moon, listening to the frills sing to each other as the tide rolled in.*
Best day ever? *That time I punched a jorgian's heart clean out of its body. Not metaphorically. I hit one so hard my arm went through its armor and the heart flew out the other side.*
Favorite holiday? *Mast Day*
What's the one thing you couldn't live without?
*Me*, his dragon growled inside him before he could even consider an answer.
*Oh, I'd get along just fine without you*, he told it, then deleted everything he'd typed.
It took him an hour to poll the rest of his friends in the estate. They were all supernatural in some way themselves and therefore had similar problems—and were all thoroughly entertained by the fact that he was doing this—until he'd cobbled together answers that were reasonably acceptable for normal humans. Then, cursing Zach's name, he hit "Save."
For two days—two long days with no Unearthly monster attacks to distract him—he used Zach's app. Women messaged him in droves, and he did his best to be polite to all of them, answered their "Hey, how's it going?" questions as warmly as he could, and steered clear of anything that felt too cruel—he neither sent photos nor accepted any—and in none of these chats did he make any promises. They told him about their lives, their jobs, their kids—he actually caved and had Mills, his witch secretary, look into the financial situations of a few women and secretly sent them money. But there was no way to ever take any of these connections beyond the app, let alone past this first week. He didn't look down on anyone just because she'd messaged him, unlikely as a real connection might be—it was just that the app felt like it was holding up a mirror to his own loneliness. It was easy to recognize himself in their profiles, in their longing to be seen and understood. A deeply buried part of him knew exactly how that felt.
But he knew he could never tell anyone who he was and what he did. And even if he could admit to being a dragon shifter who protected Earth from Unearthly monsters… what human would ever believe it?
On the third day, he logged back in, frustrated with the whole thing, wanting nothing more than to crush his cell phone into a tiny lump and go find Zach so he could throw it at his head.
Grimalkin jumped onto his desk and peered down at the screen. "So, have you found a mate yet?"
"No, Grim, I haven't." He turned off his phone. The idea of his werewolf friend and his cat conspiring to set him up with someone on the internet was almost too much to bear.
Grim tipped his head back and looked up at Damian. "Are you even trying?"
Instead of answering, Damian just let out a pained groan.
"Maybe," Grimalkin began, batting at the phone, switching it on with his magic, and flicking through the screens, "you should just have fun with it."
"How am I supposed to do that?" Damian asked. "Zach wants me dancing around inside this metal box like a trained monkey." The longer he used the app, the lonelier he felt.
"No," Grimalkin said, pointing one furry paw downward. "Zach wants 'DBlackwoodIII' to perform. But nobody else says you have to be him all the time."
"You mean lie?"
"As if you're not lying right now?" Grimalkin said, studying him with those crossed blue eyes. "You're not telling a single woman in there anything true about yourself, Damian."
Damian knew his guardian was right, and he grumbled. "Fine. Let's see how many women we can scare off with near-total honesty," he said, taking the phone back from the cat so he could log out and create a new account.
Username: ADifficultMan
Height: over six feet
Build: excessively muscular
Favorite holiday? *Honestly don't give a shit.*
Unsurprisingly, his new profile was nowhere near as popular as his official one, mostly because he didn't use any photos. He scrolled through the women currently online because it amused him, and now that he was no longer "Damian Blackwood," he felt much more like himself.
One of the women he'd "matched" with also had no photos on her profile. Which, as Zach had explained to him yesterday, probably meant she was actually a man too. The fact that there were people out there wasting their time and playing with other people's feelings on platforms like this baffled him. Why would anyone put themselves through that if they didn't have to?
She—if she was a she—claimed to be PoolGirl96. He rolled his eyes and messaged her. *Hey. Are you lying on here too?*
To his surprise, she wrote back. *Excuse me?*
*I've been reliably informed that most women on here without photos are actually men.*
*My username literally says I'm a girl.*
*…not exactly convincing.*
He assumed that was the end of it, but then it wasn't: *Has anyone ever told you you're weird?*
*You have no idea.* He snorted.
A long pause followed, during which he thought about future replies—and future ways Zach would make him pay for this—before his phone buzzed again.
*Did it take you that long to send me a dick pic or something?*
*What?* he typed, blinking. *No. Why?* he asked, then scrolled up. *I'm not that kind of weird.*
*So just the regular annoying kind of weird?*
One of his eyebrows rose. *You're the one who came back.*
*Hmm. I notice you don't have any photos either—and that your username isn't a lie.*
*I recently decided to be more honest.*
*Well, it's rare for men to have enough self-awareness to admit they're difficult. Usually they just expect everyone to revolve around them.*
*Thanks. I think.*
*You're welcome. So, truth-loving stranger, in what way are you lying on here, then? The way you asked me at the start?*
*I'm here under duress.*
*Should I call 911 for you? Did a serial killer lock you in a basement, and a date on this app is your only way out?*
Damian caught himself smiling at the screen. *Yes. It's very dark. If I don't have a woman's number by midnight, they're chopping off my hand.*
*Oh, that's a shame. How would you type then?*
He paused. He knew he shouldn't type what he wanted to type next. It was too direct, maybe too strange—and who the hell knew who PoolGirl96 really was? But it felt right.
*For you—I'd find a way.*
*****
"Come on, Andi, just let me set you up with someone," Andi's roommate said, watching her type something into her phone from the other end of the sofa in their small apartment.
"I can find someone myself, Sammy. I've got all this greatness," she said, gesturing at herself, "and all this technology," then waved her phone, "and I'm perfectly capable of handling my own shit."
Sammy scrunched up her face like she was thinking it over. "Are you, though?" she asked in a high-pitched voice.
"Shut up," Andi said, laughing. She only had a few minutes before she had to catch her bus to the night shift at the hospital, was already wearing her scrubs, and her new acquaintance on this dating app—*Dragon Dating! How ridiculous!*—was currently claiming he'd find a way to text her one-handed. Which—when you thought about it—could be some weird masturbation metaphor.
*That's kind of sweet-creepy. Or creepy-sweet. Haven't decided yet.*
*Let me know when you do,* he wrote back, still fearless and completely shameless. ADifficultMan had nerve, she had to give him that.
*Well, this has been fun and all, but I gotta go to work.*
*Where do you work?*
*Wouldn't you like to know?* she wrote, then closed the app.
Work was insane in a way that really only made sense to other nurses—even Sammy, much as she loved her, would sometimes start slowly backing away when Andi came home and got too intense describing what had happened during the night. So she kept her problems to herself, went to her room, and slipped off her Danskos.
She wanted nothing more than to log into the app, just to see what—*if?*—MrDifficult had written back. But she admitted to herself that was crazy. Because what if he had written something? And it had turned creepy and disappointing?
Or, maybe even worse, what if he hadn't? What if he'd just left her hanging, like so many other people in her life had? Not that three minutes of semi-witty banter made him a friend for life.
She groaned at herself. This was exactly why she shouldn't be using dating apps—her overactive imagination.
Ever.
*Ugh.*
Andi peeled off her scrubs, pulled on pajamas, and crawled into bed. For now it was easier not to know, she thought, putting her phone out of reach and forcing herself to go to sleep.
Just as she was drifting off, she heard Sammy shriek from the hallway: "Andi!"
Andi shot out of bed and raced into the hall, convinced her best friend was dying.
"Andi-there's-a-spider-in-my-sink-you-have-to-come-get-it-out-right-now!"
She skidded to a stop in the doorway of Sammy's bathroom, where her red-haired roommate was perched precariously on the edge of the bathtub, pointing at the sink like it was a vicious dog. "What the hell, Sammy," Andi said, peering into the basin. The spider was barely the size of a dime.
"If I wash it down, it'll just crawl back up," Sammy whined.
"Good thing I love you, you baby," Andi said. With one hand, she shooed the spider into her other palm. "Can you open the door?"
Sammy leaped off the tub and bolted. Andi heard all three locks on their apartment door click open, then Sammy sprinted back to perch on top of the couch in the living room. Andi barely held in her laugh, set the spider down outside on the threshold, watched it scurry away, wiped her hands on her thighs, and went back inside. "What would you do if I hadn't been here?" she asked her roommate.
"Shoved a protective towel under the door," Sammy said, pouting as she climbed down. "Or fumigated the whole place, like that one time—"
"Yeah, yeah, I remember." Andi grinned and shook her head. Their apartment had reeked of chemicals for weeks after that. "Okay," she warned, heading back to her bedroom. "After that, I'm taking Ambien, just so you know."
And somehow, back in her room, she resisted the temptation to reach for her phone again.
Barely.
Andi woke up that afternoon more rested, and somehow the thought of logging into a dating app no longer filled her with existential dread. When she did, two messages were already waiting for her.
*I don't actually want to know where you work, by the way. I realize that was too much.*
*It's just hard to get a conversation going sometimes.*
She took a long moment to consider whether she should reply. He was definitely… weird. But then again, he hadn't sent her a dick pic. Or suggested anything along those lines, unlike 99.99 percent of the guys on most apps.
He also hadn't asked her for a photo yet, which was good, because in her experience, being an Asian girl on a dating site was like putting out a beacon for every creep in existence.
*Fair, Mr. Difficult,* she typed and hit send. *How's the basement treating you?*
Thirty minutes later, eating cereal in bed with a book balanced on one knee, she saw her phone light up with a reply. *I got a number just in time.*
*Oh, did you now?*
*Yeah. SOCCERLVR1985 saved my life. But now she's dating a serial killer, I'm afraid.*
*Poor thing!* Andi sent, laughing.
*So, how was work?* he asked her.
She narrowed her eyes at the screen, unsure how much she could safely tell him. Hooray for being a woman on the internet. She set her cereal bowl on the nightstand so she could type more easily. *Especially busy. How was yours?*
*Uhhh. Not much of it lately, unfortunately.*
*So you're freelance?*
*You could say that.*
*Well, at least it gives you time to chat on dating apps all day.*
*Are you kidding? This is my version of hell,* he wrote, then caught himself. *Present company excluded, of course.*
Andi laughed again. *Gee, thanks.*
*Seriously, how do people do this?*
She blinked at her screen. *Beats bars when you're lazy? Also when you're too old for bars.* Her thumbs hesitated, but then she typed. *How old are you?*
*Older than you,* he answered promptly.
*How would you know that?*
*I can tell.*
*With your grandpa radar?* she teased.
*Something like that, yeah.*
*So you're an older freelancer with no work who hates technology. You sound like a real catch.*
*You'd be surprised.*
Always so full of himself! Andi rolled her eyes at herself, because hadn't she fallen for enough assholes in her life? But then he followed up before she could come up with a snappy retort.
*Honestly, PoolGirl92, I'm the opposite of a good catch. My pride insists I tell you that in real life I have no trouble at all finding women. But as you've rightly picked up on, my name doesn't lie, and my life isn't suited to the kind of stability most people long for.*
Andi tilted her head as she read her screen. All the anonymity was making her bolder than she normally would've been. *I have to say, the fact that you know yourself that well is actually kind of hot… unless you're just playing me.*
She noticed he spent a long time composing his reply, weighing words and deleting them, before he answered: *I never play games.*
*You realize that's exactly what a player would say, right?*
*Hmm. So to earn your trust, I'd have to prove the absence of something. A difficult task.*
*Maybe impossible,* she conceded, adding: *And honestly, yeah, if this is the moment you bail to go chat with less complicated women, then so be it.*
Another long pause followed, during which she—despite having basically brushed him off and absolved him of any obligation—had the strange feeling he was still staring at his phone.
*I like challenges, PoolGirl. Not frivolous games, mind you—but real challenges fascinate me. After all, challenging is just another word for difficult.*
He continued: *But I have to go now too. We'll talk tomorrow.*
See the German edition (the middle of the wormhole)
DRACHEN DATEN NICHT
Kara Lockharte und Cassie Alexander
„Bevor du wütend wirst, Damian, will ich nur sagen, dass ich das für etwas Gutes halte“, sagte Grimalkin zu ihm, während er ein Stück vor ihm durch die Flure des Anwesens trottete. Damian Blackwoods magisch mächtiger Kater und Wächter seit seiner Kindheit hatte vor seinem Trainingsraum gesessen und darauf gewartet, dass er herauskam, und geleitete ihn nun zurück zu seinen Gemächern. Der kleine Siamkater sprach über die Schulter zu ihm und ließ seinen rauchfarbenen Schwanz hin und her schwingen. „Also versprich mir, dass du dem eine Chance gibst?“
Damian hatte gerade die letzten vier Stunden damit verbracht, simulierte Angriffe von Unearthly-Monstern abzuwehren, und irgendwie fühlte sich das sicherer an als das, was Grim jetzt wollte. „Worauf genau soll ich mich einlassen?“, fragte er und zog sich das Hemd aus, um sich damit den Schweiß aus Gesicht und Haaren zu wischen, als er die Tür zu seinen Gemächern erreichte.
Die stand seltsamerweise bereits offen.
„Grim hat mich reingelassen", verkündete Zach von drinnen.
Ah, dachte Damian, als Grimalkin sich praktischerweise aus dem Staub machte. Er stieß die Tür ganz auf und fand seinen besten Werwolf-Freund, der an seiner Bar lehnte, einen scharf geschnittenen schwarzen Anzug trug und rasch zwei Gläser mit edlem Whiskey füllte. Sein Haar war nach hinten gegelt und dann kunstvoll wieder aufgelockert worden, und Damian roch einen sehr feinen Hauch von Kölnisch Wasser — Zach sah aus, als hätte Forbes gerade ein Porträt von ihm veröffentlicht, während Damian aussah, als käme er frisch von einem Käfigkampf.
Zach blickte auf, musterte seinen derzeitigen halbnackten Zustand und lachte. „Genau deshalb brauche ich dich.“
„Wofür?", hakte Damian nach und kam näher.
„Um einen wirklich großen Gefallen“, sagte Zach in einem Tonfall, der Damian wissen ließ, dass ihm das ganz und gar nicht gefallen würde, Grimalkins Hoffnungen hin oder her.
Damian stöhnte, nahm das Glas, das Zach ihm reichte, und ließ sich in einen der breiten Ledersessel fallen, die er in seinem geräumigen Wohnbereich hatte. „Drachengroß oder menschengroß?"
Zach nahm das als die Steilvorlage, die es war, und setzte sich ihm gegenüber. „Menschengroß. Obwohl es lustig ist, dass du die Drachensache erwähnst, denn es hat tatsächlich mit Drachen zu tun.“
Damian beobachtete Zach, registrierte die vertrauten Zeichen, und seine Augen verengten sich. „Wird ein Drink dafür reichen?", fragte er und neigte sein Glas in Zachs Richtung.
„Wahrscheinlich nicht. Trink aus“, gab Zach zu. Damian tat, wie ihm geheißen, und musterte seinen Freund über den Glasrand hinweg. „Du weißt, dass deine Blackwood Industries ihre Finger in verdammt vielen Töpfen hat, oder?“, fuhr der Wolf fort.
Er nickte. Er hatte fast alle Geschäftsabläufe schon vor Jahren an Zach delegiert, damit er nicht früher aus Vorstandssitzungen flüchten musste, um als Drache gegen Unearthly-Kreaturen zu kämpfen.
„Nun, der neueste Versuch, uns ein weiteres Stück vom profitablen Kuchen zu sichern, ist eine Dating-App. Und als einer der begehrtesten Junggesellen der Welt dachte ich, du könntest darauf ein Profil anlegen. Um die Sache ins Rollen zu bringen.“ Zach schenkte ihm ein wölfisches Grinsen.
Hätte Damian noch einen Schluck genommen, hätte er Zach gerade mit 1954er Glen Grant bespritzt. Und deshalb hatte Grim Zach in seine Gemächer gelassen, trotz der Probleme, die sein Kater normalerweise mit Werwölfen hatte — sein Kater war in letzter Zeit besessen davon, dass er eine Gefährtin fand. „Ich gelte nicht als begehrter Junggeselle, weil ich ein Halbdrache bin, Zach. Du weißt, was wir tun und wie wir leben.“ Hier in seinem schlossartigen Anwesen, in magisch erschaffenem Komfort — bis die Alarme schrillten und sie auszogen, um Monster zu bekämpfen, die aus anderen Welten eindrangen. Er sah seinen Freund stirnrunzelnd an und schüttelte den Kopf. „Ich kann mir ernsthafte Beziehungen buchstäblich nicht leisten.“
„Und ich verlange auch nicht, dass du eine führst. Ich sage nur, dass du auf unserer App eine Menge interessierter Frauen anziehen könntest. Wenn wir davon ein Foto machen würden“, sagte er und wedelte mit der Hand in Damians Richtung, „wären wir schon profitabel. Und wo Frauen hingehen, gehen Männer auch hin, das ist ein Naturgesetz.“
„Willst du damit sagen, ich soll lügen?“
Zach nahm einen großen Schluck von seinem Drink, hustete und hielt dann Daumen und Zeigefinger hoch, wobei er ein winziges Stück Luft dazwischen einklemmte. „Nein. Ich will nur, dass du die Wahrheit ein bisschen zurechtbiegst. Ein kleines bisschen.“
Damian runzelte die Stirn. „Das ist so geschmacklos."
„Ich bitte dich nur um eine Woche, Damian. Eine Woche. Du tötest ein paar Monster auf der Arbeit, du flirtest in deiner Freizeit mit ein paar Frauen, wir bekommen unseren PR-Gag, und damit hat sich’s.“ Zachs Augenbrauen hoben sich hoffnungsvoll. „Komm schon, D. Hilf mir? Grimalkin findet die Idee großartig.“
„Muss ich dich daran erinnern, dass Grimalkin ein Kater ist?"
„Schön — unsere Aktionäre lieben die Idee auch."
„Das glaube ich gern. Die sind ja auch nicht die, die sich prostituieren.“
„Hey, hey“, sagte Zach und lehnte sich näher heran. „Falls du jemals anfängst, dich zu prostituieren, dann bekomme ich als Geschäftsführer all deiner Firmen zwanzig Prozent ab.“
Damian schnaubte. „Fick dich."
„Heißt das ja?", fragte Zach und nahm noch einen großen Schluck Whiskey. „Ich glaube, das heißt ja."
Damian seufzte. Er wusste, dass er dem Mann tatsächlich einiges abverlangte — und Zach hatte sich eigentlich nicht dazu verpflichtet, ein Milliardenunternehmen zu führen, auch wenn er mit der Zeit in das Eckbüro hineingewachsen war. „Schön. Du bekommst eine Woche. Ab sofort.“ Damian zog sein Handy aus einer Tasche. „Wie heißt das Ding?“
„Das wirst du lieben“, sagte Zach mit einem Glitzern in den Augen. „Wir nennen es *Dating Dragon*.“
Damian legte pflichtschuldig ein Profil an und verwendete echte Fotos von sich. Er hatte glattes schwarzes Haar, Augen in einem so hellen Braun, dass sie golden wirkten, und auf den meisten Bildern einen Gesichtsausdruck, der entweder grüblerisch oder fordernd wirkte, je nachdem, wie großzügig der Betrachter sein wollte. Dieser Teil war einfach genug — bei den Fragen war er ziemlich ratlos, was er dort eintragen sollte.
Welche Reality-Show würde man über dich drehen? *Eine, die niemand glauben würde, selbst wenn er sie sähe, leider. Außerdem wäre die Crew ständig in Gefahr, gefressen zu werden.*
Wo war dein interessantester Urlaub? *An einem rosafarbenen Sandstrand unter dem zweiten Mond und den Frills lauschend, die einander etwas vorsangen, während die Flut hereinrollte.*
Bester Tag überhaupt? *Damals, als ich einem jorgian das Herz aus dem Leib geboxt habe. Nicht metaphorisch. Ich habe einen so hart getroffen, dass mein Arm durch seinen Panzer fuhr und das Herz auf der anderen Seite herausflog.*
Lieblingsfeiertag? *Mast Day*
Was ist das eine, ohne das du nicht leben könntest?
*Mich*, knurrte sein Drache in ihm, bevor er auch nur eine Antwort erwägen konnte.
*Oh, ohne dich käme ich bestens zurecht*, sagte er ihm und löschte dann alles, was er eingegeben hatte.
Es kostete ihn eine Stunde, den Rest seiner Freunde im Anwesen zu befragen. Die waren allesamt selbst auf irgendeine Weise übernatürlich und hatten daher ähnliche Probleme — und amüsierten sich alle köstlich darüber, dass er das tat —, bis er Antworten zusammenhatte, die für normale Menschen einigermaßen annehmbar waren. Dann drückte er, Zachs Namen verfluchend, auf „Speichern“.
Zwei Tage lang — zwei lange Tage, an denen ihn keine Angriffe von Unearthly-Monstern ablenkten — benutzte er Zachs App. Frauen schrieben ihm in Scharen, und er gab sein Bestes, zu allen höflich zu sein, beantwortete ihre „Hey, wie geht's so?“-Fragen so freundlich, wie er konnte, und wich allem aus, was sich zu grausam anfühlte — er schickte weder Fotos noch nahm er welche an —, und in keinem dieser Chats machte er irgendwelche Versprechungen. Sie erzählten ihm von ihrem Leben, ihrer Arbeit, ihren Kindern — er gab tatsächlich nach und ließ Mills, seine Hexensekretärin, die finanzielle Lage einiger Frauen herausfinden und schickte ihnen heimlich Geld. Aber es gab keine Möglichkeit, irgendeine dieser Beziehungen jemals außerhalb der App fortzuführen, ja nicht einmal über diese erste Woche hinaus. Er sah auf niemanden herab, nur weil sie ihn anschrieb, so unwahrscheinlich eine echte Verbindung auch war — es war nur so, dass es sich anfühlte, als hielte ihm die App einen Spiegel seiner eigenen Einsamkeit vor. Es war leicht, sich selbst in ihren Profilen zu erkennen, in ihrer Sehnsucht danach, gesehen und verstanden zu werden. Ein tief verborgener Teil von ihm wusste genau, wie sich das anfühlte.
Aber er wusste, dass er niemandem jemals sagen konnte, wer er war und was er tat. Und selbst wenn er zugeben könnte, ein Drachenwandler zu sein, der die Erde vor Unearthly-Monstern beschützte … welcher Mensch würde das jemals glauben?
Am dritten Tag loggte er sich wieder ein, frustriert von der ganzen Sache, und wollte nichts lieber, als sein Handy zu einem kleinen Klumpen zu zerquetschen und Zach zu suchen, um es ihm an den Kopf zu werfen.
Grimalkin sprang auf seinen Schreibtisch und blickte auf den Bildschirm hinab. „Und, hast du schon eine Gefährtin gefunden?“
„Nein, Grim, habe ich nicht.“ Er schaltete sein Handy aus. Die Vorstellung, wie sein Werwolffreund und sein Kater zusammenarbeiteten, um ihn im Internet mit jemandem zu verkuppeln, war fast nicht auszuhalten.
Grim legte den Kopf in den Nacken und sah zu Damian hoch. „Versuchst du es überhaupt?"
Statt zu antworten, stieß Damian nur ein gequältes Stöhnen aus.
„Vielleicht“, begann Grimalkin, schlug nach dem Handy, schaltete es mit seiner Magie ein und sprang durch die Bildschirme, „solltest du einfach Spaß damit haben.“
„Wie soll ich das?", fragte Damian. „Zach will, dass ich in diesem Metallkasten herumtanze wie ein dressierter Affe." Je länger er die App benutzte, desto einsamer fühlte er sich.
„Nein“, sagte Grimalkin und deutete mit einer pelzigen Pfote nach unten. „Zach will, dass ›DBlackwoodIII‹ auftritt. Aber niemand sonst sagt, dass du die ganze Zeit er sein musst.“
„Du meinst lügen?"
„Als würdest du jetzt nicht lügen?", sagte Grimalkin und musterte ihn mit seinen schielenden blauen Augen. „Du erzählst keiner einzigen Frau da drin irgendetwas Wahres über dich, Damian."
Damian wusste, dass sein Wächter recht hatte, und brummte. „Na schön. Mal sehen, wie viele Frauen wir mit nahezu vollständiger Ehrlichkeit verscheuchen können“, sagte er und nahm dem Kater sein Handy wieder ab, um sich auszuloggen und ein neues Konto anzulegen.
Benutzername: ADifficultMan
Größe: über 1,80 m
Statur: übermäßig muskulös
Lieblingsfeiertag? *Ist mir ehrlich gesagt scheißegal.*
Wenig überraschend war sein neues Profil bei Weitem nicht so beliebt wie sein offizielles, vor allem, weil er keinerlei Bilder verwendete. Er scrollte durch die Frauen, die gerade online waren, weil es ihn amüsierte, und jetzt, da er nicht mehr „Damian Blackwood" war, fühlte er sich viel mehr wie er selbst.
Eine der Frauen, mit denen er ein „Match“ hatte, hatte ebenfalls keine Fotos in ihrem Profil. Was, wie Zach ihm gestern erklärt hatte, vermutlich bedeutete, dass auch sie in Wahrheit ein Mann war. Dass es da draußen Leute gab, die ihre Zeit verschwendeten und auf solchen Plattformen mit den Gefühlen anderer spielten, verblüffte ihn. Warum sollte sich jemand das antun, wenn er es nicht musste?
Sie — falls sie eine Sie war — behauptete, PoolGirl96 zu sein. Er verdrehte die Augen und schrieb ihr. *Hey. Lügst du hier auch?*
Zu seiner Überraschung schrieb sie zurück. *Wie bitte?*
*Aus verlässlicher Quelle weiß ich, dass die meisten Frauen hier ohne Fotos in Wahrheit Männer sind.*
*Mein Benutzername sagt doch eigentlich, dass ich ein Mädchen bin.*
*… klingt nicht besonders glaubhaft.*
Er ging davon aus, dass es das gewesen war, aber dann war es das doch nicht: *Hat dir schon mal jemand gesagt, dass du seltsam bist?*
*Du hast ja keine Ahnung.* Er schnaubte.
Es folgte eine lange Pause, in der er über künftige Antworten nachdachte — und über künftige Wege, auf denen Zach ihm das heimzahlen würde —, bevor sein Handy erneut summte.
*Hat es so lange gedauert, mir ein Schwanzbild zu schicken oder so?*
*Was?*, tippte er und blinzelte. *Nein. Warum?*, fragte er und las dann nach oben. *Ich bin nicht diese Art von seltsam.*
*Also nur die ganz normale nervige Art von seltsam?*
Eine seiner Augenbrauen hob sich. *Du bist diejenige, die sich wieder gemeldet hat.*
*Hmm. Mir fällt auf, dass auch du keine Fotos hast — und dass dein Benutzername keine Lüge ist.*
*Ich habe vor Kurzem beschlossen, ehrlicher zu sein.*
*Tja, es kommt selten vor, dass Männer genug Selbsteinsicht haben, um zuzugeben, dass sie schwierig sind. Normalerweise erwarten sie einfach, dass sich alle nach ihnen richten.*
*Danke. Glaube ich.*
*Gern geschehen. Also, du wahrheitsliebender Fremder, inwiefern lügst du hier denn nun? So, wie du mich anfangs gefragt hast?*
*Ich bin unter Zwang hier.*
*Soll ich für dich den Notruf wählen? Hat dich ein Serienmörder im Keller eingesperrt, und ein Date auf dieser App ist dein einziger Ausweg?*
Damian ertappte sich dabei, wie er den Bildschirm anlächelte. *Ja. Es ist sehr dunkel. Wenn ich bis Mitternacht nicht die Nummer einer Frau habe, hacken sie mir die Hand ab.*
*Oh, das ist schade. Wie solltest du dann tippen?*
Er hielt inne. Er wusste, dass er nicht das tippen sollte, was er als Nächstes tippen wollte. Es war zu direkt, vielleicht zu sonderbar — und wer zum Teufel wusste schon, wer PoolGirl92 wirklich war? Aber es fühlte sich richtig an.
*Für dich — würde ich einen Weg finden.*
*****
„Mensch, Andi, lass mich dich doch einfach mit jemandem verkuppeln", sagte Andis Mitbewohnerin und sah ihr dabei zu, wie sie am anderen Ende des Sofas in ihrer kleinen Wohnung etwas in ihr Handy tippte.
„Ich kann selbst jemanden finden, Sammy. Ich hab all diese Großartigkeit“, sagte sie und deutete auf sich, „und all diese Technik“, dann wedelte sie mit ihrem Handy, „und ich bin absolut in der Lage, meinen Scheiß allein zu regeln.“
Sammy verzog das Gesicht, als würde sie nachdenken. „Bist du das wirklich?", fragte sie mit hoher Stimme.
„Halt die Klappe“, sagte Andi lachend. Sie hatte nur noch wenige Minuten, bis sie ihren Bus zur Nachtschicht im Krankenhaus erwischen musste, trug schon ihren Kasack, und ihr neuer Bekannter auf dieser Dating-App — *Dragon Dating! Wie absurd!* — behauptete gerade, er würde einen Weg finden, ihr einhändig zu schreiben. Was — wenn man so darüber nachdachte — irgendeine seltsame Masturbationsmetapher sein könnte.
*Das ist irgendwie süß-creepy. Oder creepy-süß. Hab mich noch nicht entschieden.*
*Sag mir Bescheid, wenn du dich entschieden hast*, schrieb er ihr, immer noch furchtlos und völlig dreist. ADifficultMan traute sich was, das musste sie ihm lassen.
*Tja, das hat ja Spaß gemacht und so, aber ich muss zur Arbeit.*
*Wo arbeitest du?*
*Das wüsstest du wohl gern?*, schrieb sie und machte dann die App aus.
Die Arbeit war auf eine Art irre, die wirklich nur für andere Pflegekräfte Sinn ergab — selbst Sammy, die sie liebte, fing manchmal an, sich langsam zurückzuziehen, wenn Andi nach Hause kam und zu intensiv davon erzählte, was in der Nacht passiert war. Also behielt sie ihre Probleme für sich, ging in ihr Zimmer und streifte ihre Danskos ab.
Am liebsten hätte sie sich in die App eingeloggt, nur um zu schauen, was — *ob?* — MrDifficult ihr noch geschrieben hatte. Aber sie gestand sich ein, dass das verrückt war. Denn was, wenn er etwas geschrieben hatte? Und es dann unheimlich und enttäuschend geworden war?
Oder, vielleicht noch schlimmer, was, wenn nicht? Wenn er sie einfach hatte sitzen lassen, so wie so viele andere Menschen in ihrem Leben? Nicht, dass drei Minuten halbwegs witziges Geplänkel ihn gleich zum Freund fürs Leben machten.
Sie stöhnte über sich selbst. Genau wegen ihrer überaktiven Fantasie sollte sie keine Dating-Apps benutzen.
Nie.
*Bäh.*
Andi schälte sich aus ihren Scrubs, zog einen Pyjama an und kroch ins Bett. Im Moment war es leichter, es nicht zu wissen, dachte sie, legte ihr Handy außer Reichweite und zwang sich, schlafen zu gehen.
Gerade als sie wegdämmerte, hörte sie Sammy aus dem Flur kreischen: „Andi!"
Andi sprang aus dem Bett und raste in den Flur, überzeugt, ihre beste Freundin läge im Sterben.
„Andi-da-ist-eine-Spinne-in-meinem-Waschbecken-du-musst-sofort-kommen-und-sie-rausholen!"
Sie bremste in der Tür zu Sammys Bad ab, wo ihre rothaarige Mitbewohnerin prekär auf dem Rand der Badewanne stand und auf das Waschbecken zeigte, als wäre es ein böser Hund. „Was zum Teufel, Sammy“, sagte Andi und spähte ins Becken. Die Spinne war gerade mal so groß wie ein Zehncentstück.
„Wenn ich sie runterspüle, krabbelt sie einfach wieder raus", jammerte Sammy.
„Ein Glück, dass ich dich liebe, du Memme", sagte Andi. Mit einer Hand scheuchte sie die Spinne in die andere Handfläche. „Machst du die Tür auf?"
Sammy sprang von der Wanne und schoss davon. Andi hörte, wie alle drei Schlösser ihrer Wohnungstür aufgeschlossen wurden, dann sprintete Sammy zurück, um sich wieder oben auf ihrer Couch im Wohnzimmer niederzulassen. Andi konnte sich gerade noch das Lachen verkneifen und setzte die Spinne draußen auf der Türschwelle ab, sah ihr zu, wie sie davonhuschte, wischte sich die Hände an den Oberschenkeln ab und ging wieder hinein. „Was würdest du machen, wenn ich nicht da gewesen wäre?“, fragte sie ihre Mitbewohnerin.
„Ein schützendes Handtuch unter die Tür geschoben“, sagte Sammy schmollend und stieg herunter. „Oder die ganze Bude ausgeräuchert, wie damals das eine Mal —“
„Ja, ja, ich erinnere mich.“ Andi grinste und schüttelte den Kopf. Ihre Wohnung hatte danach wochenlang nach Chemikalien gerochen. „Okay“, warnte sie und ging zurück in ihr Schlafzimmer. „Danach nehme ich Ambien, nur damit du Bescheid weißt.“
Und irgendwie widerstand sie zurück in ihrem Zimmer der Versuchung, schon wieder zum Handy zu greifen.
Gerade so.
Andi wachte am Nachmittag besser erholt auf, und irgendwie erfüllte sie der Gedanke, sich in eine Dating-App einzuloggen, nicht mehr mit existenziellem Grauen. Als sie es tat, warteten dort bereits zwei Nachrichten auf sie.
*Ich will übrigens gar nicht wissen, wo du arbeitest. Mir ist klar, dass das zu viel war.*
*Es ist nur manchmal schwer, ein Gespräch in Gang zu bringen.*
Sie ließ sich einen langen Moment Zeit und überlegte, ob sie antworten sollte. Er war definitiv … seltsam. Aber andererseits hatte er ihr kein Schwanzfoto geschickt. Oder irgendetwas in der Art angedeutet, anders als 99,99 Prozent der Typen auf den meisten Apps.
Er hatte sie auch noch nicht nach einem Foto gefragt, was gut war, denn ihrer Erfahrung nach war es, als asiatisches Mädchen auf einer Dating-Seite zu sein, als würde man alle Spinner auf den Plan rufen.
*Fair, Mr. Difficult*, tippte sie und schickte ab. *Wie behandelt dich der Keller so?*
Dreißig Minuten später, als sie im Bett Müsli aß und ein Buch auf einem Knie balancierte, sah sie ihr Handy mit einer Antwort aufleuchten. *Ich habe gerade noch rechtzeitig eine Nummer bekommen.*
*Ach tatsächlich?*
*Ja. SOCCERLVR1985 hat mir das Leben gerettet. Aber jetzt datet sie wohl einen Serienmörder, fürchte ich.*
*Die Arme!*, schickte Andi und lachte.
*Und, wie war die Arbeit?*, fragte er sie.
Sie kniff die Augen zusammen und starrte auf den Bildschirm, unsicher, wie viel davon man gefahrlos erzählen konnte. Hurra, eine Frau im Internet zu sein. Sie stellte ihre Müslischale auf dem Nachttisch ab, um leichter tippen zu können. *Besonders arbeitsreich. Wie war deine?*
*Ähhh. Leider gerade nicht so viel davon.*
*Du bist also Freiberufler?*
*Könnte man so sagen.*
*Na ja, immerhin gibt dir das Zeit, den ganzen Tag auf Dating-Apps zu chatten.*
*Machst du Witze? Das hier ist meine Version der Hölle*, schrieb er, dann fing er sich wieder. *Anwesende natürlich ausgenommen.*
Andi lachte wieder. *Na toll. Danke.*
*Im Ernst, wie machen die Leute das nur?*
Sie blinzelte auf ihren Bildschirm. *Schlägt Bars, wenn man faul ist? Auch, wenn man zu alt für Bars ist.* Ihre Daumen zögerten, aber dann tippte sie. *Wie alt bist du?*
*Älter als du*, antwortete er prompt.
*Woher willst du das wissen?*
*Ich merke das.*
*Mit deinem Opa-Radar?*, neckte sie.
*So in etwa, ja.*
*Du bist also ein älterer Freiberufler ohne Arbeit, der Technik hasst. Du klingst ja nach einem echten Fang.*
*Du wärst überrascht.*
Immer so von sich überzeugt! Andi verdrehte die Augen über sich selbst, denn hatte sie sich nicht für genug Arschlöcher in ihrem Leben interessiert? Aber dann legte er nach, bevor sie eine schlagfertige Erwiderung formulieren konnte.
*Ehrlich gesagt, PoolGirl92, bin ich das Gegenteil einer guten Partie. Mein Stolz verlangt, dir zu sagen, dass ich im echten Leben keinerlei Probleme habe, Frauen zu finden. Aber wie du richtig erspürt hast, lügt mein Name nicht, und mein Leben eignet sich nicht für die Art von Stabilität, nach der sich die meisten Menschen sehnen.*
Andi legte den Kopf schief, während sie ihren Bildschirm las. Die ganze Anonymität machte sie mutiger, als sie sonst gewesen wäre. *Ich muss sagen, dass du dich so gut kennst, ist echt ziemlich anmachend … es sei denn, du verarschst mich nur.*
Sie merkte, dass er lange an seiner Antwort schrieb, Worte abwog und wieder löschte, bevor er antwortete: *Ich spiele nie.*
*Dir ist schon klar, dass genau das ein Aufreißer sagen würde, oder?*
*Hmm. Um dein Vertrauen zu gewinnen, muss ich also das Nichtvorhandensein von etwas beweisen. Eine schwierige Aufgabe.*
*Vielleicht unmöglich*, räumte sie ein und fügte hinzu: *Und ehrlich gesagt, ja, wenn das der Moment ist, in dem du aussteigst, um mit unkomplizierteren Frauen weiterzuchatten, dann ist das eben so.*
Es folgte eine weitere lange Pause, in der sie — obwohl sie ihn im Grunde abgebürstet und von jeder Verpflichtung freigesprochen hatte — das seltsame Gefühl hatte, dass er immer noch auf sein Handy starrte.
*Ich mag Herausforderungen, PoolGirl. Keine leichtfertigen Spielchen, wohlgemerkt — aber echte Herausforderungen faszinieren mich. Schließlich ist herausfordernd nur ein anderes Wort für schwierig.*
Er fuhr fort: *Aber jetzt muss ich auch los. Wir schreiben morgen.*
Andi starrte auf ihr Handy und las seine Nachrichten noch einmal. Sie hatte das merkwürdigste Gefühl, dass trotz der Kluft zwischen ihnen — und obwohl keiner von ihnen irgendetwas Echtes über den anderen wusste — da etwas *war*.
*****
Dragon Called · verbatim survivors: 10 of 172 sentences
Spanish
All chunks GREEN. One honest wobble: a dropped Spanish pronoun turned one “he” into “she” — documented, seeded into the engine’s memory.
She pulled out a pen and paper and wrote everything down, asking appropriate questions at appropriate times, but she couldn’t shake the feeling that she was being partially shouted at and definitely judged. When he was through, she held up a hand. “Three things.”
“Go,” he allowed her.
“The cat?” She couldn’t help but ask.
The driver answered her. “He’s practically a family member. Presence nonnegotiable. Next?”
“Okay, then.” *Weird-ass rich people. *Andi shrugged and looked back at the patient. “So, why is he here? Why not a hospital?”
“In the city?” Mr. Midwest was incredulous.
“Yeah. Why not? There’re good hospitals there.”
“Hospitals aren’t safe,” Mr. Midwest stated—like that was a known fact.
Andi bit her lips, hard, to not say anything about his bizarre opinions. “All right, then,” she went on. “Third is, who are you? Medically, I mean.”
“His name’s Austin; he used to be a paramedic,” Mr. No-Name said for the man.
“And in the Marines,” Austin added.
She stuck her hand out, so Austin would have to shake it. “I’m Andi.”
“Ah. An Andi, not Andy,” Austin said, with slightly different emphasis, giving Mr. No-Name a glare.
“It’s not my fault your assumptions were sexist,” Mr. No-Name said, a slight grin flickering at the corner of his mouth. He looked meaningfully at his watch again, and Austin disappeared down a hall. “So. Eight hours?” Mr. No-Name asked her.
From Austin’s report, this patient mostly sounded like a wait-and-see. He was injured and unconscious, but there was no real reason he hadn’t woken up yet—other than possible brain damage. Which, yeah, made this whole level of secrecy, perhaps understandable? If you were the head of a household worth a fortune and someone got injured on your watch, you might need to keep their issues under wraps. She glanced at the patient’s vitals on the monitor, the level of urine in the foley, and the slowly draining chest tube. She could keep almost anyone alive for eight hours—at the hospital. But what would happen here if things went poorly? This situation was bizarre, and even though they were paying her a ton, she still had her license to think of. She glanced up and found Mr. No-Name watching her shamelessly—so shamelessly, she flushed.
Austin reappeared, pushing a crash cart before she could stutter out any words. “You know what to do with this?”
“Of course.” The presence of a crash cart allayed only some of her fears. “But…I’m not a doctor.”
“If he needs a doctor, just call me, and I’ll get one. My number’s preprogrammed.” Mr. No-Name handed her a phone as Austin went on.
“And who should I ask for?” she asked, trying not to sound curious in the least.
Mr. No-Name let out a snort as if to say, *nice try. *“I’ll know it’s you.”
Austin interrupted. “There’s more oxygen tanks against the wall. Just keep him comfortable until we get back.”
Andi looked between them. None of this made sense—not the cat, not this job, not this house, and definitely not these two extremely handsome, yet extremely odd men. “Where are you going anyhow?”
Mr. No-Name shook his head at her question. “Out. But we’ll return by dawn, and I promise you’ll be on the first bus back to the city. Okay?”
Mr. No-Name’s gaze pressed her, as Austin loomed.
She inhaled—to tell them how insane all this was and back out—but then she reminded herself that the only thing that needed to make sense was the fact that one night here would equal a month of her normal paycheck. She glanced at the patient and did her best to ping out with her inherent nurse-radar, honed by months of taking too many shifts, taking in his color, and the numbers on the screen. He was the most normal thing here, hands down. “Yeah, okay,” she said, deciding. She pulled out the phone she’d been given and waved it at Mr. No-Name. “I’ll call if anything happens; otherwise, I’ll see you in eight.”
“Good,” Mr. No-Name said and smiled at her—fully—for the first time all night. The sensation of his pleased attention on her was almost as bad as whatever had happened to her on the road here. She wanted to run away, but she found she couldn’t. She was struck—pierced—like she was a deer in headlights. He was just too much.
Then the cat leapt off the bed and wound around Mr. No-Name’s legs. He glanced down, and the moment was over. The spotlight had moved on. She sagged, caught herself, and hoped he hadn’t seen it. It didn’t seem like he had as he knelt down to knuckle the cat’s head softly.
The cat meowed at him, repeatedly, as if it had strong opinions, and Mr. No-Name gave it a dour look. “No, she didn’t bring anything for you,” he told the cat, and then looked back to her. “If you hear any sounds in the house, just ignore them. It’s an old house; it creaks a lot.” Austin coughed from the door, and Mr. No-Name headed toward him. Her audience was over. The men left, and the cat followed them.
Andi relaxed, then became embarrassed by how she’d felt. What was she, some kind of schoolgirl? *You know better!* Whoever she’d been in the moment he’d looked at her—stupidly happy, foolishly hopeful, and just a teensy bit terrified—it wasn’t the real her.
The real Andi was a nurse who knew what to do—every time, all of the time.
She went to the bed, unlooped her stethoscope from her neck, and started to assess her patient.
“What’d Grim say?” Austin asked Damian on their way to the garage.
“That she’s too small to be of any use.” In reality, Grimalkin had asked if Andi had brought him any cheese, the bluer, the better—because the house was out. Luckily, Damian was the only one who could understand the hugely powerful multidimensional guardian he’d been assigned at birth, so no one else knew how easily a gift of cheese would distract him.
"For once, the cat and I agree. If my brother wakes up–"
“I know,” Damian said, shutting down further conversation. If Zach woke up while they were gone—a big *if*—then hopefully he and the nurse could have an intelligent conversation, after which she’d take off his restraints. He’d be confused about what had happened, but he’d be smart enough to realize she was an outsider.
He got into the armored SUV, waiting with some of the rest of his crew. It was just him and the guys tonight. Max was driving, Jamison had his eyes on his electronics, and he sat close to Austin who was busy wiping down the barrel of something black and shiny.
He sank back into his seat, thinking about the nurse.
*She smelled good*, his dragon commented*.* * *
*Shush,* he told his dragon—but it was right*.*
Oil, plastics, but more overwhelmingly, the aroma of iron, surrounded him. Humans had so much iron in their blood; it was a wonder to him that they weren’t magnetic. Living in human society, he had gotten used to the metallic scent, but for some reason, tonight it seemed more pungent than usual.
It was all because of her.
When she had gotten into the car, the gaseous stink of the bus she had been on and the medicinal chemical scents that were a hallmark of her occupation clung to her coat. Those were expected.
But underlying all that was her own subtle scent, undetectable to most humans, and yet abruptly mouthwatering all the same.
Apples and caramel, yes, that’s what it reminded him of—and saltwater.
How strange.
He swiped through his emails, opening the unread files Mills had sent over. Top of her class in community college and then nursing school. But she’d suffered student loans, a staggeringly high amount of debt owed to a hospital which looked like medical bills for a relative before it got wiped—presumably by that relative’s death—and a brother who apparently couldn’t resist taking rides in cop cars. Which made her perfect for his purposes: hungry enough to be looking for cash, smart enough to keep Zach alive, and hopefully, smart enough to not ask many more questions.* *There was always the Forgetting Fire if she got too curious. He reached the end of her background check and found she lived in a gentrifying part of town in an apartment above a Greek bakery. That explained her scent. Her apartment probably smelled entirely of baked goods.
Mystery solved, Damian put the phone back into his pocket. But his mind went right back to her. *Andi.* What an odd name for a girl. He had the strangest urge to say it out loud, irrationally, to see if the sound tasted as good as she smelled. And that interesting streak of blue that he’d glimpsed a flash of before she’d wound her dark hair up—something about the act of her hiding it made him want to unwind and expose it again, to possibly feel the wrap of it around his hand.
* *“Why’d you warn her about the house?” Austin asked Damian, distracting him from his thoughts.
“Because Grimalkin doesn’t like strangers.”
“He doesn’t like anyone,” Austin countered.
“He’s keeping an eye on Zach, isn’t he?” Max said from the driver’s seat, defending Damian’s guardian’s integrity. Damian knew his cat and his old weapons master got along—they had to; they were the only two things that’d come from the Realms with him, albeit at different times. The battle armor Max had on made the whiteness of his skin around it even more shocking, and Damian knew if he had his hat off, all his hair would be ghostly pale. He’d had an albino’s pale eyes, too, before he’d lost them in a fight with another bear-shifter. Mills had replaced them with something magical hidden by goggles, turning him into the perfect bearer of Damian’s Forgetting Fire, since its powers no longer seemed to work on him. And whatever kind of eyes he had now, he could snipe an Unearthly creature down at eight hundred yards.
“Grimalkin’s probably hoping that he’ll die,” Austin said darkly.
Max broke into a toothy grin. “Nah, if Grimalkin wanted either of you dead, you’d be dead already, puppy.”
Austin snorted at him. “Better to be a wolf who’s a fighter than a bear who’s a chimney sweep,” Austin muttered, before addressing Damian again. “Was she sensitive enough for the perimeter to bother her?”
“Definitely.”
Austin grunted. “How’d she do?”
“Admirably, considering she didn’t know she was being magically attacked.” There were several concentric security rings around his mansion, some magical, some not. He’d both seen and tasted her panic as they’d driven over one of them—the one Austin had been supposed to turn off. He’d seen other men throw themselves out of moving cars in fear and not know why to crawl crying back downhill. While she’d been scared, Andi hadn’t run. Another interesting point.
“Do you think she bought it?” Austin asked, pretending to put a driver’s hat on.
Damian knew he meant the subterfuge of him pretending to be a driver in his own employ. He’d wanted to meet the person taking care of Zach, to get a feel for her—he hadn’t expected for him to wind up being so intrigued.
“Doesn’t matter,” he answered. “Either she doesn’t figure it out, fine; or she does, and the fire will make her forget.”
“Why bother? No one would believe her. She’d just be another internet crackpot,” Jamison said while staring intently at the computer on his lap, as immersed in it as Austin was his weapons. He was very dark-skinned and lean in opposition to Max’s bright whiteness and Austin’s bulk, and between the hardware on his lap and the hardware of his arm that they’d replaced with tech, the man was practically half-computer.
“You mean, like you?” Austin said, goading the younger man.
“Don’t make me change your Netflix password,” Jamison snarked, then waved his hand for silence. “We’re approaching the source of the signal. Slow down, Max.”
Max grunted an acknowledgement. He was driving what Damian called “the tour bus.” It was a heavily armored SUV, fortified with metal shielding, bulletproof glass, blast-resistant undercarriage, and, more importantly, personally warded by the most powerful witch on this side of the Pacific. Damian knew where they were by scent—the saltwater, gas, and oil fumes could only be from the familiar miasma of the docks—and they were here because somewhere nearby there was an Unearthly creature they needed to kill.
She pulled out a pen and paper and wrote it all down, asking the relevant questions at the relevant moments, but she couldn't shake the feeling that she was being half-yelled at and definitely judged. When she finished, she held up a hand. "Three things."
"Go ahead," he granted.
"The cat?" She couldn't help asking.
The driver answered her. "He's practically a member of the family. His presence is non-negotiable. Next?"
"Okay, fine." *Rich people are so weird.* Andi shrugged and looked back at the patient. "So why is he here? Why not in a hospital?"
"In the city?" Mr. Midwest asked, incredulous.
"Yeah, why not? There are good hospitals down there."
"Hospitals aren't safe," Mr. Midwest declared, as though it were established fact.
Andi bit her lips hard to keep from saying anything about his crackpot opinions. "All right, then," she went on. "Third thing: who are you? Medically speaking, I mean."
"His name is Austin; he used to be a paramedic," Mr. No-Name answered for him.
"And a Marine," Austin added.
She stuck out her hand so Austin had no choice but to shake it. "I'm Andi."
"Ah. Andi, not Andy," Austin said, with a slightly different emphasis, shooting Mr. No-Name a dirty look.
"It's not my fault your assumptions were sexist," Mr. No-Name said, a faint smile playing at the corner of his mouth. He looked pointedly at his watch again, and Austin disappeared down a hallway. "So, eight hours?" he asked her.
Based on Austin's report, the patient seemed, more than anything, like a wait-and-see case. He was injured and unconscious, but there was no real reason he still hadn't woken up except possible brain damage. Which, yes, did make this whole level of secrecy maybe understandable. If you were the head of a family with an enormous fortune and someone got hurt under your watch, maybe you needed to keep it quiet. She glanced at the patient's vitals on the monitor, the urine level in the Foley bag, and the chest tube slowly draining. She could keep almost anyone alive for eight hours… in a hospital. But what would happen here if things went wrong? The situation was bizarre, and even though they were paying her a fortune, she still had to think about her license. She looked up and found Mr. No-Name watching her without the slightest attempt to hide it, so blatantly that she blushed.
Austin reappeared pushing a crash cart before she could stammer out a word. "You know how to use this?"
"Of course." The crash cart eased only some of her fears. "But… I'm not a doctor."
"If he needs a doctor, just call me and I'll get one. My number's already saved." Mr. No-Name handed her a phone as Austin kept talking.
"And who should I ask for?" she asked, trying not to sound the least bit curious.
Mr. No-Name let out a snort, as if to say, *nice try.* "I'll know it's you."
Austin cut in. "There are more oxygen tanks against the wall. Just keep him comfortable until we get back."
Andi looked from one to the other. None of this made sense—not the cat, not this job, not this house, and definitely not these two extremely handsome and extremely strange men. "Where are you going, by the way?"
Mr. No-Name shook his head at her question. "Out. But we'll be back before dawn, and I promise you'll be on the first bus back to the city. All right?"
Mr. No-Name's gaze pressed down on her while Austin loomed over her.
She inhaled, ready to tell them how insane all of this was and back out, but then she reminded herself that the only thing that needed to make sense was the fact that a single night here equaled an entire month of her normal pay. She looked at the patient and did her best to check him over with her innate nurse's radar, sharpened by months of taking too many shifts, noting his color and the numbers on the screen. He was, by far, the most normal thing there. "Yeah, all right," she said at last, making up her mind. She pulled out the phone they'd given her and waved it at Mr. No-Name. "I'll call if anything happens; if not, see you in eight hours."
"Good," Mr. No-Name said, and he smiled at her for the first time all night, a full smile. Feeling his pleased attention on her was almost as bad as what had happened on the road on the way there. She wanted to run, but found she couldn't. She stayed rooted in place, skewered, like a deer in headlights. It was simply too much.
Then the cat jumped off the bed and wound itself around Mr. No-Name's legs. He looked down, and the moment vanished. The spotlight had shifted. She sagged, pulled herself together, and hoped he hadn't noticed. It didn't seem like he had, because he knelt down to rub the cat's head gently with his knuckles.
The cat meowed at him several times, as if it had strong opinions, and Mr. No-Name gave it a stern look. "No, she didn't bring you anything," he told the cat, then looked back at her. "If you hear any noise in the house, just ignore it. It's an old house; it creaks a lot." Austin coughed from the doorway, and Mr. No-Name headed toward him. Her audience was over. The men left, and the cat followed them.
Andi relaxed, then felt embarrassed about the way she'd been feeling. What was she, a schoolgirl or something? *You know better than that!* Whoever she'd been in the moment he looked at her—stupidly happy, foolishly hopeful, and just a little bit terrified—that wasn't the real her.
The real Andi was a nurse who knew what to do, always, at every moment.
She walked to the bed, unhooked the stethoscope from around her neck, and began assessing her patient.
"What did Grim say?" Austin asked Damian on the way to the garage.
"That she's too small to be of any use." In reality, Grimalkin had asked whether Andi had brought him cheese—the bluer the better—because the house had run out. Fortunately, Damian was the only one who could understand the immensely powerful multidimensional guardian assigned to him at birth, so no one else knew how easy it was to distract him with a gift of cheese.
"For once, the cat and I agree. If my brother wakes up…"
"I know," Damian said, cutting the conversation short. If Zach woke up while they were out—a big *if*—with any luck he and the nurse could have an intelligent conversation, after which she'd remove his restraints. He'd be confused about what had happened, but he'd be smart enough to figure out she was an outsider.
He climbed into the armored SUV, where part of the rest of his team was waiting. Tonight it was just him and the guys. Max was driving, Jamison had his eyes glued to his electronics, and he sat down near Austin, who was busy cleaning the barrel of something black and gleaming.
He leaned back in his seat, thinking about the nurse.
*She smelled good*, his dragon commented.
*Shut up*, he told his dragon, but it was right.
Oil, plastics, and above all the tang of iron surrounded him. Humans had so much iron in their blood that it seemed like a miracle they weren't magnetic. Living in human society, he'd gotten used to the metallic smell, but for some reason tonight it hit sharper than usual.
It was all her fault.
When she'd gotten into the car, the gassy reek of the bus she'd ridden in on and the medicinal chemical odors of her profession had been clinging to her coat. That was to be expected.
But beneath all of that was her own subtle scent, imperceptible to most humans and yet suddenly just as delicious.
Apples and caramel—yes, that was what it reminded him of—and salt water.
How strange.
He scrolled through his emails and opened the unread files Mills had sent him. She'd been top of her class at community college and then again in nursing school. But she was saddled with student loans, an exorbitant amount of debt to a hospital that appeared to match a relative's medical bills before they were paid off—presumably by that relative's death—and a brother who apparently couldn't resist ending up taking rides in patrol cars. Which made her perfect for his purposes: needy enough to go looking for money, smart enough to keep Zach alive, and hopefully smart enough not to ask too many more questions. There was always the Forgetting Fire if she got too curious. He reached the end of her background check and discovered she lived in a gentrifying neighborhood, in an apartment above a Greek bakery. That explained her scent. Her apartment probably smelled entirely of baked goods.
Mystery solved, Damian slipped the phone back into his pocket. But his mind drifted right back to her. *Andi.* What an odd name for a girl. He had the strangest impulse to say it out loud, irrationally, just to see if the sound tasted as good as she smelled. And that interesting blue streak he'd caught a glimpse of before she'd pinned her dark hair up—there was something about the way she hid it that made him want to pull it free and lay it bare again, maybe until he felt it coiling around his hand.
"Why did you warn her about the house?" Austin asked Damian, snapping him out of his thoughts.
"Because Grimalkin doesn't like strangers."
"He doesn't like anyone," Austin shot back.
"He's watching over Zach, isn't he?" Max said from the driver's seat, defending the integrity of Damian's guardian. Damian knew his cat and his old weapons master got along well—they had to: they were the only two things that had come from the Realms with him, though at different times. The combat armor Max wore made the whiteness of his exposed skin all the more striking, and Damian knew that if he took off his hat, every strand of his hair would be a ghostly white. He'd had the pale eyes of an albino, too, before losing them in a fight with another bear shifter. Mills had replaced them with something magical hidden behind glasses, making him the perfect bearer of Damian's Forgetting Fire, since its powers seemed to have no effect on him anymore. And whatever kind of eyes he had now, he could drop a supernatural creature at eight hundred meters.
"Grimalkin's probably hoping he dies," Austin said darkly.
Max flashed a toothy grin. "No—if Grimalkin wanted any of you dead, you already would be, pup."
Austin snorted. "Better a fighting wolf than a chimney-sweeping bear," he muttered, then turned back to Damian. "Was she sensitive enough for the perimeter to bother her?"
"Definitely."
Austin grunted. "How'd she handle it?"
"Admirably, considering she didn't know magic was attacking her." There were several concentric security rings around his mansion, some magical and some not. He'd watched—and tasted—her panic when they crossed one of them, the one Austin should have deactivated. He'd seen other men throw themselves out of moving cars, terrified and not knowing why, then crawl downhill in tears. Though Andi had been afraid, she hadn't run. Another interesting detail.
"Think she bought it?" Austin asked, miming putting on a chauffeur's cap.
Damian knew he meant the ruse of posing as a driver in his own employ. He'd wanted to meet the person who'd be looking after Zach, get a read on her. He hadn't expected to end up this intrigued.
"Doesn't matter," he replied. "Either she doesn't figure it out—perfect. Or she does, and the fire will make her forget."
"Why bother? Nobody would believe her. She'd just be another internet crackpot," Jamison said without looking up from the laptop balanced on his knees, as absorbed in it as Austin was in his weapons. He was very dark-skinned and lean, a contrast to Max's luminous whiteness and Austin's bulk, and between the gear on his lap and the tech grafted to his arm, the man was practically half computer.
"So—like you?" Austin said, needling the younger man.
"Don't make me change your Netflix password," Jamison fired back, then held up a hand for silence. "We're closing in on the signal origin. Slow down, Max."
Max grunted in confirmation. He was driving what Damian called "the field trip bus." It was a heavily armored SUV, reinforced with metal plating, bulletproof glass, blast-resistant undercarriage, and—most importantly—personally warded by the most powerful witch on this side of the Pacific. Damian knew where they were by the smell: salt water and the fumes of gasoline and oil could only be coming from the familiar miasma of the docks. And they were there because somewhere nearby was a supernatural creature they needed to kill.
See the Spanish edition (the middle of the wormhole)
Sacó un bolígrafo y un papel y lo anotó todo, haciendo las preguntas pertinentes en los momentos pertinentes, pero no podía quitarse la sensación de que le estaban medio gritando y definitivamente juzgando. Cuando terminó, levantó una mano. —Tres cosas.
—Adelante —le concedió.
—¿El gato? —No pudo evitar preguntar.
El conductor le respondió. —Es prácticamente un miembro de la familia. Su presencia no es negociable. ¿Siguiente?
—Bueno, está bien. *Gente rica rarísima.* Andi se encogió de hombros y volvió a mirar al paciente. —Entonces, ¿por qué está aquí? ¿Por qué no en un hospital?
—¿En la ciudad? —preguntó el señor Medio Oeste, incrédulo.
—Sí, ¿por qué no? Hay buenos hospitales allá.
—Los hospitales no son seguros —declaró el señor Medio Oeste, como si fuera un hecho comprobado.
Andi se mordió los labios, fuerte, para no decir nada sobre sus opiniones disparatadas. —Muy bien, entonces —continuó—. Lo tercero es: ¿quién es usted? En el sentido médico, digo.
—Se llama Austin; era paramédico —respondió el señor Sin Nombre por él.
—Y de los Marines —añadió Austin.
Ella le extendió la mano para que Austin no tuviera más remedio que estrechársela. —Soy Andi.
—Ah. Una Andi, no un Andy —dijo Austin, con un énfasis ligeramente distinto, lanzándole una mirada fulminante al señor Sin Nombre.
—No es mi culpa que tus suposiciones fueran sexistas —dijo el señor Sin Nombre, con una leve sonrisa asomándole en la comisura de la boca. Volvió a mirar su reloj con intención, y Austin desapareció por un pasillo. —Entonces, ¿ocho horas? —le preguntó a ella.
Según el informe de Austin, aquel paciente parecía, sobre todo, un caso de esperar y ver. Estaba herido e inconsciente, pero no había ningún motivo real para que aún no se hubiera despertado, salvo un posible daño cerebral. Lo cual, sí, hacía que todo ese nivel de secretismo fuera quizá comprensible. Si eras el cabeza de una familia con una fortuna inmensa y alguien se lesionaba bajo tu responsabilidad, quizá necesitabas mantener el asunto en secreto. Echó un vistazo a las constantes del paciente en el monitor, al nivel de orina en la sonda Foley y al tubo torácico que drenaba lentamente. Podía mantener con vida a casi cualquiera durante ocho horas… en el hospital. Pero ¿qué pasaría allí si las cosas salían mal? Aquella situación era rarísima y, aunque le estaban pagando una barbaridad, seguía teniendo que pensar en su licencia. Alzó la vista y encontró al señor Sin Nombre mirándola sin el menor disimulo, tan descaradamente que se sonrojó.
Austin reapareció empujando un carro de paro antes de que pudiera balbucear una palabra. —¿Sabes usar esto?
—Claro. —La presencia del carro de paro alivió solo algunos de sus temores—. Pero... no soy doctora.
—Si necesita un médico, solo llámame y yo conseguiré uno. Mi número ya está guardado. —El señor Sin Nombre le entregó un teléfono mientras Austin seguía hablando.
—¿Y a quién debo preguntar? —preguntó ella, tratando de no sonar curiosa en lo más mínimo.
El señor Sin Nombre soltó un resoplido, como si dijera: *buen intento*. —Sabré que eres tú.
Austin la interrumpió. —Hay más tanques de oxígeno contra la pared. Solo mantenlo cómodo hasta que regresemos.
Andi los miró a uno y al otro. Nada de esto tenía sentido: ni el gato, ni este trabajo, ni esta casa, y definitivamente no estos dos hombres extremadamente guapos y extremadamente extraños. —¿A dónde van, por cierto?
El señor Sin Nombre negó con la cabeza ante su pregunta. —Fuera. Pero volveremos antes del amanecer, y te prometo que estarás en el primer autobús de regreso a la ciudad. ¿De acuerdo?
La mirada del señor Sin Nombre la presionaba mientras Austin se cernía sobre ella.
Inhaló, dispuesta a decirles lo demente que era todo aquello y echarse atrás, pero entonces se recordó que lo único que necesitaba tener sentido era el hecho de que una sola noche allí equivalía a un mes entero de su sueldo normal. Miró al paciente e hizo lo posible por tantearlo con su radar innato de enfermera, afinado tras meses de aceptar demasiados turnos, fijándose en su color y en los números de la pantalla. Él era, con diferencia, lo más normal de todo aquello. —Sí, está bien —dijo al fin, decidiéndose. Sacó el teléfono que le habían dado y lo agitó hacia el señor Sin Nombre—. Llamaré si pasa algo; si no, nos vemos en ocho horas.
—Bien —dijo el señor Sin Nombre, y le sonrió por primera vez en toda la noche, una sonrisa completa. Sentir sobre ella su atención complacida fue casi tan malo como lo que le había pasado en la carretera de camino hasta allí. Quiso salir corriendo, pero descubrió que no podía. Se quedó clavada, atravesada, como una cierva ante los faros de un coche. Era, sencillamente, demasiado.
Entonces el gato saltó de la cama y se enroscó alrededor de las piernas del señor Sin Nombre. Él bajó la mirada, y el momento se esfumó. El foco se había movido. Ella se desinfló, se recompuso y esperó que él no se hubiera dado cuenta. No parecía que así fuera, pues se arrodilló para frotarle suavemente la cabeza al gato con los nudillos.
El gato le maulló varias veces, como si tuviera opiniones firmes, y el señor Sin Nombre le lanzó una mirada adusta. —No, ella no te ha traído nada —le dijo al gato, y luego volvió a mirarla a ella—. Si oyes algún ruido en la casa, simplemente ignóralo. Es una casa vieja; cruje mucho. —Austin tosió desde la puerta, y el señor Sin Nombre se dirigió hacia él. Su audiencia había terminado. Los hombres se fueron, y el gato los siguió.
Andi se relajó, y luego se sintió avergonzada por cómo se había sentido. ¿Qué era, una colegiala o qué? *¡Tú sabes más que eso!* Quienquiera que hubiera sido en el momento en que él la miró —estúpidamente feliz, tontamente esperanzada y apenas un poco aterrada—, no era la verdadera ella.
La verdadera Andi era una enfermera que sabía qué hacer, siempre, en todo momento.
Fue hasta la cama, se descolgó el estetoscopio del cuello y empezó a evaluar a su paciente.
—¿Qué dijo Grim? —preguntó Austin a Damian de camino al garaje.
—Que es demasiado pequeña para servir de algo. —En realidad, Grimalkin le había preguntado si Andi le había traído queso, cuanto más azul, mejor, porque en la casa se había acabado. Por suerte, Damian era el único que podía entender al inmensamente poderoso guardián multidimensional que le habían asignado al nacer, así que nadie más sabía lo fácil que era distraerlo con un regalo de queso.
—Por una vez, el gato y yo estamos de acuerdo. Si mi hermano se despierta...
—Lo sé —dijo Damian, cortando la conversación. Si Zach despertaba mientras ellos estaban fuera —un gran *si*—, con suerte él y la enfermera podrían tener una conversación inteligente, tras la cual ella le quitaría las sujeciones. Estaría confundido por lo ocurrido, pero sería lo bastante listo como para darse cuenta de que ella era una forastera.
Subió al todoterreno blindado, donde lo esperaba parte del resto de su equipo. Esa noche estaban solo él y los chicos. Max conducía, Jamison tenía los ojos clavados en sus aparatos electrónicos y él se sentó cerca de Austin, que estaba ocupado limpiando el cañón de algo negro y reluciente.
Se recostó en su asiento, pensando en la enfermera.
*Olía bien*, comentó su dragón.
*Cállate*, le dijo a su dragón, pero tenía razón.
Aceite, plásticos y, sobre todo, el aroma del hierro lo envolvían. Los humanos tenían tanto hierro en la sangre que le parecía un milagro que no fueran magnéticos. Viviendo en la sociedad humana se había acostumbrado al olor metálico, pero por alguna razón, esa noche le resultaba más penetrante de lo habitual.
Todo era por culpa de ella.
Cuando ella se subió al coche, la peste gaseosa del autobús en el que había ido y los olores químicos medicinales propios de su profesión se le habían quedado pegados al abrigo. Eso era de esperarse.
Pero por debajo de todo eso estaba su propio olor sutil, imperceptible para la mayoría de los humanos y, aun así, de pronto igual de delicioso.
Manzanas y caramelo, sí, eso era lo que le recordaba, y agua salada.
Qué extraño.
Deslizó el dedo por sus correos y abrió los archivos no leídos que Mills le había enviado. Había sido la mejor de su clase en el colegio comunitario y luego en la escuela de enfermería. Pero cargaba con préstamos estudiantiles, una cantidad desorbitada de deuda con un hospital que parecía corresponder a facturas médicas de un familiar antes de que la saldaran —presumiblemente por la muerte de ese familiar—, y un hermano que al parecer no podía resistirse a acabar dando paseos en coche patrulla. Lo cual la hacía perfecta para sus propósitos: lo bastante necesitada como para andar buscando dinero, lo bastante inteligente para mantener vivo a Zach y, con suerte, lo bastante lista para no hacer muchas más preguntas. Siempre quedaba el Fuego del Olvido si se ponía demasiado curiosa. Llegó al final de su verificación de antecedentes y descubrió que vivía en una zona en proceso de gentrificación, en un apartamento encima de una panadería griega. Eso explicaba su olor. Su apartamento probablemente olía por completo a productos horneados.
Misterio resuelto, Damian volvió a guardarse el teléfono en el bolsillo. Pero su mente regresó enseguida a ella. *Andi.* Qué nombre tan raro para una chica. Tenía el extrañísimo impulso de decirlo en voz alta, irracionalmente, para ver si el sonido sabía tan bien como ella olía. Y aquella interesante veta azul de la que había vislumbrado un destello antes de que ella se recogiera el cabello oscuro: había algo en el hecho de que lo ocultara que le daba ganas de soltarlo y dejarlo al descubierto otra vez, quizá hasta sentir cómo se le enroscaba alrededor de la mano.
—¿Por qué la previniste sobre la casa? —le preguntó Austin a Damian, sacándolo de sus pensamientos.
—Porque a Grimalkin no le gustan los extraños.
—No le gusta nadie —replicó Austin.
—Está vigilando a Zach, ¿no? —dijo Max desde el asiento del conductor, defendiendo la integridad del guardián de Damian. Damian sabía que su gato y su viejo maestro de armas se llevaban bien; tenían que hacerlo: eran las únicas dos cosas que habían venido de los Reinos con él, aunque en momentos distintos. La armadura de combate que Max llevaba puesta hacía que la blancura de la piel que asomaba fuera aún más impactante, y Damian sabía que, si se quitaba el sombrero, todo su cabello sería de un blanco fantasmal. También había tenido los ojos pálidos de un albino antes de perderlos en una pelea con otro cambiaformas oso. Mills se los había reemplazado por algo mágico oculto tras unas gafas, convirtiéndolo en el portador perfecto del Fuego del Olvido de Damian, ya que sus poderes parecían no surtir ya efecto en él. Y, tuviera ahora la clase de ojos que tuviera, podía abatir de un disparo a una criatura sobrenatural a ochocientos metros.
—Grimalkin probablemente espera que se muera —dijo Austin con tono sombrío.
Max esbozó una sonrisa llena de dientes. —No; si Grimalkin quisiera muerto a cualquiera de ustedes, ya lo estaría, cachorro.
Austin soltó un resoplido. —Mejor ser un lobo luchador que un oso deshollinador —murmuró, antes de dirigirse de nuevo a Damian—. ¿Era lo bastante sensible para que el perímetro le molestara?
—Sin duda.
Austin gruñó. —¿Cómo le fue?
—Admirablemente, teniendo en cuenta que no sabía que la estaban atacando con magia. —Había varios anillos de seguridad concéntricos alrededor de su mansión, algunos mágicos y otros no. Él había visto y también saboreado el pánico de ella cuando cruzaron uno de ellos, el que Austin debería haber desactivado. Había visto a otros hombres arrojarse de coches en marcha, aterrados y sin saber por qué, para luego arrastrarse cuesta abajo entre lágrimas. Aunque Andi había tenido miedo, no había huido. Otro dato interesante.
—¿Crees que se lo creyó? —preguntó Austin, haciendo como que se ponía una gorra de chófer.
Damian sabía que se refería al ardid de hacerse pasar por un conductor a su propio servicio. Había querido conocer a la persona que cuidaría de Zach, hacerse una idea de ella; no esperaba terminar tan intrigado.
—Da igual —respondió—. O no se da cuenta, perfecto; o sí, y el fuego la hará olvidar.
—¿Para qué molestarse? Nadie le creería. Sería solo otra chalada de internet —dijo Jamison sin despegar la mirada del ordenador que tenía en el regazo, tan absorto en él como Austin en sus armas. Era de piel muy oscura y delgado, en contraste con la blancura resplandeciente de Max y la corpulencia de Austin, y entre el equipo de su regazo y la tecnología de su brazo, el hombre era prácticamente mitad ordenador.
—O sea, ¿como tú? —dijo Austin, provocando al más joven.
—No me obligues a cambiarte la contraseña de Netflix —le soltó Jamison, y luego hizo un gesto pidiendo silencio—. Nos estamos acercando al origen de la señal. Baja la velocidad, Max.
Max gruñó en señal de confirmación. Conducía lo que Damian llamaba «el autobús de excursión». Era un todoterreno fuertemente blindado, reforzado con placas de metal, cristales antibalas, bajos resistentes a explosiones y, más importante aún, protegido personalmente con conjuros por la bruja más poderosa de este lado del Pacífico. Damian sabía dónde estaban por el olor: el agua salada y los vapores de gasolina y aceite solo podían proceder del familiar miasma de los muelles. Y estaban allí porque en algún lugar cercano había una criatura sobrenatural que necesitaban matar.
Dragon Called · verbatim survivors: 9 of 172 sentences
Italian
All chunks GREEN. Italian kept its pronoun and the return got he/she right where Spanish stumbled.
She pulled out a pen and paper and wrote everything down, asking appropriate questions at appropriate times, but she couldn’t shake the feeling that she was being partially shouted at and definitely judged. When he was through, she held up a hand. “Three things.”
“Go,” he allowed her.
“The cat?” She couldn’t help but ask.
The driver answered her. “He’s practically a family member. Presence nonnegotiable. Next?”
“Okay, then.” *Weird-ass rich people. *Andi shrugged and looked back at the patient. “So, why is he here? Why not a hospital?”
“In the city?” Mr. Midwest was incredulous.
“Yeah. Why not? There’re good hospitals there.”
“Hospitals aren’t safe,” Mr. Midwest stated—like that was a known fact.
Andi bit her lips, hard, to not say anything about his bizarre opinions. “All right, then,” she went on. “Third is, who are you? Medically, I mean.”
“His name’s Austin; he used to be a paramedic,” Mr. No-Name said for the man.
“And in the Marines,” Austin added.
She stuck her hand out, so Austin would have to shake it. “I’m Andi.”
“Ah. An Andi, not Andy,” Austin said, with slightly different emphasis, giving Mr. No-Name a glare.
“It’s not my fault your assumptions were sexist,” Mr. No-Name said, a slight grin flickering at the corner of his mouth. He looked meaningfully at his watch again, and Austin disappeared down a hall. “So. Eight hours?” Mr. No-Name asked her.
From Austin’s report, this patient mostly sounded like a wait-and-see. He was injured and unconscious, but there was no real reason he hadn’t woken up yet—other than possible brain damage. Which, yeah, made this whole level of secrecy, perhaps understandable? If you were the head of a household worth a fortune and someone got injured on your watch, you might need to keep their issues under wraps. She glanced at the patient’s vitals on the monitor, the level of urine in the foley, and the slowly draining chest tube. She could keep almost anyone alive for eight hours—at the hospital. But what would happen here if things went poorly? This situation was bizarre, and even though they were paying her a ton, she still had her license to think of. She glanced up and found Mr. No-Name watching her shamelessly—so shamelessly, she flushed.
Austin reappeared, pushing a crash cart before she could stutter out any words. “You know what to do with this?”
“Of course.” The presence of a crash cart allayed only some of her fears. “But…I’m not a doctor.”
“If he needs a doctor, just call me, and I’ll get one. My number’s preprogrammed.” Mr. No-Name handed her a phone as Austin went on.
“And who should I ask for?” she asked, trying not to sound curious in the least.
Mr. No-Name let out a snort as if to say, *nice try. *“I’ll know it’s you.”
Austin interrupted. “There’s more oxygen tanks against the wall. Just keep him comfortable until we get back.”
Andi looked between them. None of this made sense—not the cat, not this job, not this house, and definitely not these two extremely handsome, yet extremely odd men. “Where are you going anyhow?”
Mr. No-Name shook his head at her question. “Out. But we’ll return by dawn, and I promise you’ll be on the first bus back to the city. Okay?”
Mr. No-Name’s gaze pressed her, as Austin loomed.
She inhaled—to tell them how insane all this was and back out—but then she reminded herself that the only thing that needed to make sense was the fact that one night here would equal a month of her normal paycheck. She glanced at the patient and did her best to ping out with her inherent nurse-radar, honed by months of taking too many shifts, taking in his color, and the numbers on the screen. He was the most normal thing here, hands down. “Yeah, okay,” she said, deciding. She pulled out the phone she’d been given and waved it at Mr. No-Name. “I’ll call if anything happens; otherwise, I’ll see you in eight.”
“Good,” Mr. No-Name said and smiled at her—fully—for the first time all night. The sensation of his pleased attention on her was almost as bad as whatever had happened to her on the road here. She wanted to run away, but she found she couldn’t. She was struck—pierced—like she was a deer in headlights. He was just too much.
Then the cat leapt off the bed and wound around Mr. No-Name’s legs. He glanced down, and the moment was over. The spotlight had moved on. She sagged, caught herself, and hoped he hadn’t seen it. It didn’t seem like he had as he knelt down to knuckle the cat’s head softly.
The cat meowed at him, repeatedly, as if it had strong opinions, and Mr. No-Name gave it a dour look. “No, she didn’t bring anything for you,” he told the cat, and then looked back to her. “If you hear any sounds in the house, just ignore them. It’s an old house; it creaks a lot.” Austin coughed from the door, and Mr. No-Name headed toward him. Her audience was over. The men left, and the cat followed them.
Andi relaxed, then became embarrassed by how she’d felt. What was she, some kind of schoolgirl? *You know better!* Whoever she’d been in the moment he’d looked at her—stupidly happy, foolishly hopeful, and just a teensy bit terrified—it wasn’t the real her.
The real Andi was a nurse who knew what to do—every time, all of the time.
She went to the bed, unlooped her stethoscope from her neck, and started to assess her patient.
“What’d Grim say?” Austin asked Damian on their way to the garage.
“That she’s too small to be of any use.” In reality, Grimalkin had asked if Andi had brought him any cheese, the bluer, the better—because the house was out. Luckily, Damian was the only one who could understand the hugely powerful multidimensional guardian he’d been assigned at birth, so no one else knew how easily a gift of cheese would distract him.
"For once, the cat and I agree. If my brother wakes up–"
“I know,” Damian said, shutting down further conversation. If Zach woke up while they were gone—a big *if*—then hopefully he and the nurse could have an intelligent conversation, after which she’d take off his restraints. He’d be confused about what had happened, but he’d be smart enough to realize she was an outsider.
He got into the armored SUV, waiting with some of the rest of his crew. It was just him and the guys tonight. Max was driving, Jamison had his eyes on his electronics, and he sat close to Austin who was busy wiping down the barrel of something black and shiny.
He sank back into his seat, thinking about the nurse.
*She smelled good*, his dragon commented*.* * *
*Shush,* he told his dragon—but it was right*.*
Oil, plastics, but more overwhelmingly, the aroma of iron, surrounded him. Humans had so much iron in their blood; it was a wonder to him that they weren’t magnetic. Living in human society, he had gotten used to the metallic scent, but for some reason, tonight it seemed more pungent than usual.
It was all because of her.
When she had gotten into the car, the gaseous stink of the bus she had been on and the medicinal chemical scents that were a hallmark of her occupation clung to her coat. Those were expected.
But underlying all that was her own subtle scent, undetectable to most humans, and yet abruptly mouthwatering all the same.
Apples and caramel, yes, that’s what it reminded him of—and saltwater.
How strange.
He swiped through his emails, opening the unread files Mills had sent over. Top of her class in community college and then nursing school. But she’d suffered student loans, a staggeringly high amount of debt owed to a hospital which looked like medical bills for a relative before it got wiped—presumably by that relative’s death—and a brother who apparently couldn’t resist taking rides in cop cars. Which made her perfect for his purposes: hungry enough to be looking for cash, smart enough to keep Zach alive, and hopefully, smart enough to not ask many more questions.* *There was always the Forgetting Fire if she got too curious. He reached the end of her background check and found she lived in a gentrifying part of town in an apartment above a Greek bakery. That explained her scent. Her apartment probably smelled entirely of baked goods.
Mystery solved, Damian put the phone back into his pocket. But his mind went right back to her. *Andi.* What an odd name for a girl. He had the strangest urge to say it out loud, irrationally, to see if the sound tasted as good as she smelled. And that interesting streak of blue that he’d glimpsed a flash of before she’d wound her dark hair up—something about the act of her hiding it made him want to unwind and expose it again, to possibly feel the wrap of it around his hand.
* *“Why’d you warn her about the house?” Austin asked Damian, distracting him from his thoughts.
“Because Grimalkin doesn’t like strangers.”
“He doesn’t like anyone,” Austin countered.
“He’s keeping an eye on Zach, isn’t he?” Max said from the driver’s seat, defending Damian’s guardian’s integrity. Damian knew his cat and his old weapons master got along—they had to; they were the only two things that’d come from the Realms with him, albeit at different times. The battle armor Max had on made the whiteness of his skin around it even more shocking, and Damian knew if he had his hat off, all his hair would be ghostly pale. He’d had an albino’s pale eyes, too, before he’d lost them in a fight with another bear-shifter. Mills had replaced them with something magical hidden by goggles, turning him into the perfect bearer of Damian’s Forgetting Fire, since its powers no longer seemed to work on him. And whatever kind of eyes he had now, he could snipe an Unearthly creature down at eight hundred yards.
“Grimalkin’s probably hoping that he’ll die,” Austin said darkly.
Max broke into a toothy grin. “Nah, if Grimalkin wanted either of you dead, you’d be dead already, puppy.”
Austin snorted at him. “Better to be a wolf who’s a fighter than a bear who’s a chimney sweep,” Austin muttered, before addressing Damian again. “Was she sensitive enough for the perimeter to bother her?”
“Definitely.”
Austin grunted. “How’d she do?”
“Admirably, considering she didn’t know she was being magically attacked.” There were several concentric security rings around his mansion, some magical, some not. He’d both seen and tasted her panic as they’d driven over one of them—the one Austin had been supposed to turn off. He’d seen other men throw themselves out of moving cars in fear and not know why to crawl crying back downhill. While she’d been scared, Andi hadn’t run. Another interesting point.
“Do you think she bought it?” Austin asked, pretending to put a driver’s hat on.
Damian knew he meant the subterfuge of him pretending to be a driver in his own employ. He’d wanted to meet the person taking care of Zach, to get a feel for her—he hadn’t expected for him to wind up being so intrigued.
“Doesn’t matter,” he answered. “Either she doesn’t figure it out, fine; or she does, and the fire will make her forget.”
“Why bother? No one would believe her. She’d just be another internet crackpot,” Jamison said while staring intently at the computer on his lap, as immersed in it as Austin was his weapons. He was very dark-skinned and lean in opposition to Max’s bright whiteness and Austin’s bulk, and between the hardware on his lap and the hardware of his arm that they’d replaced with tech, the man was practically half-computer.
“You mean, like you?” Austin said, goading the younger man.
“Don’t make me change your Netflix password,” Jamison snarked, then waved his hand for silence. “We’re approaching the source of the signal. Slow down, Max.”
Max grunted an acknowledgement. He was driving what Damian called “the tour bus.” It was a heavily armored SUV, fortified with metal shielding, bulletproof glass, blast-resistant undercarriage, and, more importantly, personally warded by the most powerful witch on this side of the Pacific. Damian knew where they were by scent—the saltwater, gas, and oil fumes could only be from the familiar miasma of the docks—and they were here because somewhere nearby there was an Unearthly creature they needed to kill.
She pulled out a pen and paper and wrote everything down, asking the right questions at the right moments, but she couldn't shake the feeling that they were partly yelling at her and definitely judging her. When he finished, she held up a hand. "Three things."
"Go ahead," he allowed.
"The cat?" She couldn't help asking.
The chauffeur answered for him. "He's practically a member of the family. His presence is non-negotiable. What else?"
"Fine, then." *Rich fucking people.* Andi shrugged and looked at the patient again. "So why is he here? Why not in a hospital?"
"In the city?" Mr. Midwest was incredulous.
"Yeah. Why not? There are good hospitals there."
"Hospitals aren't safe," Mr. Midwest declared, like it was common knowledge.
Andi bit down hard on her lips to keep from saying anything about his absurd opinions. "Fine, then," she continued. "Third thing is: who are you? In a medical sense, I mean."
"His name is Austin; he used to be a paramedic," Mr. No-Name said in his place.
"And I was in the Marines," Austin added.
She stuck out her hand so Austin would be forced to shake it. "I'm Andi."
"Ah. An Andi, not an Andy," Austin said, with a slightly different emphasis, shooting a dirty look at Mr. No-Name.
"It's not my fault your assumptions were sexist," Mr. No-Name said, the ghost of a smile flickering at the corner of his mouth. He glanced pointedly at his watch again, and Austin disappeared down a corridor. "So. Eight hours?" he asked her.
From Austin's account, the patient seemed mostly like a wait-and-see case. He was injured and unconscious, but there was no real reason he hadn't woken up yet, aside from possible brain damage. Which, yes, maybe made this level of secrecy understandable. If you were the head of a huge family fortune and someone got hurt under your watch, you might need to keep the whole thing quiet. She glanced at the patient's vitals on the monitor, the amount of urine in the Foley catheter, and the chest drain slowly filling. She could keep almost anyone alive for eight hours in a hospital. But here, if things went wrong, what would happen? The situation was absurd, and even though they were paying her a ton, she still had to think about her license. She looked up and found Mr. No-Name watching her without the slightest shame, so openly that she blushed.
Austin reappeared, pushing an emergency cart, before she could stammer out anything. "Do you know how to use it?"
"Of course." The presence of an emergency cart only partly eased her fears. "But… I'm not a doctor."
"If he needs a doctor, call me and I'll get one here. My number's already saved." Mr. No-Name handed her a phone while Austin continued.
"And who do I ask for?" she asked, trying not to sound the least bit curious.
Mr. No-Name let out a huff that said: *nice try*. "I'll know it's you."
Austin cut in. "There are extra oxygen tanks against the wall. Keep him as comfortable as you can until we get back."
Andi looked at both of them. None of this made sense—not the cat, not this job, not this house, and definitely not these two extremely handsome, extremely strange men. "And where are you going, anyway?"
Mr. No-Name shook his head at her question. "Out. But we'll be back by dawn, and I promise you'll catch the first bus into the city. Okay?"
Mr. No-Name's gaze bore down on her while Austin hovered beside him.
She drew a breath, ready to tell him how insane all of this was and back out, but then she remembered that the only thing that needed to make sense was that one night here equaled a month of her regular salary. She glanced at the patient and did her best to read him with her nurse's radar, honed by months of too many shifts, taking in his color and the numbers on the screen. He was by far the most normal thing in the room. "Yeah, okay," she said, making up her mind. She pulled out the phone they'd given her and waved it at Mr. No-Name. "I'll call you if something happens; otherwise, see you in eight hours."
"Good," Mr. No-Name said, and smiled at her openly for the first time all evening. The feel of his pleased attention on her was almost as terrible as what had happened to her on the road getting there. She wanted to run, but she realized she couldn't. She'd been hit, pierced through, like a doe caught in headlights. It was simply too much.
Then the cat jumped off the bed and wound around Mr. No-Name's legs. He looked down, and the moment broke. The spotlight had shifted. She buckled, caught herself instantly, and hoped he hadn't noticed. He didn't seem to have, because he knelt and brushed the cat's head gently with his knuckles.
The cat meowed at him repeatedly, as if it had very strong opinions, and Mr. No-Name gave it a dark look. "No, she didn't bring you anything," he told the cat, then turned to her. "If you hear noises in the house, just ignore them. It's an old house; it creaks a lot." Austin cleared his throat from the doorway, and Mr. No-Name headed toward him. Her audience was over. The two men left, and the cat followed them.
Andi relaxed, then felt embarrassed about how she'd felt. What was she, some kind of schoolgirl? *You know better than that.* Whoever she'd been in the moment he'd looked at her—stupidly happy, foolishly hopeful, and just a little bit terrified—wasn't the real her.
The real Andi was a nurse who always knew what to do—every time, every moment.
She went to the bed, pulled the stethoscope from around her neck, and began assessing the patient.
"What did Grim say?" Austin asked Damian as they headed toward the garage.
"That she's too small to be of any use." In reality, Grimalkin had asked whether Andi had brought him any cheese—the moldier the better—because the house was out. Fortunately, Damian was the only one who could understand the supremely powerful multidimensional guardian assigned to him at birth, so no one else knew how easily a cheese offering could distract him.
"For once, me and the cat agree. If my brother wakes up…"
"I know," Damian said, cutting off any further discussion. If Zach woke up while they were gone—a very big *if*—then, hopefully, he and the nurse could have a reasonable conversation, after which she'd remove his restraints. He'd be confused about what had happened, but alert enough to understand she was a stranger.
He climbed into the armored SUV, where some of the rest of the team were waiting. Tonight it was just him and the guys. Max was driving, Jamison had his eyes glued to his electronic instruments, and he sat down next to Austin, who was busy cleaning the barrel of something black and gleaming.
He leaned back against the seat, thinking about the nurse.
*She smelled good,* his dragon commented.
*Shut up,* he told his dragon—but it was right.
Oil, plastic, but above all the smell of iron surrounded him. Humans had so much iron in their blood it was almost a miracle they weren't magnetic. Living in human society, he'd gotten used to that metallic smell, but for some reason tonight it seemed sharper than usual.
That was her fault.
When she'd gotten into the car, the stink of exhaust from the bus she'd ridden and the chemical, medicinal odors—the hallmark of her profession—had clung to her coat. Those were predictable.
But underneath all of it was her scent, faint, imperceptible to most humans, and yet suddenly enough to make his mouth water.
Apples and caramel, yes, that was what it reminded him of—and salt water.
How strange.
He scrolled through his emails, opening the unread files Mills had sent him. Top of her class at both community college and nursing school. But she carried student loans, a staggering amount of debt to a hospital that appeared to be medical expenses for a family member before being written off—presumably when that relative died—and a brother who, apparently, couldn't resist the temptation of getting carted around in police cars. Which made her perfect for his purposes: desperate enough to go hunting for money, smart enough to keep Zach alive, and, hopefully, smart enough not to ask too many other questions. There was always the Fire of Oblivion if she got too curious. At the end of the background check, he found out she lived in a gentrifying part of the city, in an apartment above a Greek bakery. That explained her scent. Her apartment probably smelled entirely of baked goods.
Mystery solved, Damian slipped the phone back into his pocket. But his mind drifted right back to her. *Andi.* What a strange name for a girl. He felt the oddest urge to say it out loud, irrationally, just to see if the sound was as good as her scent. And that curious blue streak he'd caught a glimpse of before she'd pulled her dark hair up—there was something about the way she'd hidden it that made him want to undo it all and put it back on display, maybe feel it wind around his hand.
"Why'd you warn her about the house?" Austin asked Damian, pulling him from his thoughts.
"Because Grimalkin doesn't like strangers."
"He doesn't like anyone," Austin shot back.
"He's keeping an eye on Zach, isn't he?" Max said from the driver's seat, defending the integrity of Damian's guardian. Damian knew his cat and his old weapons master got along—they had to; they were the only two things that had come from the Realms with him, though at different times. The battle armor Max wore made the whiteness of his exposed skin even more striking, and Damian knew that if he took off his hat, his hair would be a ghostly pale blond. Before losing them in a fight with another bear shifter, he'd had the pale eyes of an albino too. Mills had replaced them with something magical, hidden behind protective goggles, making him the perfect bearer of Damian's Fire of Oblivion, since Damian's power no longer seemed to work on him. And whatever kind of eyes he had now, he could take down an Otherworldly creature with a rifle shot at eight hundred meters.
"Grimalkin probably hopes he dies," Austin said darkly.
Max flashed a toothy grin. "Nah, if Grimalkin wanted either of you two dead, you'd already be dead, pup."
Austin snorted. "Better to be a wolf who fights than a bear who sweeps chimneys," he muttered, then turned back to Damian. "Was she sensitive enough to be bothered by the perimeter?"
"Definitely."
Austin grunted. "How'd she handle it?"
"Admirably, considering she had no idea she was under magical attack." There were several concentric security rings around his estate, some magical, some not. He'd watched—almost tasted—her panic as they passed through one of them, the one Austin should have deactivated. He'd seen other men throw themselves out of moving cars in terror and, without knowing why, crawl back down the hill in tears. She'd been frightened, but she hadn't run. Another interesting point.
"Think she bought it?" Austin asked, miming putting on a chauffeur's cap.
Damian knew he was referring to the charade of pretending to be his own employee. He'd wanted to meet the person who'd be taking care of Zach, get a read on her—he hadn't expected to find himself this intrigued.
"Doesn't matter," he replied. "Either she doesn't figure it out, great; or she does, and the fire will make her forget."
"Why go to the trouble? Nobody would believe her. She'd just be another internet nut," Jamison said, staring intently at the computer on his lap, as absorbed in that as Austin was in his weapons. His skin was very dark and he was lean, in contrast to Max's dazzling pallor and Austin's bulk, and between the hardware on his lap and the tech that had replaced his arm, the man was practically half computer.
"You mean, like you?" Austin said, needling the younger man.
"Don't make me change your Netflix password," Jamison fired back, then held up a hand for silence. "We're closing in on the signal source. Slow down, Max."
Max grunted in acknowledgment. He was driving what Damian called "the bus." It was a heavily armored SUV, reinforced with metal shielding, bulletproof glass, a blast-resistant undercarriage, and—most importantly—personally warded by the most powerful witch on this side of the Pacific. Damian knew where they were by the smell—the salt water and the fumes of gasoline and oil could only come from the familiar miasma of the docks—and they were there because somewhere nearby was an Otherworldly creature they had to kill.
See the Italian edition (the middle of the wormhole)
Ha tirato fuori penna e carta e ha annotato tutto, facendo le domande giuste al momento giusto, ma non riusciva a scrollarsi di dosso la sensazione che le stessero in parte urlando contro e che di sicuro la stessero giudicando. Quando lui ha finito, ha alzato una mano. «Tre cose.»
«Dimmi,» le ha concesso.
«Il gatto?» Non ha potuto fare a meno di chiedere.
L'autista le ha risposto. «È praticamente un membro della famiglia. La sua presenza non è negoziabile. Cos'altro?»
«Va bene, allora.» *Ricconi del cazzo.* Andi ha fatto spallucce e ha guardato di nuovo il paziente. «Quindi perché è qui? Perché non in ospedale?»
«In città?» Mr. Midwest era incredulo.
«Sì. Perché no? Ci sono buoni ospedali, lì.»
«Gli ospedali non sono sicuri,» ha dichiarato Mr. Midwest, come se fosse una cosa risaputa.
Andi si è morsa forte le labbra per non dire niente sulle sue opinioni assurde. «Va bene, allora,» ha proseguito. «La terza cosa è: tu chi sei? In senso medico, intendo.»
«Si chiama Austin; prima faceva il paramedico,» ha detto Mr. No-Name al posto suo.
«Ed ero anche nei Marines,» ha aggiunto Austin.
Ha teso la mano, così Austin sarebbe stato costretto a stringergliela. «Io sono Andi.»
«Ah. Un'Andi, non un Andy,» ha detto Austin, con un'enfasi leggermente diversa, lanciando un'occhiataccia a Mr. No-Name.
«Non è colpa mia se le tue supposizioni erano sessiste,» ha detto Mr. No-Name, con un accenno di sorriso che gli guizzava all'angolo della bocca. Ha guardato di nuovo l'orologio in modo eloquente, e Austin è sparito lungo un corridoio. «Allora. Otto ore?» le ha chiesto Mr. No-Name.
Dal resoconto di Austin, quel paziente sembrava soprattutto un caso da monitorare e vedere come andava. Era ferito e incosciente, ma non c'era un vero motivo per cui non si fosse ancora svegliato, a parte un possibile danno cerebrale. Il che, sì, rendeva forse comprensibile tutto quel livello di segretezza. Se eri il capofamiglia di un patrimonio enorme e qualcuno si faceva male sotto la tua responsabilità, potevi aver bisogno di tenere la faccenda nascosta. Ha dato un'occhiata ai parametri vitali del paziente sul monitor, alla quantità di urina nel catetere di Foley e al drenaggio toracico che si svuotava lentamente. Poteva tenere in vita quasi chiunque per otto ore, in ospedale. Ma lì, se le cose fossero andate male, che cosa sarebbe successo? La situazione era assurda e, anche se la pagavano un sacco, doveva comunque pensare alla sua abilitazione. Ha alzato lo sguardo e ha trovato Mr. No-Name che la guardava senza il minimo pudore, così spudoratamente che è arrossita.
Austin è ricomparso, spingendo un carrello d'emergenza, prima che lei riuscisse a balbettare qualcosa. «Sai come si usa?»
«Certo.» La presenza di un carrello per le emergenze placava solo in parte le sue paure. «Ma… non sono un medico.»
«Se ha bisogno di un medico, chiama me e io ne farò arrivare uno. Il mio numero è già memorizzato.» Mr. No-Name le ha passato un telefono mentre Austin proseguiva.
«E chi devo chiedere?» ha domandato, cercando di non sembrare minimamente curiosa.
Mr. No-Name ha emesso uno sbuffo, come a dire: *bel tentativo*. «Capirò che sei tu.»
Austin è intervenuto. «Ci sono altre bombole d'ossigeno contro la parete. Tienilo il più possibile comodo finché non torniamo.»
Andi li ha guardati entrambi. Niente di tutto questo aveva senso — non il gatto, non questo lavoro, non questa casa, e sicuramente non questi due uomini estremamente belli, ma estremamente strani. «E voi dove andate, comunque?»
Mr. No-Name ha scosso la testa alla sua domanda. «Fuori. Ma saremo di ritorno per l'alba, e ti prometto che prenderai il primo autobus per la città. Va bene?»
Lo sguardo di Mr. No-Name la incalzava, mentre Austin incombeva lì accanto.
Ha inspirato, per dirgli quanto fosse folle tutto questo e tirarsi indietro, ma poi si è ricordata che l'unica cosa che doveva avere senso era il fatto che una notte lì equivaleva a un mese del suo stipendio normale. Ha lanciato un'occhiata al paziente e ha fatto del suo meglio per captare qualcosa con il suo radar da infermiera, affinato da mesi di turni di troppo, osservandone il colorito e i numeri sullo schermo. Era di gran lunga la cosa più normale lì dentro. «Sì, va bene,» ha detto, decidendosi. Ha tirato fuori il telefono che le avevano dato e l'ha agitato verso Mr. No-Name. «Ti chiamo se succede qualcosa; altrimenti, ci vediamo tra otto ore.»
«Bene,» ha detto Mr. No-Name, e le ha sorriso apertamente, per la prima volta in tutta la sera. La sensazione della sua attenzione compiaciuta addosso era quasi terribile quanto quello che le era successo sulla strada per arrivare lì. Voleva scappare, ma si è accorta di non riuscirci. Era rimasta colpita, trafitta, come una cerva abbagliata dai fari. Era semplicemente troppo.
Poi il gatto è saltato giù dal letto e si è strusciato attorno alle gambe di Mr. No-Name. Lui ha abbassato lo sguardo e il momento è finito. Il riflettore si era spostato. Lei ha avuto un cedimento, si è ripresa subito e ha sperato che lui non se ne fosse accorto. Non sembrava averlo fatto, perché si è inginocchiato e ha sfiorato piano la testa del gatto con le nocche.
Il gatto gli ha miagolato contro, ripetutamente, come se avesse opinioni molto precise, e Mr. No-Name gli ha rivolto uno sguardo cupo. «No, non ti ha portato niente,» ha detto al gatto, poi si è voltato verso di lei. «Se senti dei rumori in casa, ignorali e basta. È una casa vecchia; scricchiola molto.» Austin ha tossicchiato dalla porta e Mr. No-Name si è diretto verso di lui. Il suo pubblico era finito. I due uomini se ne sono andati e il gatto li ha seguiti.
Andi si è rilassata, poi si è sentita in imbarazzo per come si era sentita. Cos'era, una specie di ragazzina? *Tu lo sai meglio di così.* Chiunque fosse stata nel momento in cui lui l'aveva guardata — stupidamente felice, scioccamente piena di speranza e appena un po' terrorizzata — non era la vera lei.
La vera Andi era un'infermiera che sapeva sempre cosa fare — ogni volta, in ogni momento.
È andata al letto, si è sfilata lo stetoscopio dal collo e ha cominciato a valutare il paziente.
«Cos'ha detto Grim?» ha chiesto Austin a Damian mentre si dirigevano verso il garage.
«Che è troppo piccola per essere di qualche utilità.» In realtà, Grimalkin aveva chiesto se Andi gli avesse portato del formaggio, più era erborinato meglio era — perché in casa era finito. Per fortuna Damian era l'unico a capire il potentissimo guardiano multidimensionale che gli era stato assegnato alla nascita, quindi nessun altro sapeva quanto facilmente un regalo di formaggio potesse distrarlo.
«Per una volta, io e il gatto siamo d'accordo. Se mio fratello si sveglia…»
«Lo so,» ha detto Damian, troncando sul nascere ogni altra discussione. Se Zach si fosse svegliato mentre erano via — un gran bel *se* — allora, si sperava, lui e l'infermiera avrebbero potuto fare una conversazione intelligente, dopo la quale lei gli avrebbe tolto le contenzioni. Sarebbe stato confuso per quello che era successo, ma abbastanza sveglio da capire che lei era un'estranea.
È salito sul SUV blindato, dove lo aspettavano alcuni degli altri della squadra. Quella sera c'erano solo lui e i ragazzi. Max guidava, Jamison aveva gli occhi puntati sulla sua strumentazione elettronica, e lui si è seduto vicino ad Austin, impegnato a pulire la canna di qualcosa di nero e lucido.
Si è abbandonato contro lo schienale, pensando all'infermiera.
*Aveva un buon odore,* ha commentato il suo drago.
*Zitto,* ha detto al suo drago — ma aveva ragione.
Olio, plastica, ma soprattutto l'odore del ferro lo circondava. Gli umani avevano così tanto ferro nel sangue che era quasi un miracolo non fossero magnetici. Vivendo nella società umana si era abituato a quell'odore metallico, ma per qualche ragione quella sera gli sembrava più pungente del solito.
Era tutta colpa sua.
Quando era salita in macchina, la puzza di gas dell'autobus su cui aveva viaggiato e gli odori chimici, medicinali, marchio distintivo del suo mestiere, le si aggrappavano al cappotto. Quelli erano prevedibili.
Ma sotto tutto questo c'era il suo odore, sottile, impercettibile per la maggior parte degli umani, eppure all'improvviso capace di fargli venire l'acquolina in bocca.
Mele e caramello, sì, era quello che gli ricordava — e acqua salata.
Che strano.
Ha scorso le email, aprendo i file non letti che Mills gli aveva mandato. Prima della classe sia al college comunitario che alla scuola per infermieri. Ma si portava dietro prestiti studenteschi, una quantità sbalorditiva di debiti con un ospedale che sembravano spese mediche per un familiare prima di essere cancellati — presumibilmente alla morte di quel familiare — e un fratello che, a quanto pareva, non sapeva resistere alla tentazione di farsi portare in giro sulle auto della polizia. Il che la rendeva perfetta per i suoi scopi: abbastanza disperata da andare a caccia di soldi, abbastanza intelligente da tenere Zach in vita e, si sperava, abbastanza intelligente da non fare troppe altre domande. C'era sempre il Fuoco dell'Oblio se fosse diventata troppo curiosa. Arrivato in fondo al controllo dei precedenti, ha scoperto che viveva in una zona della città in via di gentrificazione, in un appartamento sopra una panetteria greca. Questo spiegava il suo odore. Il suo appartamento probabilmente sapeva tutto di prodotti da forno.
Mistero risolto, Damian ha rimesso il telefono in tasca. Ma la sua mente è tornata subito a lei. *Andi.* Che nome strano per una ragazza. Sentiva l'impulso stranissimo di pronunciarlo ad alta voce, irrazionalmente, per vedere se il suono fosse buono quanto il suo odore. E quella curiosa ciocca blu di cui aveva colto un lampo prima che lei si raccogliesse i capelli scuri — c'era qualcosa, nel gesto di nasconderla, che gli faceva venire voglia di scioglierli e metterla di nuovo in mostra, magari di sentirne l'avvolgersi intorno alla sua mano.
«Perché l'hai avvisata della casa?» ha chiesto Austin a Damian, distraendolo dai suoi pensieri.
«Perché a Grimalkin non piacciono gli estranei.»
«Non gli piace nessuno,» ha ribattuto Austin.
«Sta tenendo d'occhio Zach, no?» ha detto Max dal posto di guida, difendendo l'integrità del guardiano di Damian. Damian sapeva che il suo gatto e il suo vecchio maestro d'armi andavano d'accordo — dovevano per forza; erano le uniche due cose che fossero venute dai Reami con lui, anche se in momenti diversi. L'armatura da battaglia che Max indossava rendeva il candore della pelle scoperta ancora più impressionante, e Damian sapeva che, se si fosse tolto il cappello, i suoi capelli sarebbero stati di un pallore spettrale. Prima di perderli in uno scontro con un altro mutaforma orso, aveva avuto anche lui i chiari occhi di un albino. Mills li aveva sostituiti con qualcosa di magico, nascosto dietro gli occhiali protettivi, trasformandolo nel portatore perfetto del Fuoco dell'Oblio di Damian, dato che il suo potere non sembrava più funzionare su di lui. E qualunque tipo di occhi avesse adesso, poteva abbattere a colpo di fucile una creatura Ultraterrena a ottocento metri.
«Grimalkin probabilmente spera che muoia,» ha detto Austin con tono cupo.
Max ha sfoggiato un ghigno pieno di denti. «Macché, se Grimalkin volesse morto uno di voi due, sareste già morti, cucciolo.»
Austin ha sbuffato. «Meglio essere un lupo che combatte che un orso spazzacamino,» ha borbottato, prima di rivolgersi di nuovo a Damian. «Era abbastanza sensibile da farsi dare fastidio dal perimetro?»
«Decisamente.»
Austin ha grugnito. «Come se l'è cavata?»
«Ammirevolmente, considerando che non sapeva di essere sotto attacco magico.» C'erano diversi anelli di sicurezza concentrici intorno alla sua villa, alcuni magici, altri no. Aveva visto e quasi assaporato il suo panico mentre attraversavano uno di essi — quello che Austin avrebbe dovuto disattivare. Aveva visto altri uomini buttarsi fuori da auto in corsa per la paura e, senza sapere perché, tornare strisciando giù per la collina, in lacrime. Lei si era spaventata, ma non era scappata. Un altro punto interessante.
«Pensi che se la sia bevuta?» ha chiesto Austin, mimando il gesto di mettersi un cappello da autista.
Damian sapeva che si riferiva alla messinscena di lui che fingeva di essere un autista alle proprie dipendenze. Aveva voluto incontrare la persona che si sarebbe presa cura di Zach, farsi un'idea di lei — non si era aspettato di ritrovarsi così incuriosito.
«Non importa,» ha risposto. «O non lo scopre, bene; oppure lo scopre, e il fuoco glielo farà dimenticare.»
«Perché prendersi il disturbo? Nessuno le crederebbe. Sarebbe solo un'altra svitata di internet,» ha detto Jamison fissando intensamente il computer sulle ginocchia, immerso in quello quanto Austin nelle sue armi. Aveva la pelle molto scura ed era magro, in contrasto con il pallore abbagliante di Max e la mole di Austin, e tra l'hardware sulle ginocchia e quello del braccio che gli avevano rimpiazzato con la tecnologia, quell'uomo era praticamente mezzo computer.
«Intendi, come te?» ha detto Austin, provocando il più giovane.
«Non costringermi a cambiarti la password di Netflix,» ha ribattuto Jamison, poi ha fatto un gesto con la mano per imporre silenzio. «Ci stiamo avvicinando alla fonte del segnale. Rallenta, Max.»
Max ha grugnito in segno di conferma. Stava guidando quello che Damian chiamava «il torpedone». Era un SUV pesantemente blindato, rinforzato con schermature metalliche, vetri antiproiettile, sottoscocca resistente alle esplosioni e, cosa ancora più importante, protetto personalmente dagli incantesimi della strega più potente da questa parte del Pacifico. Damian sapeva dov'erano dall'odore — l'acqua salata e i fumi di benzina e olio potevano venire solo dal familiare miasma dei moli — ed erano lì perché da qualche parte nelle vicinanze c'era una creatura Ultraterrena che dovevano uccidere.
Dragon Called · verbatim survivors: 10 of 170 sentences
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All chunks GREEN. Czech verb endings carry gender, so the return KNOWS who finished talking.
She pulled out a pen and paper and wrote everything down, asking appropriate questions at appropriate times, but she couldn’t shake the feeling that she was being partially shouted at and definitely judged. When he was through, she held up a hand. “Three things.”
“Go,” he allowed her.
“The cat?” She couldn’t help but ask.
The driver answered her. “He’s practically a family member. Presence nonnegotiable. Next?”
“Okay, then.” *Weird-ass rich people. *Andi shrugged and looked back at the patient. “So, why is he here? Why not a hospital?”
“In the city?” Mr. Midwest was incredulous.
“Yeah. Why not? There’re good hospitals there.”
“Hospitals aren’t safe,” Mr. Midwest stated—like that was a known fact.
Andi bit her lips, hard, to not say anything about his bizarre opinions. “All right, then,” she went on. “Third is, who are you? Medically, I mean.”
“His name’s Austin; he used to be a paramedic,” Mr. No-Name said for the man.
“And in the Marines,” Austin added.
She stuck her hand out, so Austin would have to shake it. “I’m Andi.”
“Ah. An Andi, not Andy,” Austin said, with slightly different emphasis, giving Mr. No-Name a glare.
“It’s not my fault your assumptions were sexist,” Mr. No-Name said, a slight grin flickering at the corner of his mouth. He looked meaningfully at his watch again, and Austin disappeared down a hall. “So. Eight hours?” Mr. No-Name asked her.
From Austin’s report, this patient mostly sounded like a wait-and-see. He was injured and unconscious, but there was no real reason he hadn’t woken up yet—other than possible brain damage. Which, yeah, made this whole level of secrecy, perhaps understandable? If you were the head of a household worth a fortune and someone got injured on your watch, you might need to keep their issues under wraps. She glanced at the patient’s vitals on the monitor, the level of urine in the foley, and the slowly draining chest tube. She could keep almost anyone alive for eight hours—at the hospital. But what would happen here if things went poorly? This situation was bizarre, and even though they were paying her a ton, she still had her license to think of. She glanced up and found Mr. No-Name watching her shamelessly—so shamelessly, she flushed.
Austin reappeared, pushing a crash cart before she could stutter out any words. “You know what to do with this?”
“Of course.” The presence of a crash cart allayed only some of her fears. “But…I’m not a doctor.”
“If he needs a doctor, just call me, and I’ll get one. My number’s preprogrammed.” Mr. No-Name handed her a phone as Austin went on.
“And who should I ask for?” she asked, trying not to sound curious in the least.
Mr. No-Name let out a snort as if to say, *nice try. *“I’ll know it’s you.”
Austin interrupted. “There’s more oxygen tanks against the wall. Just keep him comfortable until we get back.”
Andi looked between them. None of this made sense—not the cat, not this job, not this house, and definitely not these two extremely handsome, yet extremely odd men. “Where are you going anyhow?”
Mr. No-Name shook his head at her question. “Out. But we’ll return by dawn, and I promise you’ll be on the first bus back to the city. Okay?”
Mr. No-Name’s gaze pressed her, as Austin loomed.
She inhaled—to tell them how insane all this was and back out—but then she reminded herself that the only thing that needed to make sense was the fact that one night here would equal a month of her normal paycheck. She glanced at the patient and did her best to ping out with her inherent nurse-radar, honed by months of taking too many shifts, taking in his color, and the numbers on the screen. He was the most normal thing here, hands down. “Yeah, okay,” she said, deciding. She pulled out the phone she’d been given and waved it at Mr. No-Name. “I’ll call if anything happens; otherwise, I’ll see you in eight.”
“Good,” Mr. No-Name said and smiled at her—fully—for the first time all night. The sensation of his pleased attention on her was almost as bad as whatever had happened to her on the road here. She wanted to run away, but she found she couldn’t. She was struck—pierced—like she was a deer in headlights. He was just too much.
Then the cat leapt off the bed and wound around Mr. No-Name’s legs. He glanced down, and the moment was over. The spotlight had moved on. She sagged, caught herself, and hoped he hadn’t seen it. It didn’t seem like he had as he knelt down to knuckle the cat’s head softly.
The cat meowed at him, repeatedly, as if it had strong opinions, and Mr. No-Name gave it a dour look. “No, she didn’t bring anything for you,” he told the cat, and then looked back to her. “If you hear any sounds in the house, just ignore them. It’s an old house; it creaks a lot.” Austin coughed from the door, and Mr. No-Name headed toward him. Her audience was over. The men left, and the cat followed them.
Andi relaxed, then became embarrassed by how she’d felt. What was she, some kind of schoolgirl? *You know better!* Whoever she’d been in the moment he’d looked at her—stupidly happy, foolishly hopeful, and just a teensy bit terrified—it wasn’t the real her.
The real Andi was a nurse who knew what to do—every time, all of the time.
She went to the bed, unlooped her stethoscope from her neck, and started to assess her patient.
“What’d Grim say?” Austin asked Damian on their way to the garage.
“That she’s too small to be of any use.” In reality, Grimalkin had asked if Andi had brought him any cheese, the bluer, the better—because the house was out. Luckily, Damian was the only one who could understand the hugely powerful multidimensional guardian he’d been assigned at birth, so no one else knew how easily a gift of cheese would distract him.
"For once, the cat and I agree. If my brother wakes up–"
“I know,” Damian said, shutting down further conversation. If Zach woke up while they were gone—a big *if*—then hopefully he and the nurse could have an intelligent conversation, after which she’d take off his restraints. He’d be confused about what had happened, but he’d be smart enough to realize she was an outsider.
He got into the armored SUV, waiting with some of the rest of his crew. It was just him and the guys tonight. Max was driving, Jamison had his eyes on his electronics, and he sat close to Austin who was busy wiping down the barrel of something black and shiny.
He sank back into his seat, thinking about the nurse.
*She smelled good*, his dragon commented*.* * *
*Shush,* he told his dragon—but it was right*.*
Oil, plastics, but more overwhelmingly, the aroma of iron, surrounded him. Humans had so much iron in their blood; it was a wonder to him that they weren’t magnetic. Living in human society, he had gotten used to the metallic scent, but for some reason, tonight it seemed more pungent than usual.
It was all because of her.
When she had gotten into the car, the gaseous stink of the bus she had been on and the medicinal chemical scents that were a hallmark of her occupation clung to her coat. Those were expected.
But underlying all that was her own subtle scent, undetectable to most humans, and yet abruptly mouthwatering all the same.
Apples and caramel, yes, that’s what it reminded him of—and saltwater.
How strange.
He swiped through his emails, opening the unread files Mills had sent over. Top of her class in community college and then nursing school. But she’d suffered student loans, a staggeringly high amount of debt owed to a hospital which looked like medical bills for a relative before it got wiped—presumably by that relative’s death—and a brother who apparently couldn’t resist taking rides in cop cars. Which made her perfect for his purposes: hungry enough to be looking for cash, smart enough to keep Zach alive, and hopefully, smart enough to not ask many more questions.* *There was always the Forgetting Fire if she got too curious. He reached the end of her background check and found she lived in a gentrifying part of town in an apartment above a Greek bakery. That explained her scent. Her apartment probably smelled entirely of baked goods.
Mystery solved, Damian put the phone back into his pocket. But his mind went right back to her. *Andi.* What an odd name for a girl. He had the strangest urge to say it out loud, irrationally, to see if the sound tasted as good as she smelled. And that interesting streak of blue that he’d glimpsed a flash of before she’d wound her dark hair up—something about the act of her hiding it made him want to unwind and expose it again, to possibly feel the wrap of it around his hand.
* *“Why’d you warn her about the house?” Austin asked Damian, distracting him from his thoughts.
“Because Grimalkin doesn’t like strangers.”
“He doesn’t like anyone,” Austin countered.
“He’s keeping an eye on Zach, isn’t he?” Max said from the driver’s seat, defending Damian’s guardian’s integrity. Damian knew his cat and his old weapons master got along—they had to; they were the only two things that’d come from the Realms with him, albeit at different times. The battle armor Max had on made the whiteness of his skin around it even more shocking, and Damian knew if he had his hat off, all his hair would be ghostly pale. He’d had an albino’s pale eyes, too, before he’d lost them in a fight with another bear-shifter. Mills had replaced them with something magical hidden by goggles, turning him into the perfect bearer of Damian’s Forgetting Fire, since its powers no longer seemed to work on him. And whatever kind of eyes he had now, he could snipe an Unearthly creature down at eight hundred yards.
“Grimalkin’s probably hoping that he’ll die,” Austin said darkly.
Max broke into a toothy grin. “Nah, if Grimalkin wanted either of you dead, you’d be dead already, puppy.”
Austin snorted at him. “Better to be a wolf who’s a fighter than a bear who’s a chimney sweep,” Austin muttered, before addressing Damian again. “Was she sensitive enough for the perimeter to bother her?”
“Definitely.”
Austin grunted. “How’d she do?”
“Admirably, considering she didn’t know she was being magically attacked.” There were several concentric security rings around his mansion, some magical, some not. He’d both seen and tasted her panic as they’d driven over one of them—the one Austin had been supposed to turn off. He’d seen other men throw themselves out of moving cars in fear and not know why to crawl crying back downhill. While she’d been scared, Andi hadn’t run. Another interesting point.
“Do you think she bought it?” Austin asked, pretending to put a driver’s hat on.
Damian knew he meant the subterfuge of him pretending to be a driver in his own employ. He’d wanted to meet the person taking care of Zach, to get a feel for her—he hadn’t expected for him to wind up being so intrigued.
“Doesn’t matter,” he answered. “Either she doesn’t figure it out, fine; or she does, and the fire will make her forget.”
“Why bother? No one would believe her. She’d just be another internet crackpot,” Jamison said while staring intently at the computer on his lap, as immersed in it as Austin was his weapons. He was very dark-skinned and lean in opposition to Max’s bright whiteness and Austin’s bulk, and between the hardware on his lap and the hardware of his arm that they’d replaced with tech, the man was practically half-computer.
“You mean, like you?” Austin said, goading the younger man.
“Don’t make me change your Netflix password,” Jamison snarked, then waved his hand for silence. “We’re approaching the source of the signal. Slow down, Max.”
Max grunted an acknowledgement. He was driving what Damian called “the tour bus.” It was a heavily armored SUV, fortified with metal shielding, bulletproof glass, blast-resistant undercarriage, and, more importantly, personally warded by the most powerful witch on this side of the Pacific. Damian knew where they were by scent—the saltwater, gas, and oil fumes could only be from the familiar miasma of the docks—and they were here because somewhere nearby there was an Unearthly creature they needed to kill.
She pulled out a pen and paper and wrote everything down, asking the right questions at the right moments, but she couldn't shake the feeling that the man was half-yelling at her and definitely judging her. When he finished, she raised a hand. "Three things."
"Go ahead," he allowed.
"The cat?" She couldn't help it—she had to ask.
The chauffeur answered for him. "He's practically a member of the family. His presence is not up for discussion. Next?"
"Okay, sure." *Rich people are weird.* Andi shrugged and looked back at the patient. "So why is he here? Why not in a hospital?"
"In the city?" Mr. Midwest looked incredulous.
"Yeah. Why not? There are good hospitals there."
"Hospitals aren't safe," Mr. Midwest declared—as though this were common knowledge.
Andi bit her lip hard to keep herself from commenting on his bizarre views. "All right then," she continued. "And third, who exactly are you? Medically speaking."
"His name is Austin; he used to be a paramedic," Mr. No-Name answered for him.
"And I served in the Marines," Austin added.
She reached out a hand so he'd have to shake it. "I'm Andi."
"Ah. Andi, not Andy," Austin said with a slightly different emphasis, and shot Mr. No-Name a sharp look.
"Can't help it if your assumptions were sexist," Mr. No-Name said, the corner of his mouth twitching with the hint of a smile. He glanced pointedly at his watch again and Austin disappeared down the corridor. "Well? Eight hours?" Mr. No-Name asked her.
From Austin's report, this looked mostly like a wait-and-see situation. The patient was injured and unconscious, but there was no real reason he hadn't woken up yet—aside from possible brain damage. Which did make this level of secrecy at least somewhat understandable. If you were the head of a household worth billions and someone got hurt on your watch, maybe you'd need to keep it quiet too. She checked the patient's vitals on the monitor, the urine output in the Foley catheter, and the slowly draining chest tube. She could keep just about anyone alive for eight hours—in a hospital. But what would happen here if things went sideways? The whole situation was bizarre, and even though they were paying her a fortune, she still had to think about her license. She looked up and found Mr. No-Name watching her shamelessly—so shamelessly that she blushed.
Austin reappeared, pushing a crash cart in front of him before she could stammer out a single word. "Do you know how to use this?"
"Of course." The crash cart's presence eased only some of her concerns. "But… I'm not a doctor."
"If he needs a doctor, just call me and I'll get one somehow. My number's already saved in there." Mr. No-Name handed her the phone.
"And who do I ask for?" she said, trying to sound as un-curious as possible.
Mr. No-Name snorted, as if to say, *Nice try.* "I'll know it's you."
Austin cut in. "There are more oxygen tanks against the wall. Just keep him comfortable until we get back."
Andi looked from one to the other. None of this made sense—not the cat, not this job, not this house, and definitely not these two ridiculously attractive but ridiculously strange men. "And where exactly are you going?"
Mr. No-Name shook his head at her question. "Away. But we'll be back by dawn, and I promise you'll be on the first bus back to the city. Deal?"
Mr. No-Name pressed her with his gaze while Austin loomed over her.
She drew a breath—to tell them how insane all of this was and back out—but then she reminded herself that the only thing that needed to make sense was the fact that one night here equaled a month of her regular pay. She looked at the patient and tried to get a read on him with her innate nursing radar, honed by months of too many shifts; she took in his color and the numbers on the monitor. He was unquestionably the most normal one here. "Yeah, okay," she said, making her decision. She pulled out the phone she'd been given and waved it at Mr. No-Name. "If something happens, I'll call. Otherwise, see you in eight hours."
"Good," Mr. No-Name said, and for the first time all evening, he smiled at her—fully, completely. The feeling of his satisfied attention fixed on her was almost as awful as what had happened to her on the way here. She wanted to run, but found she couldn't. She stood there stunned—skewered—like a deer in headlights. He was simply too much.
Then the cat jumped down from the bed and wound itself around his legs. He dropped his gaze to it, and the moment was gone. The spotlight had moved on. Andi sagged, collected herself, and hoped he hadn't noticed. He didn't seem to have; he knelt down and gently rubbed the cat's head with his knuckles.
The cat meowed at him repeatedly, as though it had very strong opinions on the matter, and Mr. No-Name gave it a stern look. "No, she didn't bring you anything," he told the cat, then looked at Andi again. "If you hear any noises in the house, just ignore them. It's an old house; it creaks a lot." Austin cleared his throat from the doorway and Mr. No-Name headed toward him. Her audience was over. The men left and the cat followed them.
Andi relaxed and then felt embarrassed about how she'd been feeling. What was she, some schoolgirl? *You know better than this!* Whoever she'd been in that moment when he looked at her—stupidly happy, foolishly hopeful, and just a tiny bit terrified—that wasn't who she really was.
The real Andi was a nurse who always knew what to do—every time, in every situation.
She crossed to the bed, lifted the stethoscope from around her neck, and began examining her patient.
"What did Grim say?" Austin asked Damian on the way to the garage.
"That she's too small to be any use." In reality, Grimalkin had asked whether Andi had brought him any cheese—the moldier the better—because the house was out. Fortunately, Damian was the only one who understood the immensely powerful multidimensional guardian assigned to him at birth, so no one else knew how easily a gift of cheese would distract it.
"For once I agree with the cat. If my brother wakes up—"
"I know," Damian said, cutting off further debate. If Zach woke up while they were gone—and that was a big *if*—then hopefully he and the nurse could have a reasonable conversation, after which she'd remove his restraints. He'd be confused about what had happened, but he'd be smart enough to recognize that he was among strangers.
He climbed into the armored SUV where part of his team was already waiting. Tonight it was just him and the guys. Max was driving, Jamison had his eyes fixed on his electronics, and he settled in next to Austin, who was busy wiping down the barrel of something black and gleaming.
He sank into the seat and thought about the nurse.
*She smelled nice,* his dragon remarked.
*Shut up,* he told his dragon—but it was right.
He was surrounded by the scent of oil, plastic, and above all iron. Humans had so much iron in their blood, he was surprised they weren't magnetic. Living among human society, he'd gotten used to the metallic smell, but for some reason tonight it seemed sharper than usual.
It was because of her.
When she'd gotten into the car, her coat had carried the gaseous smell of the bus she'd arrived on, along with the medicinal chemical scents that were the hallmark of her profession. That was to be expected.
But beneath all of it was her own subtle scent, imperceptible to most people, and yet suddenly so strong it made his mouth water.
Apples and caramel, yes, that's what it reminded him of—and salt water.
How strange.
He scrolled through the emails and opened the unread files Mills had sent him. She'd been near the top of her class at community college and then again at nursing school. But she was weighed down by student loans, a staggeringly high debt to the hospital that looked like medical bills for a relative before it was erased—most likely by that relative's death—and a brother who apparently couldn't resist rides in police cars. Which made her perfect for his purposes: desperate enough to chase the money, smart enough to keep Zach alive, and hopefully smart enough not to ask too many more questions. If she got too curious, there was always the Fire of Forgetting. When he reached the end of her background check, he found she lived in a gentrifying part of town in an apartment above a Greek bakery. That explained her scent. Her whole apartment probably smelled like baked goods.
Mystery solved, Damian slid the phone back into his pocket. But his thoughts drifted right back to her. *Andi.* What a strange name for a girl. He had the oddest urge to say it out loud, irrationally, just to see if the sound tasted as good as she smelled. And that interesting blue streak he'd glimpsed earlier before she'd swept her dark hair up—something about the fact that she'd hidden it made him want to let it all down again and uncover it, maybe feel it wind around his hand.
"Why'd you warn her about the house?" Austin asked Damian, pulling him from his thoughts.
"Because Grimalkin doesn't like strangers."
"He doesn't like anyone," Austin countered.
"He watches over Zach, doesn't he?" Max said from the driver's seat, defending the reputation of Damian's guardian. Damian knew his tomcat and his old weapons master got along—they had to; they were the only two beings who'd come with him from the Realms, though at different times. The battle armor Max wore made the whiteness of his skin around it all the more striking, and Damian knew that if he took off his cap, every hair underneath would be ghostly pale. He'd once had the pale eyes of an albino too, before he lost them fighting another bear shifter. Mills had replaced them with something magical, hidden behind protective goggles, making him the perfect wielder of Damian's Fire of Forgetting, since its power apparently no longer worked on him. And whatever his eyes were now, he could shoot an Otherworldly being from eight hundred yards.
"Grimalkin's probably hoping he dies," Austin said darkly.
Max grinned wide. "Nah, if Grimalkin wanted one of you dead, you'd already be dead, pup."
Austin snorted. "Better a wolf who can fight than a bear who plays chimney sweep," he muttered, then turned back to Damian. "Was she sensitive enough for the perimeter to bother her?"
"Definitely."
Austin grunted. "How'd she handle it?"
"Admirably, considering she had no idea she was under magical attack." There were several concentric security rings around his estate, some magical, some not. He'd not only seen but felt her panic when they'd crossed one of them—the one Austin was supposed to have deactivated. He'd seen other men throw themselves from moving cars in terror without knowing why, only to crawl back up the slope afterward in tears. Andi had been afraid, but she hadn't run. Another interesting observation.
"Think she bought it?" Austin asked, miming putting on a chauffeur's cap.
Damian knew he meant the ruse of posing as his own driver. He'd wanted to personally meet the person who'd be caring for Zach, to get a read on her—he hadn't expected her to intrigue him this much.
"Doesn't matter," he replied. "Either she won't figure it out, fine. Or she will, and the fire will make her forget."
"Why even bother? Nobody would believe her. She'd just be another internet crackpot," Jamison said, staring intently at the laptop on his knees, as absorbed in it as Austin was in his weapons. Against Max's blazing whiteness and Austin's bulk, he was very dark and lean, and between the tech on his lap and the arm they'd replaced with technology, the guy was practically half computer.
"You mean like you?" Austin said, needling the younger man.
"Don't make me change your Netflix password," Jamison snapped, waving a hand for quiet. "We're approaching the signal source. Slow down, Max."
Max grunted in agreement. He was driving what Damian called the "tour bus." It was a heavily armored SUV, reinforced with metal shielding, bulletproof glass, a blast-resistant chassis, and, more importantly, personally warded by the most powerful sorceress on this side of the Pacific. Damian could tell by the smell where they were—salt water, gasoline, and oil fumes could only come from the familiar miasma of the docks—and they were here because somewhere nearby was an Otherworldly being they had to kill.
See the Czech edition (the middle of the wormhole)
Vytáhla tužku a papír a všechno si zapsala, kladla vhodné otázky ve vhodnou chvíli, ale nemohla se zbavit pocitu, že na ni ten člověk napůl křičí a rozhodně ji soudí. Když skončil, zvedla ruku. „Tři věci."
„Povídejte," dovolil jí.
„Ta kočka?" Nemohla si pomoct, musela se zeptat.
Řidič jí odpověděl. „Je prakticky člen rodiny. Jeho přítomnost není k diskusi. Další?“
„Dobře, tak jo.“ *Divní boháči.* Andi pokrčila rameny a podívala se zpátky na pacienta. „Tak proč je tady? Proč ne v nemocnici?“
„Ve městě?“ pan Midwest se zatvářil nevěřícně.
„Jo. Proč ne? Jsou tam dobré nemocnice."
„Nemocnice nejsou bezpečné," prohlásil pan Midwest — jako by to byl všeobecně známý fakt.
Andi se tvrdě kousla do rtů, aby nic neříkala o jeho bizarních názorech. „Dobře tedy,“ pokračovala. „A za třetí, kdo vlastně jste? Po zdravotnické stránce.“
„Jmenuje se Austin; dřív dělal záchranáře," odpověděl za něj pan Bezejmenný.
„A sloužil u námořní pěchoty,“ dodal Austin.
Natáhla k němu ruku, aby ji musel potřást. „Já jsem Andi."
„Aha. Andi, ne Andy," řekl Austin s lehce odlišným důrazem a věnoval panu Bezejmennému ostrý pohled.
„Nemůžu za to, že tvoje předpoklady byly sexistické,“ řekl pan Bezejmenný a v koutku úst mu zacukal náznak úsměvu. Znovu se významně podíval na hodinky a Austin zmizel v chodbě. „Tak co. Osm hodin?“ zeptal se jí pan Bezejmenný.
Z Austinova hlášení to vypadalo hlavně na případ typu počkáme a uvidíme. Pacient byl zraněný a v bezvědomí, ale nebyl žádný skutečný důvod, proč se ještě neprobral — kromě možného poškození mozku. Což tedy tuhle míru utajení dělalo aspoň trochu pochopitelnou. Kdybyste byli hlavou domácnosti s majetkem za miliardy a někdo se zranil pod vaším dohledem, možná byste jeho potíže taky potřebovali udržet pod pokličkou. Podívala se na pacientovy životní funkce na monitoru, množství moči ve foleyho katetru a na pomalu odtékající hrudní drén. Udržet naživu skoro kohokoli osm hodin by zvládla — v nemocnici. Ale co by se stalo tady, kdyby se to zvrtlo? Celá tahle situace byla bizarní a i když jí platili hromadu peněz, pořád musela myslet na svou licenci. Vzhlédla a zjistila, že ji pan Bezejmenný bezostyšně pozoruje — tak bezostyšně, až se začervenala.
Austin se znovu objevil a tlačil před sebou resuscitační vozík dřív, než ze sebe stačila vykoktat jediné slovo. „Víte, co s tím?“
„Samozřejmě." Přítomnost resuscitačního vozíku rozptýlila jen některé z jejích obav. „Ale… nejsem doktorka."
„Kdyby potřeboval doktora, prostě mi zavolejte a já nějakého seženu. Moje číslo už je tam uložené.“ Pan Bezejmenný jí podal telefon, zatímco Austin pokračoval.
„A koho se mám ptát?" zeptala se a snažila se znít co nejméně zvědavě.
Pan Bezejmenný si odfrkl, jako by chtěl říct: *Pěkný pokus.* „Poznám, že jste to vy.“
Austin ji přerušil. „U zdi jsou další kyslíkové lahve. Jen ho udržte v pohodlí, než se vrátíme.“
Andi se podívala z jednoho na druhého. Nic z toho nedávalo smysl — ani ta kočka, ani tahle práce, ani tenhle dům, a rozhodně ne tihle dva nesmírně atraktivní, ale nesmírně zvláštní chlapi. „A kam vlastně jedete?"
Pan Bezejmenný zavrtěl hlavou nad její otázkou. „Pryč. Ale vrátíme se do svítání a slibuju, že pojedete prvním autobusem zpátky do města. Platí?“
Pan Bezejmenný ji svým pohledem tlačil, zatímco Austin se nad ní tyčil.
Nadechla se — aby jim řekla, jak šílené to všechno je, a vycouvala z toho — ale pak si připomněla, že jediné, co musí dávat smysl, je fakt, že jedna noc tady se rovná měsíci její obvyklé výplaty. Podívala se na pacienta a pokusila se z něj svým vrozeným sesterským radarem, vybroušeným měsíci přehnaného množství služeb, něco vycítit; vnímala jeho barvu i čísla na monitoru. Jednoznačně byl ze všeho tady ten nejnormálnější. „Jo, dobře,“ řekla a rozhodla se. Vytáhla telefon, který dostala, a zamávala s ním na pana Bezejmenného. „Když se něco stane, zavolám. Jinak se uvidíme za osm hodin.“
„Dobře,“ řekl pan Bezejmenný a poprvé za celý večer se na ni usmál — úplně, naplno. Pocit jeho spokojené pozornosti, upřené na ni, byl skoro stejně hrozný jako to, co se jí přihodilo cestou sem. Chtěla utéct, ale zjistila, že nemůže. Zůstala stát jako zasažená — probodnutá — jako laň ve světlech auta. Bylo ho na ni prostě moc.
Pak kočka seskočila z postele a ovinula se mu kolem nohou. Sklopil k ní pohled a ten okamžik byl pryč. Reflektor se přesunul jinam. Andi ochabla, vzpamatovala se a doufala, že si toho nevšiml. Nezdálo se, že ano; klekl si a jemně kočce promnul hlavu klouby prstů.
Kočka na něj opakovaně mňoukala, jako by na věc měla velmi vyhraněný názor, a pan Bezejmenný se na ni zachmuřeně podíval. „Ne, nic ti nepřinesla,“ řekl kočce a pak se znovu podíval na Andi. „Kdybyste v domě slyšela nějaké zvuky, prostě je ignorujte. Je to starý dům; hodně vrže.“ Austin si od dveří odkašlal a pan Bezejmenný zamířil k němu. Její publikum skončilo. Muži odešli a kočka je následovala.
Andi se uvolnila a pak se zastyděla za to, jak se cítila. Co je zač, nějaká školačka? *Víš přece svoje!* Ať už byla v té chvíli, kdy se na ni podíval, kýmkoli — pitomě šťastná, pošetile plná naděje a jen maličko vyděšená — nebyla to její skutečná podoba.
Skutečná Andi byla zdravotní sestra, která vždycky věděla, co dělat — pokaždé, za všech okolností.
Přešla k posteli, sundala si z krku stetoskop a začala vyšetřovat svého pacienta.
„Co říkal Grim?" zeptal se Austin Damiana cestou do garáže.
„Že je moc malá, než aby k něčemu byla." Ve skutečnosti se Grimalkin zeptal, jestli mu Andi přinesla nějaký sýr, čím plesnivější, tím lepší — protože v domě došel. Naštěstí byl Damian jediný, kdo rozuměl tomu nesmírně mocnému multidimenzionálnímu strážci, kterého mu přidělili při narození, takže nikdo jiný nevěděl, jak snadno by ho dárek v podobě sýra rozptýlil.
„Tentokrát s tou kočkou souhlasím. Jestli se můj bratr probudí —"
„Já vím,“ řekl Damian a zarazil další debatu. Kdyby se Zach probudil, zatímco budou pryč — a to bylo velké *kdyby* — pak by si snad se sestrou dokázali rozumně promluvit, načež by mu sundala pouta. Byl by zmatený z toho, co se stalo, ale byl by dost chytrý na to, aby poznal, že je cizí.
Nastoupil do obrněného SUV, kde už čekala část jeho týmu. Dnes v noci vyráželi jen on a chlapi. Max řídil, Jamison měl oči upřené na svou elektroniku a on si sedl vedle Austina, který se zabýval otíráním hlavně něčeho černého a lesklého.
Zabořil se do sedačky a myslel na tu sestru.
*Hezky voněla,* poznamenal jeho drak.
*Buď zticha,* řekl svému drakovi — ale měl pravdu.
Obklopovala ho vůně oleje, plastů, ale především železa. Lidé měli v krvi tolik železa, až se divil, že nejsou magnetičtí. Při životě v lidské společnosti si na ten kovový pach zvykl, ale z nějakého důvodu se mu dnes večer zdál pronikavější než obvykle.
Mohla za to ona.
Když nastoupila do auta, na kabátě se jí držel plynný zápach autobusu, kterým přijela, a medicinální chemické pachy, které byly poznávacím znakem její profese. To se dalo čekat.
Ale pod tím vším byla její vlastní jemná vůně, pro většinu lidí nepostřehnutelná, a přesto najednou stejně tak, až se mu sbíhaly sliny.
Jablka a karamel, ano, to mu to připomínalo — a slanou vodu.
Jak zvláštní.
Projížděl e-maily a otevřel nepřečtené soubory, které mu poslala Mills. Na komunitní vysoké i potom na zdravotnické škole patřila k nejlepším ve třídě. Jenže ji tížily studentské půjčky, závratně vysoký dluh vůči nemocnici, který vypadal jako účty za lékařskou péči pro nějakého příbuzného, než byl smazán — nejspíš smrtí toho příbuzného — a bratr, který zjevně nedokázal odolat svezení v policejních autech. Proto se pro jeho účely dokonale hodila: dost zoufalá na to, aby sháněla peníze, dost chytrá na to, aby udržela Zacha naživu, a snad i dost chytrá na to, aby už nepokládala o moc víc otázek. Kdyby byla příliš zvědavá, vždycky tu byl Oheň zapomnění. Když došel na konec prověrky její minulosti, zjistil, že bydlí v zušlechťující se části města v bytě nad řeckou pekárnou. To vysvětlovalo její vůni. Její byt nejspíš voněl celý po pečivu.
Záhada vyřešena, Damian si zastrčil telefon zpátky do kapsy. Ale myšlenky se mu okamžitě vrátily k ní. *Andi.* Jaké zvláštní jméno pro dívku. Měl to nejpodivnější nutkání vyslovit ho nahlas, iracionálně, jen aby zjistil, jestli ten zvuk chutná tak dobře, jako ona voněla. A ten zajímavý modrý pramen, který předtím letmo zahlédl, než si vyčesala tmavé vlasy nahoru — něco na tom, že ho schovala, v něm probouzelo touhu znovu je rozpustit a odhalit ho, možná ucítit, jak se mu omotá kolem ruky.
„Proč jsi ji varoval kvůli domu?“ zeptal se Austin Damiana a vytrhl ho z myšlenek.
„Protože Grimalkin nemá rád cizí lidi."
„On nemá rád nikoho," oponoval Austin.
„Dohlíží na Zacha, ne?“ ozval se Max ze sedadla řidiče na obranu pověsti Damianova strážce. Damian věděl, že si jeho kocour a jeho starý mistr zbraní rozumějí — museli; byli to jediné dvě bytosti, které s ním přišly z Říší, byť v různých dobách. Bitevní zbroj, kterou měl Max na sobě, činila bělost jeho kůže kolem ní ještě nápadnější, a Damian věděl, že kdyby sundal čepici, všechny vlasy pod ní by byly přízračně bledé. Předtím míval i bledé oči albína, než o ně přišel v boji s jiným medvědím měňavcem. Mills mu je nahradila něčím magickým, skrytým za ochrannými brýlemi, a proměnila ho tak v dokonalého nositele Damianova Ohně zapomnění, protože jeho moc na něj zřejmě přestala působit. A ať už má teď oči jakékoliv, dokáže odstřelit Nezemskou bytost na osm set yardů.
„Grimalkin asi doufá, že umře," řekl Austin ponuře.
Max se široce zašklebil. „Kdepak, kdyby Grimalkin chtěl jednoho z vás mrtvého, už bys byl po smrti, štěně.“
Austin si odfrkl. „Lepší být vlk, co umí bojovat, než medvěd, co dělá kominíka," zamumlal Austin a pak se znovu obrátil na Damiana. „Byla dost citlivá na to, aby jí perimetr vadil?"
„Rozhodně."
Austin zabručel. „Jak to zvládla?"
„Obdivuhodně, vzhledem k tomu, že nevěděla, že je magicky napadána.“ Kolem jeho sídla bylo několik soustředných bezpečnostních kruhů, některé magické, některé ne. Její paniku nejen viděl, ale i cítil, když přejeli přes jeden z nich — ten, který měl Austin vypnout. Viděl už jiné muže, jak se ze strachu vrhají z jedoucích aut a ani nevědí proč, jen aby se pak po svahu plazili s pláčem zpátky. Andi se sice bála, ale neutekla. Další zajímavý poznatek.
„Myslíš, že to spolkla?" zeptal se Austin a předvedl, jak si nasazuje čepici řidiče.
Damian věděl, že myslí tu lest, kdy se vydával za vlastního řidiče. Chtěl se osobně setkat s člověkem, který se bude starat o Zacha, udělat si o ní obrázek — nečekal, že ho tak zaujme.
„Na tom nezáleží," odpověděl. „Buď na to nepřijde, fajn; nebo přijde, a oheň ji přiměje zapomenout."
„Proč se s tím vůbec obtěžovat? Nikdo by jí nevěřil. Byla by jen další internetová pomatenka,“ řekl Jamison, zatímco upřeně zíral na počítač na klíně, ponořený do něj stejně jako Austin do svých zbraní. Oproti Maxově zářivé bělosti a Austinově mohutnosti byl velmi tmavý a štíhlý a mezi technikou na klíně a paží, kterou mu nahradili technologiemi, byl ten chlap prakticky napůl počítač.
„Tím myslíš jako ty?" řekl Austin a provokoval mladšího muže.
„Nenuť mě ti změnit heslo na Netflix," odsekl Jamison a mávl rukou, aby byli zticha. „Blížíme se ke zdroji signálu. Zpomal, Maxi."
Max na souhlas zabručel. Řídil to, čemu Damian říkal „autobus na turné“. Bylo to těžce obrněné SUV, zpevněné kovovým stíněním, neprůstřelným sklem, podvozkem odolným proti výbuchu, a co bylo důležitější, osobně opatřené ochranami od nejmocnější čarodějky na téhle straně Pacifiku. Damian podle pachu poznal, kde jsou — slaná voda, benzín a olejové výpary mohly pocházet jedině ze známého miazmatu doků — a byli tu proto, že se někde poblíž nacházela Nezemská bytost, kterou museli zabít.
Dragon Called · verbatim survivors: 11 of 170 sentences
Polish
All chunks GREEN. Same gendered-verb precision as Czech.
She pulled out a pen and paper and wrote everything down, asking appropriate questions at appropriate times, but she couldn’t shake the feeling that she was being partially shouted at and definitely judged. When he was through, she held up a hand. “Three things.”
“Go,” he allowed her.
“The cat?” She couldn’t help but ask.
The driver answered her. “He’s practically a family member. Presence nonnegotiable. Next?”
“Okay, then.” *Weird-ass rich people. *Andi shrugged and looked back at the patient. “So, why is he here? Why not a hospital?”
“In the city?” Mr. Midwest was incredulous.
“Yeah. Why not? There’re good hospitals there.”
“Hospitals aren’t safe,” Mr. Midwest stated—like that was a known fact.
Andi bit her lips, hard, to not say anything about his bizarre opinions. “All right, then,” she went on. “Third is, who are you? Medically, I mean.”
“His name’s Austin; he used to be a paramedic,” Mr. No-Name said for the man.
“And in the Marines,” Austin added.
She stuck her hand out, so Austin would have to shake it. “I’m Andi.”
“Ah. An Andi, not Andy,” Austin said, with slightly different emphasis, giving Mr. No-Name a glare.
“It’s not my fault your assumptions were sexist,” Mr. No-Name said, a slight grin flickering at the corner of his mouth. He looked meaningfully at his watch again, and Austin disappeared down a hall. “So. Eight hours?” Mr. No-Name asked her.
From Austin’s report, this patient mostly sounded like a wait-and-see. He was injured and unconscious, but there was no real reason he hadn’t woken up yet—other than possible brain damage. Which, yeah, made this whole level of secrecy, perhaps understandable? If you were the head of a household worth a fortune and someone got injured on your watch, you might need to keep their issues under wraps. She glanced at the patient’s vitals on the monitor, the level of urine in the foley, and the slowly draining chest tube. She could keep almost anyone alive for eight hours—at the hospital. But what would happen here if things went poorly? This situation was bizarre, and even though they were paying her a ton, she still had her license to think of. She glanced up and found Mr. No-Name watching her shamelessly—so shamelessly, she flushed.
Austin reappeared, pushing a crash cart before she could stutter out any words. “You know what to do with this?”
“Of course.” The presence of a crash cart allayed only some of her fears. “But…I’m not a doctor.”
“If he needs a doctor, just call me, and I’ll get one. My number’s preprogrammed.” Mr. No-Name handed her a phone as Austin went on.
“And who should I ask for?” she asked, trying not to sound curious in the least.
Mr. No-Name let out a snort as if to say, *nice try. *“I’ll know it’s you.”
Austin interrupted. “There’s more oxygen tanks against the wall. Just keep him comfortable until we get back.”
Andi looked between them. None of this made sense—not the cat, not this job, not this house, and definitely not these two extremely handsome, yet extremely odd men. “Where are you going anyhow?”
Mr. No-Name shook his head at her question. “Out. But we’ll return by dawn, and I promise you’ll be on the first bus back to the city. Okay?”
Mr. No-Name’s gaze pressed her, as Austin loomed.
She inhaled—to tell them how insane all this was and back out—but then she reminded herself that the only thing that needed to make sense was the fact that one night here would equal a month of her normal paycheck. She glanced at the patient and did her best to ping out with her inherent nurse-radar, honed by months of taking too many shifts, taking in his color, and the numbers on the screen. He was the most normal thing here, hands down. “Yeah, okay,” she said, deciding. She pulled out the phone she’d been given and waved it at Mr. No-Name. “I’ll call if anything happens; otherwise, I’ll see you in eight.”
“Good,” Mr. No-Name said and smiled at her—fully—for the first time all night. The sensation of his pleased attention on her was almost as bad as whatever had happened to her on the road here. She wanted to run away, but she found she couldn’t. She was struck—pierced—like she was a deer in headlights. He was just too much.
Then the cat leapt off the bed and wound around Mr. No-Name’s legs. He glanced down, and the moment was over. The spotlight had moved on. She sagged, caught herself, and hoped he hadn’t seen it. It didn’t seem like he had as he knelt down to knuckle the cat’s head softly.
The cat meowed at him, repeatedly, as if it had strong opinions, and Mr. No-Name gave it a dour look. “No, she didn’t bring anything for you,” he told the cat, and then looked back to her. “If you hear any sounds in the house, just ignore them. It’s an old house; it creaks a lot.” Austin coughed from the door, and Mr. No-Name headed toward him. Her audience was over. The men left, and the cat followed them.
Andi relaxed, then became embarrassed by how she’d felt. What was she, some kind of schoolgirl? *You know better!* Whoever she’d been in the moment he’d looked at her—stupidly happy, foolishly hopeful, and just a teensy bit terrified—it wasn’t the real her.
The real Andi was a nurse who knew what to do—every time, all of the time.
She went to the bed, unlooped her stethoscope from her neck, and started to assess her patient.
“What’d Grim say?” Austin asked Damian on their way to the garage.
“That she’s too small to be of any use.” In reality, Grimalkin had asked if Andi had brought him any cheese, the bluer, the better—because the house was out. Luckily, Damian was the only one who could understand the hugely powerful multidimensional guardian he’d been assigned at birth, so no one else knew how easily a gift of cheese would distract him.
"For once, the cat and I agree. If my brother wakes up–"
“I know,” Damian said, shutting down further conversation. If Zach woke up while they were gone—a big *if*—then hopefully he and the nurse could have an intelligent conversation, after which she’d take off his restraints. He’d be confused about what had happened, but he’d be smart enough to realize she was an outsider.
He got into the armored SUV, waiting with some of the rest of his crew. It was just him and the guys tonight. Max was driving, Jamison had his eyes on his electronics, and he sat close to Austin who was busy wiping down the barrel of something black and shiny.
He sank back into his seat, thinking about the nurse.
*She smelled good*, his dragon commented*.* * *
*Shush,* he told his dragon—but it was right*.*
Oil, plastics, but more overwhelmingly, the aroma of iron, surrounded him. Humans had so much iron in their blood; it was a wonder to him that they weren’t magnetic. Living in human society, he had gotten used to the metallic scent, but for some reason, tonight it seemed more pungent than usual.
It was all because of her.
When she had gotten into the car, the gaseous stink of the bus she had been on and the medicinal chemical scents that were a hallmark of her occupation clung to her coat. Those were expected.
But underlying all that was her own subtle scent, undetectable to most humans, and yet abruptly mouthwatering all the same.
Apples and caramel, yes, that’s what it reminded him of—and saltwater.
How strange.
He swiped through his emails, opening the unread files Mills had sent over. Top of her class in community college and then nursing school. But she’d suffered student loans, a staggeringly high amount of debt owed to a hospital which looked like medical bills for a relative before it got wiped—presumably by that relative’s death—and a brother who apparently couldn’t resist taking rides in cop cars. Which made her perfect for his purposes: hungry enough to be looking for cash, smart enough to keep Zach alive, and hopefully, smart enough to not ask many more questions.* *There was always the Forgetting Fire if she got too curious. He reached the end of her background check and found she lived in a gentrifying part of town in an apartment above a Greek bakery. That explained her scent. Her apartment probably smelled entirely of baked goods.
Mystery solved, Damian put the phone back into his pocket. But his mind went right back to her. *Andi.* What an odd name for a girl. He had the strangest urge to say it out loud, irrationally, to see if the sound tasted as good as she smelled. And that interesting streak of blue that he’d glimpsed a flash of before she’d wound her dark hair up—something about the act of her hiding it made him want to unwind and expose it again, to possibly feel the wrap of it around his hand.
* *“Why’d you warn her about the house?” Austin asked Damian, distracting him from his thoughts.
“Because Grimalkin doesn’t like strangers.”
“He doesn’t like anyone,” Austin countered.
“He’s keeping an eye on Zach, isn’t he?” Max said from the driver’s seat, defending Damian’s guardian’s integrity. Damian knew his cat and his old weapons master got along—they had to; they were the only two things that’d come from the Realms with him, albeit at different times. The battle armor Max had on made the whiteness of his skin around it even more shocking, and Damian knew if he had his hat off, all his hair would be ghostly pale. He’d had an albino’s pale eyes, too, before he’d lost them in a fight with another bear-shifter. Mills had replaced them with something magical hidden by goggles, turning him into the perfect bearer of Damian’s Forgetting Fire, since its powers no longer seemed to work on him. And whatever kind of eyes he had now, he could snipe an Unearthly creature down at eight hundred yards.
“Grimalkin’s probably hoping that he’ll die,” Austin said darkly.
Max broke into a toothy grin. “Nah, if Grimalkin wanted either of you dead, you’d be dead already, puppy.”
Austin snorted at him. “Better to be a wolf who’s a fighter than a bear who’s a chimney sweep,” Austin muttered, before addressing Damian again. “Was she sensitive enough for the perimeter to bother her?”
“Definitely.”
Austin grunted. “How’d she do?”
“Admirably, considering she didn’t know she was being magically attacked.” There were several concentric security rings around his mansion, some magical, some not. He’d both seen and tasted her panic as they’d driven over one of them—the one Austin had been supposed to turn off. He’d seen other men throw themselves out of moving cars in fear and not know why to crawl crying back downhill. While she’d been scared, Andi hadn’t run. Another interesting point.
“Do you think she bought it?” Austin asked, pretending to put a driver’s hat on.
Damian knew he meant the subterfuge of him pretending to be a driver in his own employ. He’d wanted to meet the person taking care of Zach, to get a feel for her—he hadn’t expected for him to wind up being so intrigued.
“Doesn’t matter,” he answered. “Either she doesn’t figure it out, fine; or she does, and the fire will make her forget.”
“Why bother? No one would believe her. She’d just be another internet crackpot,” Jamison said while staring intently at the computer on his lap, as immersed in it as Austin was his weapons. He was very dark-skinned and lean in opposition to Max’s bright whiteness and Austin’s bulk, and between the hardware on his lap and the hardware of his arm that they’d replaced with tech, the man was practically half-computer.
“You mean, like you?” Austin said, goading the younger man.
“Don’t make me change your Netflix password,” Jamison snarked, then waved his hand for silence. “We’re approaching the source of the signal. Slow down, Max.”
Max grunted an acknowledgement. He was driving what Damian called “the tour bus.” It was a heavily armored SUV, fortified with metal shielding, bulletproof glass, blast-resistant undercarriage, and, more importantly, personally warded by the most powerful witch on this side of the Pacific. Damian knew where they were by scent—the saltwater, gas, and oil fumes could only be from the familiar miasma of the docks—and they were here because somewhere nearby there was an Unearthly creature they needed to kill.
She pulled out a pen and a sheet of paper, writing everything down, asking the right questions at the right moments, but she couldn't shake the feeling that the guy was kind of barking at her and definitely judging her. When he finished, she held up a hand. "Three things."
"Go ahead," he allowed.
"The cat?" She couldn't help asking.
The chauffeur answered for him. "He's practically a member of the family. His presence is non-negotiable. What else?"
"Okay then." *Rich people are insane.* Andi shrugged and looked back at the patient. "So why is he here? Why not in a hospital?"
"In the city?" Mr. Midwest sounded like he couldn't believe what he was hearing.
"Yeah. Why not? There are good hospitals there."
"Hospitals aren't safe," Mr. Midwest stated, as if this were common knowledge.
Andi bit down hard on her lips to keep from saying anything about his absurd views. "Okay," she went on. "Third, who are you? Medically, I mean."
"His name is Austin. He used to be an EMT," Mr. No-Name answered for him.
"And I served in the Marines," Austin added.
She stuck out her hand so Austin had to shake it. "I'm Andi."
"Ah. Andi, not Andy," Austin said, putting a slightly different emphasis on the name, and shot Mr. No-Name an icy look.
"It's not my fault your assumptions were sexist," Mr. No-Name replied, the corner of his mouth twitching in a barely visible smile. He glanced pointedly at his watch again, and Austin disappeared down the hall. "So. Eight hours?" Mr. No-Name asked her.
From Austin's report, this patient was mostly a wait-and-watch situation. He was injured and unconscious, but there was no specific reason he hadn't woken up yet—except possible brain damage. Which, okay, made this whole level of secrecy a little more understandable. If you were the head of a family worth a fortune and someone got hurt under your roof, you'd probably want to keep it quiet too. She glanced at the patient's vitals on the monitor, the amount of urine in the catheter bag, and the chest drain slowly drawing off fluid. She could keep almost anyone alive for eight hours—in a hospital. But what would happen here if everything went wrong? The situation was absurd, and even though they were paying her a fortune, she still had to think about her nursing license. She looked up and found Mr. No-Name watching her brazenly—so brazenly that a blush rose in her cheeks.
Austin reappeared, pushing a crash cart in front of him before she could stammer out a single word. "Know what to do with this?"
"Of course." The crash cart only eased some of her fears. "But… I'm not a doctor."
"If he needs a doctor, just call me and I'll arrange one. My number's already saved." Mr. No-Name handed her the phone while Austin kept talking.
"And who do I ask for?" she asked, trying to sound not even a little bit curious.
Mr. No-Name snorted, as if to say, *nice try.* "I'll know it's you."
Austin cut in. "There are extra oxygen tanks against the wall. Just keep him comfortable until we get back."
Andi looked from one to the other. None of this made sense—not the cat, not this job, not this house, and definitely not these two extremely handsome and at the same time extremely weird men. "So where are you actually going?"
Mr. No-Name shook his head at her question. "We're heading out. But we'll be back before dawn, and I promise you'll catch the first bus into the city. Okay?"
Mr. No-Name's gaze pressed on her, and Austin stood beside him, overwhelming in his sheer presence.
She drew a breath—to tell them how crazy all of this was and back out—but then she remembered that the only thing that had to make sense here was the fact that one night here equaled a month of her usual pay. She glanced at the patient and tried with everything she had to activate her innate nursing radar, sharpened by months of taking too many shifts, assessing his color and the numbers on the screen. He was without question the most normal thing here. "Yeah, okay," she said, making her decision. She pulled out the phone she'd been given and waved it at Mr. No-Name. "I'll call if anything happens. If not, see you in eight hours."
"Good," Mr. No-Name said, and for the first time that night, he really smiled at her—a full smile. The feeling of his pleased attention focused on her was almost as awful as what had happened to her on the way here. She wanted to run, but found she couldn't. Struck—pierced through—like a deer in headlights. He was simply too intense.
Then the cat jumped off the bed and wound around Mr. No-Name's legs. He looked down, and the moment passed. The spotlight shifted elsewhere. Andi's knees almost buckled; she caught herself at once and hoped he hadn't noticed. Apparently not, because he was already kneeling to gently scratch the cat's head.
The cat meowed at him again and again, as though he had a very definite opinion, and Mr. No-Name looked at him grimly. "No, she didn't bring you anything," he told the cat, then looked back at Andi. "If you hear any sounds in the house, just ignore them. It's an old house. It creaks a lot." Austin cleared his throat from the doorway, and Mr. No-Name moved toward him. Her audience was over. The men left, and the cat followed them.
Andi relaxed, then felt ashamed of what she'd been feeling. What was she, some boarding-school girl? *You know better than this!* Whoever she'd been in the moment he looked at her—stupidly happy, ridiculously hopeful, and just a tiny bit frightened—that wasn't the real her.
The real Andi was a nurse who knew what to do—always and in every situation.
She walked to the bed, pulled the stethoscope from around her neck, and began assessing the patient.
"What did Grim say?" Austin asked Damian on the way to the garage.
"That she's too small to be useful." In reality, Grimalkin had asked whether Andi had brought him cheese—the moldier the better—because the house had run out. Fortunately, Damian was the only one who understood the extraordinarily powerful multidimensional guardian assigned to him at birth, so no one else knew how easily a piece of cheese could distract him.
"For once the cat and I agree. If my brother wakes up…"
"I know," Damian said, cutting the conversation short. If Zach woke up while they were gone—and that was a big *if*—then hopefully he and the nurse would have a sensible conversation, after which she'd undo his restraints. He'd be disoriented by what had happened, but sharp enough to understand she was an outsider.
He climbed into the armored SUV, where some of the rest of his crew were waiting. Tonight it was all men. Max was driving, Jamison had his eyes glued to his electronics, and he sat down next to Austin, who was busy wiping down the barrel of something black and gleaming.
He sank back in his seat, thinking about the nurse.
*She smelled nice*, his dragon commented.
*Quiet*, he ordered the dragon—but it was right.
He was surrounded by oil, plastic, but above all the smell of iron. Humans had so much iron in their blood it was a wonder they weren't magnetic. Living in the human world, he'd grown used to the metallic scent, but for some reason tonight it seemed sharper than usual.
And it was all because of her.
When she'd gotten into the car, the gaseous reek of the bus she'd ridden clung to her coat, along with the medical, chemical smells that were the hallmark of her profession. That much he'd expected.
But underneath all of it was her own subtle scent, undetectable to most people, yet instantly mouthwatering.
Apples and caramel—yes, that's exactly what it reminded him of—and sea salt.
Strange.
He scrolled through his emails, opening the unread files Mills had sent. Top of her class at community college, then again in nursing school. But she had student loans, a staggeringly high debt to the hospital that looked like bills for a relative's medical care before it had been written off—presumably when that relative died—and a brother who apparently couldn't stop taking rides in squad cars. That made her perfect for his purposes: hungry enough for money to go looking for it, smart enough to keep Zach alive, and—hopefully—sensible enough not to ask too many more questions. There was always the Forgetting Fire if she got too inquisitive. He reached the end of her background check and saw that she lived in a gentrifying part of town, in an apartment above a Greek bakery. That explained her scent. Her apartment probably smelled of baked goods all the time.
Mystery solved, Damian slipped his phone back into his pocket. But his thoughts immediately drifted back to her. *Andi.* A strange name for a girl. He felt the oddest urge to say it out loud—irrationally—and see whether the sound of it tasted as good as she smelled. And that intriguing blue streak he'd caught a glimpse of before she'd pinned up her dark hair—there was something about the very fact that she'd hidden it that made him want to loosen it again, reveal it, maybe even feel it winding around his hand.
"Why'd you warn her about the house?" Austin asked Damian, snapping him out of his reverie.
"Because Grimalkin doesn't like strangers."
"He doesn't like anyone," Austin replied.
"He guards Zach, doesn't he?" Max spoke up from the driver's seat, defending Damian's guardian's honor. Damian knew his cat and the former weapons master got along well—they had to; they were the only two things that had come with him from the Realms, though at different times. The combat armor Max wore made the whiteness of his skin seem even more striking, and Damian knew that if he took off his cap, every hair on his head would be eerily pale. He'd had the pale eyes of an albino, too, before he'd lost them in a fight with another bear shifter. Mills had replaced them with something magical, hidden behind goggles, making him the perfect bearer of Damian's Forgetting Fire, because its power had apparently stopped working on him. And whatever eyes he had now, he could shoot an Otherworldly creature dead from eight hundred yards.
"Grimalkin's probably hoping Zach dies," Austin said darkly.
Max flashed a wide grin. "Nah, if Grimalkin wanted any of you dead, you'd already be dead, pup."
Austin snorted. "Better a fighting wolf than a chimney-sweeping bear," he muttered, then turned back to Damian. "Was she sensitive enough for the perimeter to hit her?"
"Definitely."
Austin grunted. "And how'd she handle it?"
"Remarkably well, considering she had no idea she was under magical attack." Several concentric rings of protection extended around his estate—some magical, some not. He'd seen and practically tasted her panic as they drove through one of them—the one Austin was supposed to have deactivated. He'd seen men throw themselves from moving cars in terror and, not knowing why, crawl back down the hillside sobbing. Andi had been afraid, but she hadn't run. Another interesting thing.
"Think she bought the act?" Austin asked, pantomiming putting on a chauffeur's cap.
Damian knew he meant the ruse of pretending to be a driver in his own household. He'd wanted to meet the person who'd be looking after Zach, get a read on her—he hadn't expected her to intrigue him this much.
"It doesn't matter," he replied. "Either she doesn't figure it out, and that's fine. Or she does, and the fire will make her forget."
"Why bother? No one would believe her. She'd just be another internet nutcase," Jamison said, staring intently at the computer on his lap, every bit as absorbed in it as Austin was in his weapon. He had very dark skin and a lean build, the opposite of Max's vivid whiteness and Austin's burly frame, and between the hardware on his lap and the hardware in his arm, which had been replaced with tech, the guy was practically half computer.
"You mean like you?" Austin shot back, needling the younger man.
"Don't make me change your Netflix password," Jamison fired back, then held up a hand, demanding silence. "We're approaching the signal source. Slow down, Max."
Max grunted in confirmation. He was driving what Damian called the "tour bus." It was a heavily armored SUV, reinforced with metal plating, bulletproof glass, and a blast-resistant undercarriage, and more importantly, personally layered with protective spells by the most powerful witch on this side of the Pacific. Damian knew where they were by smell—salt water, gasoline, and oil fumes could only mean the familiar miasma of the docks—and they were here because somewhere nearby was an Otherworldly creature they needed to kill.
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Wyciągnęła długopis i kartkę, zapisała wszystko, zadając odpowiednie pytania we właściwych momentach, ale nie mogła się pozbyć wrażenia, że facet trochę się na nią wydziera i na pewno ją ocenia. Kiedy skończył, uniosła rękę. „Trzy rzeczy”.
„Dawaj" — pozwolił jej.
„Kot?" Nie mogła się powstrzymać od pytania.
Odpowiedział jej kierowca. „To praktycznie członek rodziny. Jego obecność nie podlega dyskusji. Co dalej?”
„No dobra”. *Pierdolnięci bogacze.* Andi wzruszyła ramionami i znowu spojrzała na pacjenta. „To czemu on jest tutaj? Czemu nie w szpitalu?”
„W mieście?” — Pan Midwest brzmiał, jakby nie mógł w to uwierzyć.
„No tak. Czemu nie? Są tam dobre szpitale."
„Szpitale nie są bezpieczne” — stwierdził Pan Midwest, jakby to był powszechnie znany fakt.
Andi mocno przygryzła wargi, żeby nie powiedzieć nic o jego absurdalnych poglądach. „Dobra” — ciągnęła dalej. „Po trzecie, kim pan jest? Medycznie, znaczy.”
„Ma na imię Austin. Kiedyś był ratownikiem medycznym” — powiedział za niego Pan Bezimiennik.
„I służyłem w Marines” — dodał Austin.
Wyciągnęła rękę, żeby Austin musiał ją uścisnąć. „Jestem Andi."
„Aha. Andi, nie Andy” — powiedział Austin, kładąc trochę inny nacisk na imię, i posłał Panu Bezimiennikowi lodowate spojrzenie.
„To nie moja wina, że twoje założenia były seksistowskie" — odparł Pan Bezimiennik, a kącik jego ust drgnął w ledwo widocznym uśmiechu. Znowu wymownie zerknął na zegarek i Austin zniknął na korytarzu. „Więc. Osiem godzin?" — zapytał ją Pan Bezimiennik.
Z raportu Austina wynikało, że z tym pacjentem trzeba głównie poczekać i obserwować. Był ranny i nieprzytomny, ale nie było żadnego konkretnego powodu, dla którego jeszcze się nie obudził — poza możliwym uszkodzeniem mózgu. Co, no dobra, sprawiało, że ten cały poziom tajemniczości dało się może zrozumieć. Gdybyś stał na czele rodziny wartej fortunę i ktoś ucierpiał pod twoim dachem, pewnie też chciałbyś utrzymać to w tajemnicy. Zerknęła na parametry życiowe pacjenta na monitorze, ilość moczu w worku przy cewniku i dren z klatki piersiowej, który powoli odprowadzał płyn. Mogła utrzymać przy życiu prawie każdego przez osiem godzin — w szpitalu. Ale co by się stało tutaj, gdyby wszystko poszło źle? Ta sytuacja była absurdalna i chociaż płacili jej fortunę, wciąż musiała myśleć o swoim prawie wykonywania zawodu. Podniosła wzrok i zobaczyła, że Pan Bezimiennik bezczelnie się jej przygląda — tak bezczelnie, że aż oblał ją rumieniec.
Austin pojawił się z powrotem, pchając przed sobą wózek reanimacyjny, zanim zdążyła wydukać choć słowo. „Wiesz, co z tym zrobić?”
„Oczywiście." Wózek reanimacyjny rozwiał tylko część jej obaw. „Ale… nie jestem lekarką."
„Jeśli będzie potrzebował lekarza, po prostu do mnie zadzwoń, a ja zorganizuję lekarza. Mój numer jest już zapisany.” Pan Bezimiennik podał jej telefon, podczas gdy Austin mówił dalej.
„A o kogo mam pytać?" — zapytała, starając się brzmieć ani trochę ciekawie.
Pan Bezimiennik prychnął, jakby chciał powiedzieć: *nie ze mną te numery.* „Będę wiedział, że to ty.”
Austin wszedł jej w słowo. „Pod ścianą są dodatkowe butle z tlenem. Po prostu pilnuj, żeby było mu wygodnie, aż wrócimy."
Andi przeniosła wzrok z jednego na drugiego. Nic z tego nie miało sensu — ani kot, ani ta robota, ani ten dom, a już na pewno nie ci dwaj niezwykle przystojni, a jednocześnie niezwykle dziwni mężczyźni. „To gdzie wy właściwie jedziecie?”
Pan Bezimiennik pokręcił głową na jej pytanie. „Wychodzimy. Ale wrócimy przed świtem i obiecuję, że załapiesz się na pierwszy autobus do miasta. Dobrze?”
Spojrzenie Pana Bezimiennika naciskało na nią, a Austin stał obok, przytłaczający samą swoją obecnością.
Wciągnęła powietrze — żeby powiedzieć im, jakie to wszystko jest szalone, i się wycofać — ale wtedy przypomniała sobie, że jedyne, co musi tu mieć sens, to fakt, że jedna noc tutaj równa się miesiącowi jej zwykłej wypłaty. Zerknęła na pacjenta i ze wszystkich sił spróbowała uruchomić swój wrodzony pielęgniarski radar, wyostrzony miesiącami brania zbyt wielu dyżurów, oceniając jego kolor i liczby na ekranie. Bez dwóch zdań był tu najnormalniejszą rzeczą. „Tak, dobra” — powiedziała, podejmując decyzję. Wyciągnęła telefon, który dostała, i pomachała nim w stronę Pana Bezimiennika. „Zadzwonię, jeśli coś się stanie. A jak nie, to widzimy się za osiem godzin.”
„Dobrze” — powiedział Pan Bezimiennik i po raz pierwszy tej nocy uśmiechnął się do niej naprawdę, całym uśmiechem. Uczucie jego zadowolonej uwagi skupionej na niej było prawie tak okropne jak to, co spotkało ją po drodze tutaj. Chciała uciec, ale odkryła, że nie może. Trafiona — przeszyta — jak sarna w światłach reflektorów. Był po prostu zbyt intensywny.
Wtedy kot zeskoczył z łóżka i owinął się wokół nóg Pana Bezimiennika. Ten spojrzał w dół i moment minął. Reflektor powędrował gdzie indziej. Andi aż się ugięła, zaraz się opanowała i miała nadzieję, że tego nie zauważył. Chyba nie zauważył, bo klęknął właśnie, żeby delikatnie podrapać kota po głowie.
Kot miauczał do niego raz za razem, jakby miał bardzo stanowcze zdanie, a Pan Bezimiennik spojrzał na niego posępnie. „Nie, nic ci nie przyniosła” — powiedział do kota, po czym znowu spojrzał na Andi. „Jeśli usłyszysz w domu jakieś dźwięki, po prostu je zignoruj. To stary dom, dużo trzeszczy.” Austin kaszlnął od strony drzwi, a Pan Bezimiennik ruszył ku niemu. Jej audiencja dobiegła końca. Mężczyźni wyszli, a kot poszedł za nimi.
Andi się rozluźniła, a potem zrobiło jej się wstyd z powodu tego, co czuła. Co z niej, jakaś pensjonarka? *Przecież wiesz lepiej!* Kimkolwiek była w chwili, kiedy na nią spojrzał — głupio szczęśliwa, niedorzecznie pełna nadziei i tylko odrobinkę przerażona — to nie była prawdziwa ona.
Prawdziwa Andi była pielęgniarką, która wiedziała, co robić — zawsze i w każdej sytuacji.
Podeszła do łóżka, zdjęła stetoskop z szyi i zaczęła oceniać stan pacjenta.
„Co powiedział Grim?" — zapytał Austin Damiana w drodze do garażu.
„Że jest za mała, żeby się do czegokolwiek przydać." W rzeczywistości Grimalkin zapytał, czy Andi przyniosła mu ser — im bardziej pleśniowy, tym lepiej — bo w domu się skończył. Na szczęście Damian był jedynym, kto rozumiał niezwykle potężnego wielowymiarowego strażnika przydzielonego mu przy narodzinach, więc nikt inny nie wiedział, jak łatwo kawałek sera potrafi go rozproszyć.
„Tym razem kot i ja się zgadzamy. Jeśli mój brat się obudzi…”
„Wiem” — powiedział Damian, ucinając dalszą rozmowę. Jeśli Zach obudzi się, kiedy ich nie będzie — a to było wielkie *jeśli* — to miejmy nadzieję, że on i pielęgniarka odbędą sensowną rozmowę, po której ona zdejmie mu pasy. Będzie zdezorientowany tym, co się stało, ale dość bystry, by zrozumieć, że jest kimś z zewnątrz.
Wsiadł do opancerzonego SUV-a, gdzie czekała część reszty jego ekipy. Dziś w nocy jechali sami faceci. Max prowadził, Jamison miał wzrok utkwiony w swojej elektronice, a on usiadł obok Austina, który zajmował się przecieraniem lufy czegoś czarnego i błyszczącego.
Opadł na oparcie fotela, myśląc o pielęgniarce.
*Ładnie pachniała*, skomentował jego smok.
*Cicho*, nakazał smokowi — ale miał rację.
Otaczał go olej, plastik, ale przede wszystkim zapach żelaza. Ludzie mieli tyle żelaza we krwi, że aż dziw brał, że nie są magnetyczni. Żyjąc w ludzkim świecie, przywykł do metalicznej woni, ale z jakiegoś powodu tej nocy wydawała się ostrzejsza niż zwykle.
A to wszystko przez nią.
Kiedy wsiadła do samochodu, do jej płaszcza przylgnął gazowy smród autobusu, którym jechała, oraz medyczne, chemiczne zapachy będące znakiem rozpoznawczym jej zawodu. Tego się spodziewał.
Ale pod tym wszystkim krył się jej własny subtelny zapach, niewyczuwalny dla większości ludzi, a mimo to natychmiast przyprawiający o ślinotok.
Jabłka i karmel — tak, właśnie to mu przypominał — i sól morska.
Dziwne.
Przewinął maile, otwierając nieprzeczytane pliki, które przysłała Mills. Najlepsza na roku w koledżu społecznym, a potem w szkole pielęgniarskiej. Ale miała kredyt studencki, oszałamiająco wysoki dług wobec szpitala, który wyglądał na rachunki za leczenie krewnego, zanim został skasowany — zapewne przez śmierć tego krewnego — oraz brata, który najwyraźniej nie potrafił się powstrzymać od wożenia się radiowozami. To czyniło ją idealną do jego celów: dość spragnioną pieniędzy, żeby ich szukać, dość bystrą, żeby utrzymać Zacha przy życiu, i — miejmy nadzieję — dość rozumną, żeby nie zadawać już wielu pytań. Zawsze pozostawał Ogień Zapomnienia, gdyby zrobiła się zbyt dociekliwa. Dotarł do końca sprawdzenia jej przeszłości i zobaczył, że mieszka w gentryfikującej się części miasta, w mieszkaniu nad grecką piekarnią. To wyjaśniało jej zapach. Jej mieszkanie pewnie pachniało samymi wypiekami.
Zagadka rozwiązana, Damian schował telefon do kieszeni. Ale myśli natychmiast wróciły do niej. *Andi.* Dziwne imię jak na dziewczynę. Poczuł najdziwniejszą ochotę, żeby wypowiedzieć je na głos — irracjonalnie — i sprawdzić, czy jego dźwięk smakuje tak dobrze, jak ona pachniała. I ten ciekawy niebieski kosmyk, którego błysk dostrzegł, zanim upięła ciemne włosy — było coś w samym fakcie, że go ukryła, co budziło w nim chęć, żeby znów go rozpuścić i odsłonić, może nawet poczuć, jak owija mu się wokół dłoni.
„Czemu ją ostrzegłeś przed domem?" — zapytał Austin Damiana, wyrywając go z zamyślenia.
„Bo Grimalkin nie lubi obcych."
„On nikogo nie lubi" — odparł Austin.
„Pilnuje Zacha, prawda?” — odezwał się Max z fotela kierowcy, broniąc honoru strażnika Damiana. Damian wiedział, że jego kot i dawny mistrz broni dobrze się dogadują — musieli; byli jedynymi dwiema rzeczami, które przybyły z nim z Krain, choć w różnym czasie. Pancerz bojowy, który Max miał na sobie, sprawiał, że biel jego skóry wokół niego wydawała się jeszcze bardziej uderzająca, a Damian wiedział, że gdyby zdjął czapkę, wszystkie jego włosy byłyby upiornie blade. Miał też blade oczy albinosa, zanim stracił je w walce z innym niedźwiedzim zmiennokształtnym. Mills zastąpiła je czymś magicznym, ukrytym pod goglami, czyniąc go idealnym nosicielem Ognia Zapomnienia Damiana, bo jego moc najwyraźniej przestała na niego działać. I jakiekolwiek oczy ma teraz, potrafi zestrzelić Nieziemskie stworzenie z ośmiuset jardów.
„Grimalkin pewnie ma nadzieję, że Zach umrze" — powiedział ponuro Austin.
Max wyszczerzył zęby w szerokim uśmiechu. „E tam, gdyby Grimalkin chciał któregoś z was martwego, już byście nie żyli, szczeniaku."
Austin prychnął. „Lepiej być walczącym wilkiem niż niedźwiedziem od czyszczenia kominów” — mruknął, po czym znów zwrócił się do Damiana. „Była dość wrażliwa, żeby obwód ją ruszył?”
„Zdecydowanie."
Austin chrząknął. „I jak sobie poradziła?"
„Nadzwyczaj dobrze, biorąc pod uwagę, że nie wiedziała, iż jest magicznie atakowana.” Wokół jego posiadłości rozciągało się kilka koncentrycznych pierścieni ochronnych — część magicznych, część nie. Widział i wręcz czuł smak jej paniki, kiedy przejeżdżali przez jeden z nich — ten, który Austin miał wyłączyć. Widział już mężczyzn, którzy ze strachu wyrzucali się z jadących samochodów i nie wiedząc dlaczego, czołgali się z płaczem z powrotem w dół zbocza. Andi się bała, ale nie uciekła. Kolejna interesująca rzecz.
„Myślisz, że kupiła tę gadkę?" — zapytał Austin, udając, że zakłada czapkę szofera.
Damian wiedział, że chodzi mu o podstęp polegający na tym, że udawał kierowcę we własnej służbie. Chciał poznać osobę, która będzie opiekować się Zachem, wyczuć ją — nie spodziewał się, że aż tak go zaintryguje.
„To bez znaczenia” — odparł. „Albo się nie zorientuje i dobrze. Albo się zorientuje, a wtedy ogień sprawi, że zapomni.”
„Po co się trudzić? Nikt by jej nie uwierzył. Byłaby tylko kolejną internetową świrką” — powiedział Jamison, wpatrując się intensywnie w komputer na kolanach, tak samo pochłonięty nim, jak Austin swoją bronią. Miał bardzo ciemną skórę i szczupłą sylwetkę, stanowiąc przeciwieństwo jaskrawej bieli Maxa i postawnej budowy Austina, a między sprzętem na kolanach a sprzętem w ramieniu, które zastąpili mu technologią, facet był praktycznie na poły komputerem.
„To znaczy takim jak ty?" — rzucił Austin, prowokując młodszego.
„Nie zmuszaj mnie do zmiany twojego hasła do Netflixa" — odgryzł się Jamison, po czym machnął ręką, żądając ciszy. „Zbliżamy się do źródła sygnału. Zwolnij, Max."
Max mruknął na potwierdzenie. Prowadził to, co Damian nazywał „autobusem wycieczkowym”. Był to ciężko opancerzony SUV, wzmocniony metalowymi osłonami, kuloodpornym szkłem i podwoziem odpornym na wybuchy, a co ważniejsze — osobiście obłożony ochronnymi zaklęciami przez najpotężniejszą wiedźmę po tej stronie Pacyfiku. Damian znał ich położenie po zapachu — słona woda, benzyna i opary oleju mogły pochodzić tylko ze znajomej miazmy doków — a byli tu dlatego, że gdzieś w pobliżu znajdowało się Nieziemskie stworzenie, które musieli zabić.
Dragon Called · verbatim survivors: 3 of 170 sentences
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Return leg self-graded YELLOW by Arachne’s own quality gate — published with that grade. Three sentences still survived a complete writing-system change letter-perfect.
She pulled out a pen and paper and wrote everything down, asking appropriate questions at appropriate times, but she couldn’t shake the feeling that she was being partially shouted at and definitely judged. When he was through, she held up a hand. “Three things.”
“Go,” he allowed her.
“The cat?” She couldn’t help but ask.
The driver answered her. “He’s practically a family member. Presence nonnegotiable. Next?”
“Okay, then.” *Weird-ass rich people. *Andi shrugged and looked back at the patient. “So, why is he here? Why not a hospital?”
“In the city?” Mr. Midwest was incredulous.
“Yeah. Why not? There’re good hospitals there.”
“Hospitals aren’t safe,” Mr. Midwest stated—like that was a known fact.
Andi bit her lips, hard, to not say anything about his bizarre opinions. “All right, then,” she went on. “Third is, who are you? Medically, I mean.”
“His name’s Austin; he used to be a paramedic,” Mr. No-Name said for the man.
“And in the Marines,” Austin added.
She stuck her hand out, so Austin would have to shake it. “I’m Andi.”
“Ah. An Andi, not Andy,” Austin said, with slightly different emphasis, giving Mr. No-Name a glare.
“It’s not my fault your assumptions were sexist,” Mr. No-Name said, a slight grin flickering at the corner of his mouth. He looked meaningfully at his watch again, and Austin disappeared down a hall. “So. Eight hours?” Mr. No-Name asked her.
From Austin’s report, this patient mostly sounded like a wait-and-see. He was injured and unconscious, but there was no real reason he hadn’t woken up yet—other than possible brain damage. Which, yeah, made this whole level of secrecy, perhaps understandable? If you were the head of a household worth a fortune and someone got injured on your watch, you might need to keep their issues under wraps. She glanced at the patient’s vitals on the monitor, the level of urine in the foley, and the slowly draining chest tube. She could keep almost anyone alive for eight hours—at the hospital. But what would happen here if things went poorly? This situation was bizarre, and even though they were paying her a ton, she still had her license to think of. She glanced up and found Mr. No-Name watching her shamelessly—so shamelessly, she flushed.
Austin reappeared, pushing a crash cart before she could stutter out any words. “You know what to do with this?”
“Of course.” The presence of a crash cart allayed only some of her fears. “But…I’m not a doctor.”
“If he needs a doctor, just call me, and I’ll get one. My number’s preprogrammed.” Mr. No-Name handed her a phone as Austin went on.
“And who should I ask for?” she asked, trying not to sound curious in the least.
Mr. No-Name let out a snort as if to say, *nice try. *“I’ll know it’s you.”
Austin interrupted. “There’s more oxygen tanks against the wall. Just keep him comfortable until we get back.”
Andi looked between them. None of this made sense—not the cat, not this job, not this house, and definitely not these two extremely handsome, yet extremely odd men. “Where are you going anyhow?”
Mr. No-Name shook his head at her question. “Out. But we’ll return by dawn, and I promise you’ll be on the first bus back to the city. Okay?”
Mr. No-Name’s gaze pressed her, as Austin loomed.
She inhaled—to tell them how insane all this was and back out—but then she reminded herself that the only thing that needed to make sense was the fact that one night here would equal a month of her normal paycheck. She glanced at the patient and did her best to ping out with her inherent nurse-radar, honed by months of taking too many shifts, taking in his color, and the numbers on the screen. He was the most normal thing here, hands down. “Yeah, okay,” she said, deciding. She pulled out the phone she’d been given and waved it at Mr. No-Name. “I’ll call if anything happens; otherwise, I’ll see you in eight.”
“Good,” Mr. No-Name said and smiled at her—fully—for the first time all night. The sensation of his pleased attention on her was almost as bad as whatever had happened to her on the road here. She wanted to run away, but she found she couldn’t. She was struck—pierced—like she was a deer in headlights. He was just too much.
Then the cat leapt off the bed and wound around Mr. No-Name’s legs. He glanced down, and the moment was over. The spotlight had moved on. She sagged, caught herself, and hoped he hadn’t seen it. It didn’t seem like he had as he knelt down to knuckle the cat’s head softly.
The cat meowed at him, repeatedly, as if it had strong opinions, and Mr. No-Name gave it a dour look. “No, she didn’t bring anything for you,” he told the cat, and then looked back to her. “If you hear any sounds in the house, just ignore them. It’s an old house; it creaks a lot.” Austin coughed from the door, and Mr. No-Name headed toward him. Her audience was over. The men left, and the cat followed them.
Andi relaxed, then became embarrassed by how she’d felt. What was she, some kind of schoolgirl? *You know better!* Whoever she’d been in the moment he’d looked at her—stupidly happy, foolishly hopeful, and just a teensy bit terrified—it wasn’t the real her.
The real Andi was a nurse who knew what to do—every time, all of the time.
She went to the bed, unlooped her stethoscope from her neck, and started to assess her patient.
“What’d Grim say?” Austin asked Damian on their way to the garage.
“That she’s too small to be of any use.” In reality, Grimalkin had asked if Andi had brought him any cheese, the bluer, the better—because the house was out. Luckily, Damian was the only one who could understand the hugely powerful multidimensional guardian he’d been assigned at birth, so no one else knew how easily a gift of cheese would distract him.
"For once, the cat and I agree. If my brother wakes up–"
“I know,” Damian said, shutting down further conversation. If Zach woke up while they were gone—a big *if*—then hopefully he and the nurse could have an intelligent conversation, after which she’d take off his restraints. He’d be confused about what had happened, but he’d be smart enough to realize she was an outsider.
He got into the armored SUV, waiting with some of the rest of his crew. It was just him and the guys tonight. Max was driving, Jamison had his eyes on his electronics, and he sat close to Austin who was busy wiping down the barrel of something black and shiny.
He sank back into his seat, thinking about the nurse.
*She smelled good*, his dragon commented*.* * *
*Shush,* he told his dragon—but it was right*.*
Oil, plastics, but more overwhelmingly, the aroma of iron, surrounded him. Humans had so much iron in their blood; it was a wonder to him that they weren’t magnetic. Living in human society, he had gotten used to the metallic scent, but for some reason, tonight it seemed more pungent than usual.
It was all because of her.
When she had gotten into the car, the gaseous stink of the bus she had been on and the medicinal chemical scents that were a hallmark of her occupation clung to her coat. Those were expected.
But underlying all that was her own subtle scent, undetectable to most humans, and yet abruptly mouthwatering all the same.
Apples and caramel, yes, that’s what it reminded him of—and saltwater.
How strange.
He swiped through his emails, opening the unread files Mills had sent over. Top of her class in community college and then nursing school. But she’d suffered student loans, a staggeringly high amount of debt owed to a hospital which looked like medical bills for a relative before it got wiped—presumably by that relative’s death—and a brother who apparently couldn’t resist taking rides in cop cars. Which made her perfect for his purposes: hungry enough to be looking for cash, smart enough to keep Zach alive, and hopefully, smart enough to not ask many more questions.* *There was always the Forgetting Fire if she got too curious. He reached the end of her background check and found she lived in a gentrifying part of town in an apartment above a Greek bakery. That explained her scent. Her apartment probably smelled entirely of baked goods.
Mystery solved, Damian put the phone back into his pocket. But his mind went right back to her. *Andi.* What an odd name for a girl. He had the strangest urge to say it out loud, irrationally, to see if the sound tasted as good as she smelled. And that interesting streak of blue that he’d glimpsed a flash of before she’d wound her dark hair up—something about the act of her hiding it made him want to unwind and expose it again, to possibly feel the wrap of it around his hand.
* *“Why’d you warn her about the house?” Austin asked Damian, distracting him from his thoughts.
“Because Grimalkin doesn’t like strangers.”
“He doesn’t like anyone,” Austin countered.
“He’s keeping an eye on Zach, isn’t he?” Max said from the driver’s seat, defending Damian’s guardian’s integrity. Damian knew his cat and his old weapons master got along—they had to; they were the only two things that’d come from the Realms with him, albeit at different times. The battle armor Max had on made the whiteness of his skin around it even more shocking, and Damian knew if he had his hat off, all his hair would be ghostly pale. He’d had an albino’s pale eyes, too, before he’d lost them in a fight with another bear-shifter. Mills had replaced them with something magical hidden by goggles, turning him into the perfect bearer of Damian’s Forgetting Fire, since its powers no longer seemed to work on him. And whatever kind of eyes he had now, he could snipe an Unearthly creature down at eight hundred yards.
“Grimalkin’s probably hoping that he’ll die,” Austin said darkly.
Max broke into a toothy grin. “Nah, if Grimalkin wanted either of you dead, you’d be dead already, puppy.”
Austin snorted at him. “Better to be a wolf who’s a fighter than a bear who’s a chimney sweep,” Austin muttered, before addressing Damian again. “Was she sensitive enough for the perimeter to bother her?”
“Definitely.”
Austin grunted. “How’d she do?”
“Admirably, considering she didn’t know she was being magically attacked.” There were several concentric security rings around his mansion, some magical, some not. He’d both seen and tasted her panic as they’d driven over one of them—the one Austin had been supposed to turn off. He’d seen other men throw themselves out of moving cars in fear and not know why to crawl crying back downhill. While she’d been scared, Andi hadn’t run. Another interesting point.
“Do you think she bought it?” Austin asked, pretending to put a driver’s hat on.
Damian knew he meant the subterfuge of him pretending to be a driver in his own employ. He’d wanted to meet the person taking care of Zach, to get a feel for her—he hadn’t expected for him to wind up being so intrigued.
“Doesn’t matter,” he answered. “Either she doesn’t figure it out, fine; or she does, and the fire will make her forget.”
“Why bother? No one would believe her. She’d just be another internet crackpot,” Jamison said while staring intently at the computer on his lap, as immersed in it as Austin was his weapons. He was very dark-skinned and lean in opposition to Max’s bright whiteness and Austin’s bulk, and between the hardware on his lap and the hardware of his arm that they’d replaced with tech, the man was practically half-computer.
“You mean, like you?” Austin said, goading the younger man.
“Don’t make me change your Netflix password,” Jamison snarked, then waved his hand for silence. “We’re approaching the source of the signal. Slow down, Max.”
Max grunted an acknowledgement. He was driving what Damian called “the tour bus.” It was a heavily armored SUV, fortified with metal shielding, bulletproof glass, blast-resistant undercarriage, and, more importantly, personally warded by the most powerful witch on this side of the Pacific. Damian knew where they were by scent—the saltwater, gas, and oil fumes could only be from the familiar miasma of the docks—and they were here because somewhere nearby there was an Unearthly creature they needed to kill.
She pulled out a pen and notepad, jotting down everything he said while slipping in the right questions at the right moments. Even so, she couldn't shake the feeling she was being half-shouted-at and definitely sized up. When he finished his rundown, Andi raised her hand. "I have three."
"Go ahead," he permitted.
"The cat?" Andi couldn't help asking.
It was the chauffeur who answered. "Practically family. Non-negotiable. Next?"
"Okay then." *Rich people are so weird.* Andi shrugged and turned her gaze back to the patient. "So why is he here instead of a hospital?"
"A city hospital?" Mr. Midwest looked at her like he couldn't believe what he was hearing.
"Yeah. What's wrong with that? There are good ones."
"Hospitals aren't safe." Mr. Midwest said it flatly—like it was common knowledge.
Andi bit down hard on her lip to keep from saying something about that wildly unhinged opinion. "Okay," she continued. "Third—what are you, exactly? Medically speaking."
"Austin. Former paramedic," No-Name answered for him.
"Marines, too," Austin added.
Andi held out her hand, making Austin shake it. "I'm Andi."
"Ah. Andi, not Andy." Austin said it with a slight shift in emphasis, then glared at No-Name.
"Your assumption was the sexist one," No-Name said, a faint smile ghosting across his lips. He glanced pointedly at his watch again, and Austin disappeared down the corridor. "So. Eight hours—can you handle it?" No-Name asked her.
Based on Austin's report, this patient was basically a wait-and-see case. Injured and unconscious, but no clear reason he still hadn't woken up yet—unless it was brain damage. Well, if that was it, then maybe this extreme secrecy made a little more sense. If you were the head of a fabulously wealthy family and someone got hurt under your watch, you might want to keep it out of the public eye. Andi ran her gaze over the monitor vitals, the Foley output, the chest tube draining slowly. For eight hours, she could keep almost anybody alive—in a hospital. But what happened if something went bad here? The situation was strange, and even if they were offering an outrageous amount of money, she still had to think about her license. When she happened to look up, No-Name was staring at her openly—so openly that Andi felt heat rise in her cheeks.
Before she could scrape together a response, Austin came back pushing a crash cart. "You know how to use this?"
"Of course." Having the crash cart took the edge off some of her anxiety. "But... I'm not a doctor."
"If you need a doctor, call me. Then I'll arrange one. The number's already in there." No-Name handed her the cell phone, and Austin went on.
"And who exactly am I calling?" she asked, not letting a flicker of curiosity show.
No-Name snorted, as if to say, Nice try. "I'll know it's you."
Austin cut in. "Backup oxygen tanks along the wall. Keep him comfortable until we're back."
Andi looked between the two of them. None of this added up—not the cat, not this job, not this mansion, and not these two ridiculously handsome but ridiculously strange men. "Where are you even going?"
No-Name shook his head. "Out. But we'll be back before dawn. I promise we'll get you on the first bus into town. All right?"
No-Name's gaze bore down on her, and Austin stood behind him in silent intimidation.
Andi drew in a breath—to say this was insane and refuse. But she caught herself at once. It didn't have to make sense. She only needed to know one thing: one night here would equal a month's regular pay. She looked at the patient, letting the instincts honed by months of taking too many shifts do their thing, reading his skin color and the numbers on the monitor. The sanest one here was, hands down, this patient. "Yeah, okay," she said decisively, taking out the phone they'd given her and giving it a little wave at No-Name. "I'll call if something comes up. Otherwise—eight hours."
"Good," No-Name said, and for the first time that night, he gave her a full smile. The sensation of having his satisfied attention turned on her was almost as awful as what had hit her on the road up here. She wanted to run, but her body wouldn't move. Pinned—pierced—like a deer in headlights. This man was simply too strong.
Then the cat jumped off the bed and rubbed itself against No-Name's leg. He lowered his gaze, and the spell broke. The spotlight had shifted. Andi sagged with relief, then immediately pulled herself together, hoping no one had noticed. Apparently they hadn't. He was crouched down, gently stroking the cat's head with the back of his fist.
The cat meowed at him several times, as if making an emphatic argument. No-Name gave it a dour look. "No, she didn't bring you anything," he told the cat, then looked back at Andi. "If you hear anything in the house, ignore it. It's an old place. It creaks a lot." Austin cleared his throat from the doorway, and No-Name headed over to him. That was the end of the audience. The men left, and the cat followed after them.
Andi let out a breath, then immediately felt embarrassed for reacting like that. *What are you, twelve? You know better.* That version of herself when he'd looked at her—pathetically pleased, stupidly hopeful, just a little bit terrified—that wasn't the real her.
The real Andi was a nurse who always, always knew what needed to be done.
She walked to the bed, lifted the stethoscope from around her neck, and began assessing her patient.
"What did Grim say?" Austin asked Damian on the way to the garage.
"Too small to be useful." In reality, Grimalkin had asked whether Andi had brought him any cheese. The stronger the blue mold, the better—they were out of it at the estate. Fortunately, Damian was the only one who could understand the tremendously powerful multidimensional guardian that had been attached to him since birth, so no one knew he could be so easily distracted by a piece of cheese.
"Rare day when I agree with the cat. When my brother wakes up—"
"I know." Damian cut him off there. If Zack woke up while they were gone—and that would be saying something—at least he'd be able to have a coherent conversation with the nurse. Then she'd remove the restraints. He'd be confused, with no idea what had happened, but he was clearheaded enough to realize she was an outsider.
He climbed into the armored SUV where the others were waiting. Tonight it was just him and the men. Max drove, Jamison was looking down at his electronics, and Damian sat beside Austin, who was wiping down the barrel of something black and glossy.
He sank deep into the seat and thought about the nurse.
*She smells good*, his dragon said.
*Shut up*, he told his dragon—but it was true.
Oil and plastic surrounded him, and above all, iron. Human blood carried so much iron it was a wonder it wasn't magnetic. Living among humans had accustomed him to that metallic smell, but for some reason tonight it seemed stronger than usual.
All because of her.
When she'd climbed into the car, her coat had carried the stale stench of the bus she'd ridden in on and the medicinal chemical smell that came with the job of nursing. That much he'd expected.
But underneath it was her own faint scent. So subtle most humans would never detect it, and yet it had caught him off guard—viciously appetizing.
Apples and caramel—yes, something like that. And seawater, too.
Strange.
He skimmed through his emails and opened an unread file Mills had sent over. Top of her class at community college and again at nursing school after that. But saddled with student loans, and an absurdly high debt to a hospital—medical bills for a family member, by the look of it, though the debt had later been written off. Probably because that family member had died. On top of that, her sibling apparently couldn't stop ending up in the back of police cars. Which made her ideal for his purposes. Desperate enough for cash to have a reason to want it, smart enough to keep Zack alive, and—hopefully—sensible enough not to dig any deeper. If her curiosity got the better of her, well, that's what the oblivion fire was for. By the end of the background check, he'd learned she lived in an apartment above a Greek bakery in a gentrifying neighborhood. That explained the smell. Her place was probably full of the scent of fresh-baked goods.
Mystery solved. Damian slipped his phone back into his pocket, satisfied. But his mind drifted right back to her. Andi. An odd name for a girl. He felt a deeply strange urge to say it out loud. Not for any rational reason—more to find out whether the sound of it was as sweet as her scent. And then there was that blue streak. He'd caught only the briefest glimpse of it before she'd twisted her dark hair up. The way she'd hidden it made him want to undo it, expose it again. Maybe even feel it wind around his fingers.
"Why'd you bother warning her about the house?" Austin asked, cutting through his thoughts.
"Grimalkin doesn't like strangers."
"He doesn't like anyone," Austin shot back.
"But he does watch over Zack," Max said from the driver's seat, defending Damian's guardian's honor. Damian knew his cat and the old weapons master got along well enough. They had no choice. They were the only two who had come with him from the Otherworld, though at different times. The combat armor Max wore only made the pale skin visible around it stand out even more starkly. If he took off his hat, his hair would probably be ghostly white too. He'd once had the pale eyes typical of an albino, but he'd lost them in a fight with another bear shifter. Mills had replaced them with a magical device hidden under his goggles. Because of that, and because oblivion fire no longer worked on him, he was ideal as Damian's wielder of oblivion fire. And whatever kind of eyes he had now, he could shoot down an Otherworld monster from eight hundred yards away.
"Grimalkin probably wants Zack dead," Austin said darkly.
Max bared his teeth in a grin. "Nah. If Grimalkin wanted either of you dead, pup, you'd already be gone."
Austin snorted. "I'd take a fighting wolf over a chimney-sweep bear," he muttered, then turned back to Damian. "She was sensitive enough to react to the perimeter?"
"Without question."
Austin grunted. "How'd she handle it?"
"Remarkable, considering she didn't know she was under magical attack." Concentric rings of security surrounded his estate, magical and otherwise. When the car crossed one of them—the one Austin was supposed to have turned off—he saw her panic, and tasted it too. He had seen men before leap from cars, driven by fear they couldn't understand, then crawl back up the hill in tears. Andi had been afraid. But she hadn't run. That, too, was interesting.
"Think she bought it?" Austin asked, miming putting on a chauffeur's cap.
Damian knew he meant the little ploy of pretending to be the chauffeur for one of his servants. He had wanted to meet the person who would be taking care of Zack and see what kind of human she was. He had never expected to find her quite this interesting.
"Doesn't matter," he said. "If she didn't notice, fine. If she did, the fire will make her forget."
"Why bother with that? No one would believe her anyway. She'd just be one more internet lunatic." Jamison said it without taking his eyes off the computer in his lap, as focused on that as Austin was on his weapon. In contrast to Max's blinding whiteness and Austin's large build, he was extremely dark-skinned and lean. Between the equipment on his lap and the mechanisms of the arm replaced by technology, the man was almost half computer.
"So—like you, then?" Austin ribbed the younger man.
"Want me to change the password on your streaming accounts?" Jamison fired back drily, then waved a hand to shut him up. "We're getting close to the source. Slow down, Max."
Max grunted in acknowledgment. The vehicle he was driving was what Damian called the "tour bus"—reinforced with metal plating, fitted with bulletproof glass, and built to withstand an explosion from underneath. More importantly, the most powerful witch on the Pacific coast had personally warded it. Damian could tell where they were by the smell—salt water, gas, and oil. Had to be the familiar miasma of the docks. And they were here because somewhere nearby, there was an Otherworld creature that needed killing.
See the Japanese edition (the middle of the wormhole)
ペンとメモ用紙を取り出し、言われたことをすべて書き留めながら、適切なタイミングで適切な質問を挟んだ。それでも、半分怒鳴られていて、確実に品定めされているという感覚が拭えなかった。彼の説明が終わると、Andiは手を挙げた。「三つあります」
「どうぞ」と彼は許可した。
「猫は?」Andiはついそう聞いてしまった。
運転手のほうが答えた。「ほぼ家族です。同席は絶対条件。次は?」
「わかりました」ほんと変な金持ち。Andiは肩をすくめ、患者に視線を戻した。「それで、どうしてこの人はここにいるんですか? 病院じゃなくて」
「街の病院に?」Mr. Midwestは信じられないという顔をした。
「ええ。なんでダメなんですか? いい病院ありますよ」
「病院は安全じゃない」Mr. Midwestはきっぱり言い切った——まるでそれが周知の事実であるかのように。
Andiはその突飛な意見に何か言い返さないよう、唇を強く噛んだ。「わかりました」と続ける。「三つ目、あなたは何者なんですか? 医療的には」
「Austinだ。元救急救命士」とNo-Nameがその男の代わりに答えた。
「海兵隊にもいた」とAustinが付け加えた。
Andiは手を差し出した。Austinが握手せざるを得ないように。「Andiです」
「ああ。Andyじゃなくて、Andiか」Austinは微妙にアクセントを変えて言い、No-Nameを睨んだ。
「君の決めつけが性差別的だっただけだろ」No-Nameが言い、口元にかすかな笑みがよぎった。彼はまた意味ありげに腕時計に目をやり、Austinは廊下の奥へ消えた。「それで。八時間、いけるか?」No-Nameが彼女に尋ねた。
Austinの報告からすると、この患者は基本的には様子見だった。怪我をして意識不明ではあるが、まだ目を覚まさないはっきりした理由はない——脳の損傷の可能性を除けば。まあ、それならこの徹底した秘密主義も、少しは理解できるかもしれない。莫大な財産を持つ家の当主で、自分の監督下で誰かが怪我をしたなら、その件を表沙汰にしたくないこともあるだろう。Andiはモニターのバイタル、フォーリーの尿量、ゆっくり排液している胸腔ドレーンに目を走らせた。八時間なら、たいてい誰でも生かしておける——病院なら。でも、ここで何かまずいことになったらどうなる? 状況は奇妙だし、法外な報酬を提示されているとはいえ、自分の免許のことも考えなくてはならない。ふと顔を上げると、No-Nameが臆面もなく彼女を見つめていた——あまりにも臆面もなくて、Andiは頬が熱くなった。
何か言葉を絞り出す前に、Austinがクラッシュカートを押しながら戻ってきた。「これの使い方はわかるか?」
「もちろん」クラッシュカートがあることで不安の一部は和らいだ。「でも……私は医者じゃないですから」
「医者が必要になったら、俺に電話しろ。そうしたら手配する。番号は登録してある」No-Nameが携帯電話を彼女に渡すと、Austinが続けた。
「で、誰宛てに電話すればいいんですか?」好奇心を微塵も出さないようにして聞いた。
No-Nameは鼻で笑った。いい手だな、とでも言うように。「お前からだとわかる」
Austinが口を挟んだ。「壁際に予備の酸素ボンベがある。俺たちが戻るまで、楽にさせてやってくれ」
Andiは二人を見比べた。何一つ腑に落ちない——猫も、この仕事も、この屋敷も、そしてこの二人のとびきりハンサムだけどとびきり変な男たちも。「そもそもどこに行くんですか?」
No-Nameはその質問に首を振った。「外だ。だが夜明けまでには戻る。街行きの始発バスには必ず乗せると約束する。いいか?」
No-Nameの視線が彼女にのしかかり、Austinは背後で威圧するように立っていた。
Andiは息を吸い込んだ——こんなの正気じゃないと言って断るために。でも、すぐに自分に言い聞かせた。筋が通っていなくてもいい。ただ一つ、ここで一晩過ごせば普段のひと月分の給料になる——それだけわかっていればいい。彼女は患者に目をやり、何か月もシフトを入れすぎて研ぎ澄まされた生来のナースの勘を働かせ、肌の色とモニターの数値を見た。この場でいちばんまともなのは、文句なしにこの患者だった。「ええ、いいです」と決めて言うと、渡された携帯を取り出してNo-Nameにひらりと振ってみせた。「何かあれば電話します。そうでなければ、八時間後に」
「よし」とNo-Nameは言い、その夜初めて、彼女に向かって完全な笑みを見せた。満足げなその注意を向けられた感覚は、ここへ来る途中の道で身に降りかかったあれとほとんど同じくらいひどかった。逃げ出したいのに、体が動かない。射すくめられた——貫かれた——ヘッドライトに照らされた鹿みたいに。この男は、ただただ強すぎた。
そのとき猫がベッドから飛び降り、No-Nameの脚にすり寄った。彼が視線を落とし、魔法が解けた。スポットライトが移ったのだ。Andiはがくりと力が抜け、すぐに持ち直し、見られていないことを祈った。見られてはいなかったようだ。彼はしゃがみ込み、猫の頭を拳の背でそっと撫でていた。
猫は彼に向かって何度も鳴いた。まるで強い主張でもあるみたいに。No-Nameは猫に渋い顔を向けた。「いや、こいつはお前に何も持ってきてない」と猫に言い、それからAndiに視線を戻した。「屋敷の中で何か音がしても、無視してくれ。古い家だから、よくきしむんだ」ドアのところでAustinが咳払いをし、No-Nameはそちらへ向かった。これで観客はおしまいだ。男たちは出ていき、猫もあとに続いた。
Andiはほっと力を抜き、それから自分があんなふうに感じていたことが恥ずかしくなった。何なの、まるで子供じゃない。ちゃんとわかってるでしょ! 彼に見つめられたあの瞬間の自分——馬鹿みたいにうれしくて、愚かなほど希望を抱いて、ほんの少しだけ怯えていて——あれは本当の自分じゃない。
本当のAndiは、いつだって、どんなときだって、やるべきことがわかっている看護師だ。
彼女はベッドに歩み寄り、首から聴診器を外して、患者の状態を診はじめた。
「グリムは何て?」ガレージへ向かう途中で、オースティンがダミアンに尋ねた。
「小さすぎて役に立たない、だと」実際のところ、グリマルキンが尋ねたのは、アンディが自分にチーズを持ってきたかどうかだった。青カビの強いやつならなおよし――屋敷で切らしていたからだ。幸い、誕生のときから彼につけられている、とてつもなく強大な多次元の守護者の言葉を理解できるのはダミアンだけだったので、チーズひとつであっさり気をそらされることは誰にも知られていなかった。
「珍しく、猫と意見が合ったな。弟が目を覚ましたら――」
「わかっている」ダミアンは、それ以上の会話を打ち切った。自分たちがいない間にザックが目を覚ましたら――そうなればかなりのことだが――せめて看護師とはまともな話くらいできるだろう。そうしたら、彼女も拘束を外すはずだ。何が起きたのかはわからず混乱するだろうが、彼女が部外者だと気づけるだけの頭はある。
彼は、ほかの仲間も待っている装甲SUVに乗り込んだ。今夜は自分と男たちだけだ。マックスが運転し、ジェイミソンは電子機器に目を落とし、彼は、黒く艶めく何かの銃身を拭いているオースティンのそばに座った。
シートに深く沈み込み、あの看護師のことを考えた。
いい匂いがする、と彼の竜が言った。
黙れ、と彼は自分の竜に言った――だが、そのとおりだった。
油とプラスチック、そして何よりも強く鉄の匂いが彼を取り巻いていた。人間の血にはあまりに多くの鉄が含まれている。磁力を帯びていないのが不思議なくらいだ。人間社会で暮らすうちに、その金属めいた匂いには慣れていたが、なぜか今夜はいつもより濃く感じられた。
すべて、彼女のせいだった。
彼女が車に乗り込んできたとき、乗ってきたバスのこもった悪臭と、看護という仕事につきものの薬品めいた化学臭がコートに染みついていた。そこまでは予想どおりだった。
だがその下に、彼女自身のかすかな匂いがあった。たいていの人間には気づけないほど微かなのに、それでも不意に、ひどく食欲をそそった。
リンゴとキャラメル――そう、そんな感じだ。それに海水の匂いも。
奇妙だ。
彼はメールを流し見し、ミルズが送ってきた未読ファイルを開いた。コミュニティカレッジでも、そのあと進んだ看護学校でも首席。だが学生ローンを抱え、ある病院への負債も呆れるほど高額だった。どうやら親族の医療費らしいが、その借金は後に帳消しになっていた――おそらく、その親族が亡くなったのだろう。しかも兄弟は、どうやらしょっちゅうパトカーに乗るのをやめられないらしい。だからこそ、彼の目的には理想的だった。金に困っていて現金を欲しがるだけの理由があり、ザックを生かしておけるだけの頭があり、そして願わくば、これ以上あれこれ詮索しないだけの分別もある。もし好奇心が過ぎるようなら、忘却の火を使えばいい。身辺調査の最後まで読むと、彼女は再開発の進む街区にある、ギリシャ系パン屋の上のアパートに住んでいた。それであの匂いにも説明がつく。彼女の部屋は、きっと焼きたてのものの匂いでいっぱいなのだろう。
謎は解けた。そう思ってダミアンは携帯をポケットにしまった。だが意識はすぐに彼女へ戻っていく。アンディ。女の子にしては妙な名前だ。口に出してみたいという、ひどく妙な衝動に駆られた。理屈ではなく、その響きが彼女の匂いみたいに甘美かどうか、確かめたくなるような。そしてあの青い筋。暗い髪をまとめる前に、ほんの一瞬だけ見えたものだ。彼女がそれを隠した、その仕草のせいで、ほどいてもう一度さらけ出させたくなった。もしかしたら、その髪が自分の手に巻きつく感触まで味わってみたくなるほどに。
「どうして屋敷のことをわざわざ警告したんだ?」オースティンが尋ね、彼の思考を遮った。
「グリマルキンはよそ者が嫌いなんだ」
「あいつ、誰のことも好きじゃないだろ」とオースティンが言い返した。
「でもザックは見張ってるじゃないか」運転席のマックスが言い、ダミアンの守護者の名誉をかばった。ダミアンは、自分の猫と年老いた武器師範がうまくやっているのを知っていた。そうならざるを得ないのだ。時期こそ違え、異界から彼とともに来たのは、その二人だけだったのだから。マックスが身につけた戦闘用の鎧は、そのまわりにのぞく肌の白さをいっそう際立たせていた。帽子を取れば、髪もきっと幽霊じみた真っ白だろう。かつてはアルビノ特有の淡い目もしていたが、別の熊のシフターとの戦いで失った。ミルズはそれを、ゴーグルの下に隠れる魔法の代物に置き換えた。そのおかげで、忘却の火の力がもはや効かない彼は、ダミアンの忘却の火の使い手として理想的になった。そして今どんな目を持っていようと、八百ヤード先の異界の怪物を撃ち落とせる。
「グリマルキンは、ザックが死ねばいいと思ってるんだろ」オースティンが暗い声で言った。
マックスはにやりと歯を見せた。「いや。グリマルキンがお前らのどっちかを殺したいと思ったなら、子犬、お前はもう死んでる」
オースティンは鼻を鳴らした。「煙突掃除の熊より、戦う狼のほうがましだ」とぼそりと言ってから、またダミアンに向き直った。「外周に、あいつは反応するくらい敏感だったのか?」
「間違いなく」
オースティンがうなった。「どんな様子だった?」
「自分が魔法で攻撃されていると知らなかったことを思えば、見事だった」彼の屋敷のまわりには、魔法のものもそうでないものも含めて、同心円状の警備線が何重にも張り巡らされている。そのうちの一つ――オースティンが切っておくはずだったもの――を車で越えたとき、彼は彼女の恐慌を見て、そして味わった。これまでにも、理由もわからぬまま恐怖に駆られて走る車から飛び降り、そのあと泣きながら丘を這い上がって戻ってきた男たちを見てきた。アンディは怯えていた。だが逃げはしなかった。それもまた、興味深い点だった。
「信じたと思うか?」オースティンが、運転手の帽子をかぶるふりをしながら尋ねた。
ダミアンには、それが、自分の使用人の運転手を装った小細工のことだとわかっていた。ザックの世話をする相手に会って、どんな人間か見極めたかったのだ。まさか、ここまで興味をそそられることになるとは思ってもいなかったが。
「どうでもいい」と答えた。「気づかなければそれでいい。気づいても、火で忘れさせる」
「なんでわざわざそんなことする? どうせ誰も信じない。ネットのいかれた変人がまたひとり増えるだけだろ」ジェイミソンは膝の上のコンピュータを食い入るように見つめたまま言った。オースティンが武器に没頭しているのと同じくらい、彼もまたそちらに集中していた。マックスのまぶしいほどの白さやオースティンの大柄さとは対照的に、彼はひどく肌が黒く、細身だった。膝の上の機材と、技術で置き換えられた腕の機構とを合わせれば、その男はほとんど半分コンピュータみたいなものだった。
「つまり、お前みたいな?」オースティンが年下をからかった。
「お前のネット配信の暗証番号、変えてやろうか」ジェイミソンが皮肉っぽく言い返し、それから手を振って黙らせた。「発信源に近づいてる。スピードを落とせ、マックス」
マックスはうなって応じた。彼が運転しているのは、ダミアンが「観光バス」と呼んでいる車だ。金属の遮蔽で固められ、防弾ガラスを備え、車体下部も爆発に耐えるよう作られている。それに何より重要なのは、この太平洋側で最強の魔女がじきじきに守りをかけていることだった。ダミアンには匂いで場所がわかった――塩気を含んだ水と、ガスと油の臭い。このなじみ深い埠頭の瘴気以外ではありえない。そして彼らがここにいるのは、この近くのどこかに、仕留めるべき異界の怪物がいるからだった。
Dragon Called · verbatim survivors: 3 of 170 sentences
Chinese (Simplified)
Outbound self-graded YELLOW after three repair rounds; the blind return came back GREEN. Our referee is harder on us than any reader will be.
She pulled out a pen and paper and wrote everything down, asking appropriate questions at appropriate times, but she couldn’t shake the feeling that she was being partially shouted at and definitely judged. When he was through, she held up a hand. “Three things.”
“Go,” he allowed her.
“The cat?” She couldn’t help but ask.
The driver answered her. “He’s practically a family member. Presence nonnegotiable. Next?”
“Okay, then.” *Weird-ass rich people. *Andi shrugged and looked back at the patient. “So, why is he here? Why not a hospital?”
“In the city?” Mr. Midwest was incredulous.
“Yeah. Why not? There’re good hospitals there.”
“Hospitals aren’t safe,” Mr. Midwest stated—like that was a known fact.
Andi bit her lips, hard, to not say anything about his bizarre opinions. “All right, then,” she went on. “Third is, who are you? Medically, I mean.”
“His name’s Austin; he used to be a paramedic,” Mr. No-Name said for the man.
“And in the Marines,” Austin added.
She stuck her hand out, so Austin would have to shake it. “I’m Andi.”
“Ah. An Andi, not Andy,” Austin said, with slightly different emphasis, giving Mr. No-Name a glare.
“It’s not my fault your assumptions were sexist,” Mr. No-Name said, a slight grin flickering at the corner of his mouth. He looked meaningfully at his watch again, and Austin disappeared down a hall. “So. Eight hours?” Mr. No-Name asked her.
From Austin’s report, this patient mostly sounded like a wait-and-see. He was injured and unconscious, but there was no real reason he hadn’t woken up yet—other than possible brain damage. Which, yeah, made this whole level of secrecy, perhaps understandable? If you were the head of a household worth a fortune and someone got injured on your watch, you might need to keep their issues under wraps. She glanced at the patient’s vitals on the monitor, the level of urine in the foley, and the slowly draining chest tube. She could keep almost anyone alive for eight hours—at the hospital. But what would happen here if things went poorly? This situation was bizarre, and even though they were paying her a ton, she still had her license to think of. She glanced up and found Mr. No-Name watching her shamelessly—so shamelessly, she flushed.
Austin reappeared, pushing a crash cart before she could stutter out any words. “You know what to do with this?”
“Of course.” The presence of a crash cart allayed only some of her fears. “But…I’m not a doctor.”
“If he needs a doctor, just call me, and I’ll get one. My number’s preprogrammed.” Mr. No-Name handed her a phone as Austin went on.
“And who should I ask for?” she asked, trying not to sound curious in the least.
Mr. No-Name let out a snort as if to say, *nice try. *“I’ll know it’s you.”
Austin interrupted. “There’s more oxygen tanks against the wall. Just keep him comfortable until we get back.”
Andi looked between them. None of this made sense—not the cat, not this job, not this house, and definitely not these two extremely handsome, yet extremely odd men. “Where are you going anyhow?”
Mr. No-Name shook his head at her question. “Out. But we’ll return by dawn, and I promise you’ll be on the first bus back to the city. Okay?”
Mr. No-Name’s gaze pressed her, as Austin loomed.
She inhaled—to tell them how insane all this was and back out—but then she reminded herself that the only thing that needed to make sense was the fact that one night here would equal a month of her normal paycheck. She glanced at the patient and did her best to ping out with her inherent nurse-radar, honed by months of taking too many shifts, taking in his color, and the numbers on the screen. He was the most normal thing here, hands down. “Yeah, okay,” she said, deciding. She pulled out the phone she’d been given and waved it at Mr. No-Name. “I’ll call if anything happens; otherwise, I’ll see you in eight.”
“Good,” Mr. No-Name said and smiled at her—fully—for the first time all night. The sensation of his pleased attention on her was almost as bad as whatever had happened to her on the road here. She wanted to run away, but she found she couldn’t. She was struck—pierced—like she was a deer in headlights. He was just too much.
Then the cat leapt off the bed and wound around Mr. No-Name’s legs. He glanced down, and the moment was over. The spotlight had moved on. She sagged, caught herself, and hoped he hadn’t seen it. It didn’t seem like he had as he knelt down to knuckle the cat’s head softly.
The cat meowed at him, repeatedly, as if it had strong opinions, and Mr. No-Name gave it a dour look. “No, she didn’t bring anything for you,” he told the cat, and then looked back to her. “If you hear any sounds in the house, just ignore them. It’s an old house; it creaks a lot.” Austin coughed from the door, and Mr. No-Name headed toward him. Her audience was over. The men left, and the cat followed them.
Andi relaxed, then became embarrassed by how she’d felt. What was she, some kind of schoolgirl? *You know better!* Whoever she’d been in the moment he’d looked at her—stupidly happy, foolishly hopeful, and just a teensy bit terrified—it wasn’t the real her.
The real Andi was a nurse who knew what to do—every time, all of the time.
She went to the bed, unlooped her stethoscope from her neck, and started to assess her patient.
“What’d Grim say?” Austin asked Damian on their way to the garage.
“That she’s too small to be of any use.” In reality, Grimalkin had asked if Andi had brought him any cheese, the bluer, the better—because the house was out. Luckily, Damian was the only one who could understand the hugely powerful multidimensional guardian he’d been assigned at birth, so no one else knew how easily a gift of cheese would distract him.
"For once, the cat and I agree. If my brother wakes up–"
“I know,” Damian said, shutting down further conversation. If Zach woke up while they were gone—a big *if*—then hopefully he and the nurse could have an intelligent conversation, after which she’d take off his restraints. He’d be confused about what had happened, but he’d be smart enough to realize she was an outsider.
He got into the armored SUV, waiting with some of the rest of his crew. It was just him and the guys tonight. Max was driving, Jamison had his eyes on his electronics, and he sat close to Austin who was busy wiping down the barrel of something black and shiny.
He sank back into his seat, thinking about the nurse.
*She smelled good*, his dragon commented*.* * *
*Shush,* he told his dragon—but it was right*.*
Oil, plastics, but more overwhelmingly, the aroma of iron, surrounded him. Humans had so much iron in their blood; it was a wonder to him that they weren’t magnetic. Living in human society, he had gotten used to the metallic scent, but for some reason, tonight it seemed more pungent than usual.
It was all because of her.
When she had gotten into the car, the gaseous stink of the bus she had been on and the medicinal chemical scents that were a hallmark of her occupation clung to her coat. Those were expected.
But underlying all that was her own subtle scent, undetectable to most humans, and yet abruptly mouthwatering all the same.
Apples and caramel, yes, that’s what it reminded him of—and saltwater.
How strange.
He swiped through his emails, opening the unread files Mills had sent over. Top of her class in community college and then nursing school. But she’d suffered student loans, a staggeringly high amount of debt owed to a hospital which looked like medical bills for a relative before it got wiped—presumably by that relative’s death—and a brother who apparently couldn’t resist taking rides in cop cars. Which made her perfect for his purposes: hungry enough to be looking for cash, smart enough to keep Zach alive, and hopefully, smart enough to not ask many more questions.* *There was always the Forgetting Fire if she got too curious. He reached the end of her background check and found she lived in a gentrifying part of town in an apartment above a Greek bakery. That explained her scent. Her apartment probably smelled entirely of baked goods.
Mystery solved, Damian put the phone back into his pocket. But his mind went right back to her. *Andi.* What an odd name for a girl. He had the strangest urge to say it out loud, irrationally, to see if the sound tasted as good as she smelled. And that interesting streak of blue that he’d glimpsed a flash of before she’d wound her dark hair up—something about the act of her hiding it made him want to unwind and expose it again, to possibly feel the wrap of it around his hand.
* *“Why’d you warn her about the house?” Austin asked Damian, distracting him from his thoughts.
“Because Grimalkin doesn’t like strangers.”
“He doesn’t like anyone,” Austin countered.
“He’s keeping an eye on Zach, isn’t he?” Max said from the driver’s seat, defending Damian’s guardian’s integrity. Damian knew his cat and his old weapons master got along—they had to; they were the only two things that’d come from the Realms with him, albeit at different times. The battle armor Max had on made the whiteness of his skin around it even more shocking, and Damian knew if he had his hat off, all his hair would be ghostly pale. He’d had an albino’s pale eyes, too, before he’d lost them in a fight with another bear-shifter. Mills had replaced them with something magical hidden by goggles, turning him into the perfect bearer of Damian’s Forgetting Fire, since its powers no longer seemed to work on him. And whatever kind of eyes he had now, he could snipe an Unearthly creature down at eight hundred yards.
“Grimalkin’s probably hoping that he’ll die,” Austin said darkly.
Max broke into a toothy grin. “Nah, if Grimalkin wanted either of you dead, you’d be dead already, puppy.”
Austin snorted at him. “Better to be a wolf who’s a fighter than a bear who’s a chimney sweep,” Austin muttered, before addressing Damian again. “Was she sensitive enough for the perimeter to bother her?”
“Definitely.”
Austin grunted. “How’d she do?”
“Admirably, considering she didn’t know she was being magically attacked.” There were several concentric security rings around his mansion, some magical, some not. He’d both seen and tasted her panic as they’d driven over one of them—the one Austin had been supposed to turn off. He’d seen other men throw themselves out of moving cars in fear and not know why to crawl crying back downhill. While she’d been scared, Andi hadn’t run. Another interesting point.
“Do you think she bought it?” Austin asked, pretending to put a driver’s hat on.
Damian knew he meant the subterfuge of him pretending to be a driver in his own employ. He’d wanted to meet the person taking care of Zach, to get a feel for her—he hadn’t expected for him to wind up being so intrigued.
“Doesn’t matter,” he answered. “Either she doesn’t figure it out, fine; or she does, and the fire will make her forget.”
“Why bother? No one would believe her. She’d just be another internet crackpot,” Jamison said while staring intently at the computer on his lap, as immersed in it as Austin was his weapons. He was very dark-skinned and lean in opposition to Max’s bright whiteness and Austin’s bulk, and between the hardware on his lap and the hardware of his arm that they’d replaced with tech, the man was practically half-computer.
“You mean, like you?” Austin said, goading the younger man.
“Don’t make me change your Netflix password,” Jamison snarked, then waved his hand for silence. “We’re approaching the source of the signal. Slow down, Max.”
Max grunted an acknowledgement. He was driving what Damian called “the tour bus.” It was a heavily armored SUV, fortified with metal shielding, bulletproof glass, blast-resistant undercarriage, and, more importantly, personally warded by the most powerful witch on this side of the Pacific. Damian knew where they were by scent—the saltwater, gas, and oil fumes could only be from the familiar miasma of the docks—and they were here because somewhere nearby there was an Unearthly creature they needed to kill.
She pulled out a pen and paper, jotting down notes point by point, asking the right questions at the right moments, but she couldn't shake the feeling that he was half-barking, half-talking at her—and definitely sizing her up. When he finished, she held up one hand. "Three things."
"Go ahead," he said.
"The cat?" She couldn't not ask.
The driver answered for him. "He's basically family. He has to be here. Non-negotiable. Next?"
"Okay then." Rich people were weird as hell. She shrugged and turned her gaze back to the patient. "So why is he here? Why not take him to a hospital?"
"Into the city?" The Midwest guy looked at her like she'd lost her mind.
"Yeah, why not? There are several good hospitals in the city."
"Hospitals aren't safe," the Midwest guy said flatly—as if this were common knowledge.
She bit down hard on her lip to keep from commenting on that bizarre little worldview. "All right," she continued, "third question—who are you? I mean, what's your role here, medically?"
"His name's Austin. He used to be an EMT," Mr. No-Name answered for him.
"Also did time in the Marines," Austin added.
She stuck out her hand, forcing Austin to shake it. "I'm Andi."
"Ah, Andi, not Andy." Austin deliberately put a different stress on it and shot Mr. No-Name a glare.
"Your own assumptions are gender-biased. That's not my fault." The corner of Mr. No-Name's mouth twitched with a smile, there and gone. He gave his watch another meaningful look, and Austin disappeared down the hall. "So, eight hours?" Mr. No-Name asked, turning back to her.
Based on Austin's report, for now this patient was basically a wait-and-see case. He was injured and still unconscious, but aside from possible brain damage, there wasn't any real reason to explain why he still hadn't woken up. Looked at that way, maybe this level of secrecy wasn't impossible to understand. If you were the one in charge of some staggeringly wealthy family and someone got hurt under your watch, maybe you really would need to keep it quiet. She glanced at the vitals on the monitor, the amount in the urine bag, and the chest tube slowly draining. In a hospital, she could keep almost anyone alive for eight hours. But what if things got worse here? The whole situation was too weird, and no matter how terrifyingly good the money was, she still had to think about her license. When she looked up, she ran straight into Mr. No-Name openly staring at her—that look so frank it was nearly brazen—and she flushed at once.
Before she could stammer out a single word, Austin reappeared, wheeling in a crash cart. "You know how to use this?"
"Of course." The crash cart made her feel better. A little. "But… I'm not a doctor."
"If he needs a doctor, call me and I'll get one here. My number's already saved." Mr. No-Name handed her a cell phone, and Austin went on.
"And who exactly would I be calling?" she asked, fighting to keep every trace of curiosity out of her voice.
Mr. No-Name gave a low, amused huff, the meaning obvious: trying to pry? Not happening. "I'll know it's you."
Austin cut in. "There are more oxygen tanks along the wall. Just keep him comfortable until we get back."
She looked from one to the other. None of this made sense—not the cat, not this job, not this house, and definitely not these two men who were ridiculously good-looking and impossibly strange. "Where are you even going?"
Mr. No-Name shook his head. "Out. But we'll be back before dawn, and I promise you'll make the first bus back to the city. All right?"
Mr. No-Name's heavy gaze bore down on her, while Austin loomed beside him.
She drew a breath—about to tell them how insane all of this was, then walk away from the whole thing—but then reminded herself that the only thing that needed to make sense was this: one night here was worth a month's pay at her regular job. She looked at the patient and did her best to call up her innate nurse radar—the kind honed by too many back-to-back shifts over the past few months—taking in his coloring and the numbers on the screen. At the end of the day, he was actually the most normal one here. "Fine." She made her decision and lifted the phone they'd given her, giving it a little shake at Mr. No-Name. "If something happens, I'll call. Otherwise, see you in eight hours."
"Good." Mr. No-Name smiled at her—the first real smile of the night, whole and unmistakable. The feeling of being looked at with his approval was almost as bad as that strange sensation on the drive in. She wanted to run, but found she couldn't move. It was as if she'd been pinned to the spot—struck through, skewered—a deer caught in headlights. This man was simply too much.
Then the cat jumped down from the bed and rubbed itself around Mr. No-Name's legs. He looked down, and the moment ended. The spotlight had moved away. Her knees softened, and she hastily steadied herself, hoping he hadn't noticed. It seemed he hadn't, because he was crouching down and lightly rubbing his knuckles over the cat's head.
The cat kept meowing at him as if it genuinely had complaints. Mr. No-Name shot it a dark look. "No, she didn't bring you anything," he told the cat, then turned to her. "If you hear noises in the house, ignore them. Old house. Lots of noises." Austin coughed from the doorway, and Mr. No-Name walked over to him. Her eavesdropping time was over. The two men left, and the cat went with them.
She relaxed, then immediately felt embarrassed by whatever that had been. What was wrong with her—was she some teenage girl with her first crush? You know better than this. The moment he'd looked at her, she'd gone stupidly happy, inexplicably hopeful, and just a tiny bit afraid—but that wasn't the real her.
The real Andi was a nurse who always knew what to do.
She walked to the bedside, unlooped the stethoscope from around her neck, and began assessing her patient.
"What did Grim say?" Austin asked Damian on the way to the garage.
"Said she's too small to be much use." In reality, Grimalkin had asked whether Andi had brought him any cheese—the bluer the better—because the house had run out. Fortunately, only Damian could understand the words of the immensely powerful multidimensional guardian assigned to him at birth, so no one knew that a little cheese could distract him that easily.
"Rare day the cat and I agree. If my brother wakes up—"
"I know." Damian cut him off before he could finish. If Zak woke while they were gone—and that was a big if—the best-case scenario was a rational conversation with the nurse, who would then unbind his restraints. He'd be confused about what had happened, but smart enough to realize she was an outsider.
He climbed into the armored SUV, where the rest of his men were waiting. Tonight it was just him and the boys. Max drove, Jamison was focused on his electronics, and Damian sat next to Austin, who was busy wiping down the barrel of some sleek black weapon.
He leaned back in his seat, thinking about the nurse.
*She smells good,* the dragon inside him observed.
*Shut up,* he told his dragon—but it wasn't wrong.
Engine oil and plastic surrounded him, but stronger still was the smell of iron. Human blood carried so much of it that he sometimes wondered how they didn't turn into magnets. He'd grown accustomed to that metallic tang after living in human society for so long, but tonight, for some reason, it was sharper than usual.
Because of her.
When she'd gotten into the vehicle, she'd been carrying the murky stench left on her by the bus she'd ridden earlier, along with the medicinal and chemical smells of her profession, all clinging to her coat. That much he'd expected.
But underneath it all was her own subtle scent, something most humans would never even detect, and it had made his mouth water without warning.
Apples and caramel—yes, that was it—and the salt of seawater.
Strange.
He scrolled through his emails and opened the unread file Mills had sent. She'd finished at the top of her class at community college, then again in nursing school. But she was carrying student loans and had owed a hospital a shockingly high debt that looked like a relative's medical bills; later, that debt had been erased—probably because the relative had died. And she also had a brother who apparently couldn't resist taking rides in police cars. It made her exactly right for his purposes: poor enough to need quick money, smart enough to keep Zak alive, and ideally smart enough not to ask too many more questions. If she got too curious, there was always the Forgetting Fire. At the end of the background check, he saw that she lived in a part of the city that was in the middle of gentrification, in an apartment above a Greek bakery. That explained her scent. Her apartment probably smelled like baked goods all the time.
Mystery solved. Damian slid his phone back into his pocket. But his mind circled right back to her. Andi. An unusual name for a girl. He felt a strange urge to say it out loud, an irrational need to know whether the sound would taste as good as she smelled. And that flash of blue he'd caught before she twisted her dark hair up—the fact that she'd hidden it somehow made him want to undo it, pull it free, maybe even feel it winding around his hand.
"Why'd you warn her about noises in the house?" Austin asked Damian, pulling him out of his thoughts.
"Because Grimalkin doesn't like strangers."
"He doesn't like anyone," Austin shot back.
"Isn't Grimalkin keeping watch over Zak?" Max said from the driver's seat, defending Damian's guardian. Damian knew his cat and his elderly weapons master got along well—and they should; they were the only two beings who had followed him here from the Realm, just at different times. Max's combat armor made the stark pallor of the exposed skin around it look even more striking. Damian knew that if he took off his hat, every hair on his head would be ghost-white. He'd once had the pale eyes common to an albino too, but he'd lost them in a fight with another bear shifter. Mills had replaced them with some kind of magical device hidden behind goggles, making him the perfect person to carry Damian's Forgetting Fire, because the power of the flames no longer seemed to affect him. Whatever kind of eyes he had now, he could snipe an otherworldly creature from eight hundred yards away.
"Grimalkin probably wishes he'd just die already," Austin said darkly.
Max grinned, all teeth. "Nah. If Grimalkin wanted either of you dead, you'd already be gone, little wolf cub."
Austin snorted. "I'd rather be a wolf who can fight than a bear who sweeps chimneys." He muttered it, then turned to Damian. "Is she perceptive enough to be affected by the outer wards?"
"Absolutely."
Austin grunted. "How'd she handle it?"
"Very well, especially considering she had no idea she was under magical attack." His estate was surrounded by several concentric layers of security, some magical and some not. When the car passed through one of them—the one Austin should've turned off—he had both seen her panic and tasted it. He'd seen other men jump out of moving cars in terror, then climb back up the slope crying, with no idea why they'd done it. Andi had been afraid, but she hadn't run. Another interesting thing about her.
"Think she bought it?" Austin asked, miming pulling a chauffeur's cap over his head.
Damian knew what he meant—the charade of pretending to be a driver in his own employ. He'd wanted to see the person caring for Zak firsthand, get a read on her. He hadn't expected to find himself this intrigued.
"Doesn't matter," he replied. "Either she didn't see through it and it's a non-issue, or she did and the Forgetting Fire takes care of it."
"Why bother? Nobody'd believe her anyway. She'd just be another crazy person on the internet." Jamison said it without looking up from the computer on his knees, absorbed in it the way Austin was absorbed in his weapons. He was dark-skinned and lean, the opposite of Max's blazing pallor and Austin's bulk. Between the hardware on his lap and the arm they'd replaced with tech, the man was practically half computer.
"You mean, like you?" Austin needled him.
"Don't make me change your Netflix password," Jamison fired back, then waved for silence. "We're approaching the signal source. Slow down, Max."
Max grunted in acknowledgment. The vehicle he drove was what Damian called "the bus." A heavy armored SUV fitted with metal plating, bulletproof glass, and a blast-resistant chassis—and more importantly, it had been personally warded by the most powerful witch on this side of the Pacific. Damian could tell where they were by smell alone—seawater, gasoline, and engine oil, a combination that could only mean that familiar dockside miasma—and they were here because somewhere nearby was an otherworldly creature they had to kill.
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她掏出纸笔,一条条记录下来,在该问的时候问该问的问题,但始终甩不掉一种感觉——对方在半吼半说,而且绝对在打量评判她。等他说完,她举起一只手。"三件事。"
"说。"他准许道。
"那只猫?"她实在忍不住要问。
司机替他回答了。"他基本算家庭成员。必须在场,没得商量。下一个?"
“行吧。”真是一群怪得要命的有钱人。她耸了耸肩,视线转回病人身上。“那他为什么会在这儿?为什么不送去医院?”
“城里?”那个中西部男人一脸难以置信。
"对啊,为什么不?城里有好几家不错的医院。"
“医院不安全。”那个中西部男人斩钉截铁地说——仿佛这是什么众所周知的事实。
她使劲咬住嘴唇,才没对他这番古怪的看法说什么。“好吧,”她接着说,“第三个问题,你是谁?我是说,医疗上你算什么身份?”
“他叫奥斯汀;以前做过急救员。”无名先生替那人答了。
“还在海军陆战队待过。”奥斯汀补充道。
她伸出手,逼得奥斯汀不得不跟她握手。“我叫安迪。”
“啊,是安迪,不是安迪。”奥斯汀故意用了不同的重音,朝无名先生瞪了一眼。
“你自己的臆断带了性别偏见,可怪不到我头上。”无名先生嘴角飞快地掠过一丝笑意。他又意味深长地看了一眼手表,奥斯汀便顺着走廊消失了。“那么,八小时?”无名先生转向她问道。
根据奥斯汀的汇报,这个病人目前基本只能先观察等待。人受了伤,也还昏迷着,可除了可能存在脑损伤之外,并没有什么真正的理由能解释他为什么还没醒。要这么看的话,这种程度的保密或许也不是不能理解?如果你是某个身家惊人的家族掌权人,而有人在你的看顾下受了伤,你可能确实得把这事捂住。她瞥了一眼监护仪上的生命体征、导尿袋里的尿量,还有正缓缓排液的胸管。在医院里,她几乎能让任何人活过八小时。可要是在这里情况变糟呢?这局面实在太诡异了,就算他们给的钱多得吓人,她也还是得顾着自己的执照。她抬眼一看,正撞上无名先生毫不掩饰地盯着她——那目光坦然得近乎放肆,看得她一下子红了脸。
她还没来得及结结巴巴说出什么,奥斯汀就推着一台抢救车重新出现了。“这东西你会用吧?”
"当然。"有抢救车在,她心里踏实了些,但也只是一些。"不过……我不是医生。"
“如果他需要医生,就给我打电话,我会弄一个过来。我的号码已经预先存进去了。”无名先生递给她一部手机,奥斯汀继续往下说。
"那我该找谁呢?"她问,竭力让自己听起来一点好奇心都没有。
无名先生哼笑了一声,那意思分明是:想套话?没门。“我会知道是你。”
奥斯汀插话道:“墙边还有更多氧气瓶。我们回来之前,你只要让他尽量舒服就行。”
她看看这个,又看看那个。这一切全都说不通——猫说不通,这份工作说不通,这栋房子说不通,这两个帅得离谱却怪得要命的男人更说不通。“你们到底要去哪儿?”
无名先生冲她摇了摇头。“出去。不过天亮前我们就回来,我保证你能赶上第一班回城的公交。行吗?”
无名先生的目光沉沉压着她,奥斯汀又在一旁高高大大地逼近着。
她吸了口气——本来想告诉他们这一切有多疯,然后抽身不干——可随即又提醒自己,唯一需要说得通的,就是在这里待一晚,抵得上她平时一个月的工资。她看了看病人,尽力调动起自己与生俱来的护士雷达——那是这几个月连着接太多班磨出来的——观察他的气色,还有屏幕上的数字。说到底,在这里他反而是最正常的那个。“行吧。”她做了决定,举起他们给她的那部手机朝无名先生晃了晃,“要是出了什么事,我会打电话;不然,八小时后见。”
“很好。”无名先生说着,冲她笑了——今晚第一次,完完整整地笑。那种被他满意地注视着的感觉,几乎和她来时路上发生的那股异样一样糟。她想逃,可却发现自己动不了。她像是被钉在了原地——被击中,被刺穿——活像一头被车灯照住的鹿。他这个人,实在太过头了。
接着,那只猫从床上跳下来,绕着无名先生的腿蹭来蹭去。他低头看了一眼,那一刻便结束了。那道聚光灯已经移开。她身子一软,又赶紧稳住自己,希望他没看见。看起来他确实没注意到,因为他正屈膝蹲下,用指节轻轻蹭了蹭猫的脑袋。
猫冲他喵喵叫个不停,像是真的很有意见似的。无名先生阴沉地瞥了它一眼。“没有,她什么都没给你带。”他对猫说,然后转头看向她。“你要是听到屋子里有什么动静,别管它。老房子,响动多。”奥斯汀在门口咳了一声,无名先生便朝他走去。她的旁听时间结束了。两个男人离开,猫也跟着走了。
她放松下来,随即又为自己刚才那种感觉感到难堪。她这是怎么了,难不成是个情窦初开的小女生?你明明很清楚!刚才他看向她的那一刻,她变得傻乎乎地高兴,莫名其妙地怀着希望,还带着那么一点点害怕——可那根本不是真正的她。
真正的安迪,是个无论何时都知道该怎么做的护士。
她走到床边,把挂在脖子上的听诊器取下来,开始评估她的病人。
“格里姆说了什么?”奥斯汀在去车库的路上问达米安。
“说她个子太小,派不上什么用。”实际上,格里姆卡尔金问的是安迪有没有给他带奶酪,越蓝纹的越好——因为家里已经吃完了。幸好只有达米安能听懂这位在他出生时就被指派给他的、强大无比的多维守护者的话,所以没人知道,一点奶酪就能轻轻松松把他的注意力引开。
“难得那只猫和我意见一致。要是我哥醒了——”
“我知道。”达米安打断了他,不让他再说下去。如果扎克在他们离开时醒过来——这本身就是个很大的如果——那最好是他能和那个护士进行一场理智的交谈,然后她再给他解开束缚带。他会对发生了什么感到困惑,但也足够聪明,能意识到她是个外人。
他上了那辆装甲越野车,车里还有他其余几个手下在等着。今晚只有他和这帮兄弟。马克斯开车,杰米森盯着自己的电子设备,而他坐在奥斯汀旁边,奥斯汀正忙着擦拭某件黑亮武器的枪管。
他靠回座椅,脑子里想着那个护士。
“她闻起来很香。”他体内的龙评价道。
“闭嘴。”他对自己的龙说——可它说得没错。
机油、塑料的气味包围着他,但更浓烈的是铁的味道。人类血液里含有那么多铁,他有时候都奇怪他们怎么没变成磁铁。在人类社会生活久了,他早已习惯了这种金属气息,但不知为何,今晚这味道比平时刺鼻得多。
都是因为她。
她上车时,身上沾着先前乘坐的那辆公交车留下的浑浊臭气,还有她这个职业特有的药剂与化学品气味,都附着在她的大衣上。这些都在意料之中。
但在这一切之下,是她自身细微的气息,大多数人类根本察觉不到,却让他猝不及防地口中生津。
苹果和焦糖,对,就是这个味道——还有海水的咸味。
真奇怪。
他划着邮件,打开了米尔斯发来的未读文件。她在社区大学名列前茅,后来在护校也是。但她背着学生贷款,还欠着医院一笔高得惊人的债务,看起来像是某位亲属的医疗账单,后来那笔债被抹掉了——多半是因为那位亲属去世了——另外还有个兄弟,显然总忍不住坐警车兜风。这让她正适合他的目的:穷得需要找快钱,聪明得足以保住扎克的命,而且最好也聪明得不会再问太多问题。要是她太好奇了,还有遗忘之火可用。他看到背景调查的最后,发现她住在城里一个正在经历街区翻新的地段,一家希腊面包店楼上的公寓里。这就解释了她身上的气味。她的公寓里大概到处都弥漫着烘焙食品的香味。
谜团解开了,达米安把手机塞回口袋。但他的思绪立刻又转回到她身上。安迪。对一个女孩来说,这名字真够特别的。他生出一股古怪的冲动,想把这个名字念出声来,毫无道理地想知道,这声音尝起来会不会和她闻起来一样美妙。还有那一缕他在她把深色头发盘起前瞥见的一闪蓝色——她把它藏起来这个举动,不知怎么就让他想把那头发重新解开、露出来,甚至也许还能感受它缠绕在自己手上的触感。
“你为什么要提醒她房子里的动静?”奥斯汀问达米安,把他从思绪里拉了出来。
“因为格里姆卡尔金不喜欢陌生人。”
“他谁都不喜欢。”奥斯汀反驳道。
“格里姆卡尔金不是在盯着扎克吗?”马克斯从驾驶座上说道,替达米安那位守护者辩护。达米安知道,他的猫和他那位年迈的武器大师很合得来——他们也确实该合得来;毕竟,他们是唯二跟着他从界域一起来到这里的存在,只不过来的时间不同。马克斯身上的战斗护甲,把周围裸露皮肤的惨白衬得更加惊人。达米安知道,如果他摘了帽子,他满头头发都会是鬼魂般的惨白。他原本也有一双白化病人特有的淡色眼睛,后来在和另一个熊类变形者的战斗中失去了。米尔斯给他换上了某种藏在护目镜后的魔法之物,让他成了携带达米安遗忘之火的完美人选,因为那火焰的力量似乎已经对他不起作用了。不管他现在有的是怎样的一双眼睛,他都能在八百码外狙掉一只异界生物。
“格里姆卡尔金大概巴不得他死了算了。”奥斯汀阴沉沉地说。
马克斯咧嘴一笑,露出满口牙。“不会。要是格里姆卡尔金想让你们俩谁死,你们早就没命了,小狼崽。”
奥斯汀冲他哼笑了一声。“当一头能打的狼,总比当一头扫烟囱的熊强。”奥斯汀嘟囔了一句,又转向达米安,“她的感知够敏锐,会被外围防线影响到吗?”
“绝对会。”
奥斯汀闷哼了一声。“她表现怎么样?”
“表现得很不错,尤其是她根本不知道自己正在遭受魔法攻击的情况下。”他的宅邸四周有好几道同心安全防线,有些是魔法的,有些不是。车开过其中一道时——那道本该由奥斯汀关掉——他既看见了她的恐慌,也尝到了她的恐慌。他见过别的男人因恐惧从行驶中的车里跳出去,最后又哭着沿坡爬回来,却根本不知道自己为什么会那样。安迪虽然害怕,却没有逃跑。又一个有意思的地方。
“你觉得她信了吗?”奥斯汀装作往头上扣司机帽似的问道。
达米安知道他指的是自己假扮成受雇于自己的司机那出戏。他想亲自见见照顾扎克的人,摸摸她的底——没想到自己会被勾起这么大的兴趣。
“无所谓,”他回答,“要么她没看穿,那就算了;要么她看穿了,遗忘之火会让她忘掉。”
“何必多此一举?反正也不会有人信她。她只会变成网上又一个疯子。”杰米森说着,眼睛仍专注地盯着腿上的电脑,沉浸其中的程度,就像奥斯汀沉浸在他的武器里一样。他皮肤黝黑,身形瘦削,和马克斯耀眼的惨白以及奥斯汀的壮硕正好相反。再加上腿上的那些硬件,还有那条被他们用科技替换掉的手臂,这人简直有一半都是电脑了。
“你是说,跟你一样?”奥斯汀故意刺他。
“别逼我改了你的奈飞密码。”杰米森呛了回去,随即挥手示意安静。“我们快到信号源了。减速,马克斯。”
马克斯闷哼一声,算是应了。他开的这辆车被达米安称作“大巴车”。这是一辆重型装甲越野车,装有金属防护层、防弹玻璃和抗爆底盘,而更重要的是,它还被太平洋这一侧最强大的女巫亲自施加了防护。达米安光凭气味就知道他们到了哪儿——海水、汽油和机油的气息,只可能来自那片熟悉的码头瘴气——他们来这里,是因为这附近某处有个他们必须杀掉的异界生物。